Sexy Baby Page #6
ENCOURAGE MYRTLE,
THE BORDER OF:
EXPLOITATION.
YOU MADE ME:
DEACTIVATE MY FACEBOOK.
BECAUSE OF THAT?
WHAT ELSE?
GUESS WHAT I GET
GYMNASTICS.
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
TAKE THAT AWAY, TOO.
IT'S LIKE HORRIBLE,
AND I CAN'T HAVE IT!
FETAL AND CURLED,
AND NO WAY OUT.
LIGHTS OUT. COLD.
OH MY GOD, THIS
IS LIKE, HORRIBLE.
WHEN I FIRST STARTED
TELLING MY STUDENTS
WHO HAVE KIDS,
YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE
PLAN OF KIDS:
AND IT'LL HAPPEN
WHEN IT HAPPENS,
ALL OF MY STUDENTS,
FOR SOME REASON:
THEM HAS TOLD ME
TO DO ACUPUNCTURE.
AT FIRST, AND THEN--
CAN'T HAVE A BABY.
I'VE HAD A MISCARRIAGE.
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT.
I FEEL LIKE IT'S
THE NEXT LEVEL:
OF MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH MY HUSBAND.
IF WE CAN'T REACH
THAT NEXT LEVEL,
WHERE OUR RELATIONSHIP
IS GONNA GO.
AW MAN.
IT SAYS, UM,
"I FULLY UNDERSTAND
THAT EVEN THOUGH
THE ANESTHESIOLOGIST
DURING THE SURGICAL
PROCEDURE ENSURING
MY SAFETY,
ANESTHESIA DOES BARE
SOME RISK OF A POSSIBLE,
POSSIBILITY OF:
EITHER INJURY,
ALLERGIC REACTIONS
OR RARELY DEATH.
I GUESS THEY'RE COVERING
ALL THEIR BASES.
WHEN I WENT WITH HEATHER
FOR HER TO GET:
HER BREAST IMPLANTS.
MMM-HMM.
ARE THOSE LITTLE SHELLS?
JUST A LITTLE DESIGN.
YEAH, I'M JUST, I'M JUST--
I SHOULD BE:
THE ONE CRYING.
DON'T CRY, YOU'RE GOING
READY, CAROL?
[MONITORS BEEPING]
THERE IS:
A PERFECT-SIZED PIECE,
THAT'LL CONTACT ME
AND I SAY "MAKE SURE
YOU'RE NEAR A HOSPITAL,
BECAUSE THEY:
CAN REALLY BLEED."
(GROANING AND CRYING)
THIS IS WHAT IT:
FEELS LIKE WHEN:
YOU HAVE A KID?
PROBABLY NOT.
WORSE?
NO.
NO?
NO. I DIDN'T HAVE
YEAH, GO.
SO FRIGGIN' ADORABLE.
BUT WE DIDN'T MARRY
EACH OTHER JUST:
TO BE TOGETHER.
AND DEVELOP A FAMILY.
THAT WAS A STIPULATION
OF GETTING MARRIED--
DO YOU WANT KIDS?
WE WOULDN'T BE MARRIED.
WE WOULDN'T BE TOGETHER.
YEP.
I DON'T LIKE CLICHES.
I CAN'T STAND CLICHES,
BUT WHEN IT'S MEANT
TO BE, IT'LL HAPPEN.
I HAVE 458 FRIENDS.
OPEN UP.
STOP.
WOULD I DIE?
NO, WINNIFRED.
STOP IT.
I'M JUST ASKING.
THAT'S LIKE 2 SHOTS.
THAT WAS GOOD!
YOU LIKE THAT?
(LAUGHING) THAT WAS GOOD.
WINNIFRED.
YEAH?
THINGS IN YOUR HOUSE.
A PHOTO SHOOT.
C'MON LIV, PHOTO SHOOT!
AH! I LOVE YOU.
THAT IS SO PRETTY,
OH MY GOD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
I SAID I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY ISSUES WITH:
THE PICTURES YOU
ENDED UP POSTING,
I'M PRETTY CERTAIN--
YOU DID BEFORE:
I POSTED THEM.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
WAS GETTING POSTED!
HUH?
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
TRUST ME!
SHOOT WITH OLIVIA.
I'VE SEEN THAT
GIRL'S PHOTOS.
YOU DON'T TRUST ME
TO LIKE, MONITOR MYSELF?
LISTEN, WHEN YOU'RE
A PARENT,
YOU THINK YOU:
KNOW YOUR KIDS,
BUT EVENTUALLY YOU GET
TO THE AGE WHERE
TO SOME DEGREE, AND
THEY HAVE SOME PRIVACY.
THAT YOU'RE MAKING
GOOD DECISIONS,
BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WITH 100% CERTAINTY--
JUST BECAUSE I'M
DOESN'T MEAN THAT
OVER ME.
WELL, I KNOW THAT.
BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT.
LONG-ASS THING ABOUT
HOW I'M LIKE, YOU
ANY SLUTTY PHOTOS...
YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE
IS NOT NECESSARILY
WHO YOU ARE.
AND LIKE, IN A WAY,
ALL OF THIS INTERNET
AND HOW YOU ACTUALLY
YAY!
YAY.
TAKE A LITTLE BREAK?
TAKE A BREAK?
OKAY.
Nichole:
WAS BEING PUNISHED
LEAST EXPECT IT.
DAVE WAS LIKE...
WOO HOO, JUST KIDDING.
THE FIRST TRIMESTER.
3 MONTHS BEFORE
TELLING ANYONE.
LITERALLY, RIGHT AFTER
WITH HIS MOM.
OH YEAH.
HE CRIED.
SHUT UP.
YOU CRIED.
SHUT UP.
YOU CRIED.
DID NOT.
YOU CRIED.
I LOVE YOU.
I'VE ALWAYS CARED
DEEPLY FOR EVERY
SO THAT I DIDN'T
THE JUDGMENT OR:
THE DISAPPOINTMENT.
WAS BROKEN DOWN.
ALRIGHT, YOU GUYS READY
FOR THE COOL STUFF?
DUDE.
THAT'S SO COOL!
HERE, WE'LL DO THIS.
AW! BABY ROCCO!
MY CHILDREN ARE:
ALLOWED A COMPUTER
WHAT THEY'RE WATCHING.
I CAN'T AS, YOU KNOW,
SEEING EXTREME PORN
ON THE INTERNET:
IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
JUST THOSE CAN'T BE
YOUR FIRST EXPERIENCES.
A LITTLE BIT SLOWER THAN THAT.
Woman:
ALL RIGHT,SEE YOU LATER.
I DIDN'T GET IN TROUBLE
LIKE ONE TIME.
WITH WHAT APPEARS
TO BE A HICKEY:
ON YOUR NECK!
INHALE WINNIFRED,
IT'S OKAY.
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO
FULL OF CRAP.
GLAD TO SEE THERE
WAS ALL TYPES:
OF INAPPROPRIATE CONDUCT
OH TRUST ME,
WAIT.
THANK YOU!
YOU'RE THE STAR, OKAY?
THANK YOU!
WHO WAS THAT?
SOME RANDOM GUY.
THERE'S BEAN SPROUTS!
SHE'S NOT INTERESTED
NO REALLY, MOM!
I'M INTERESTED.
A HO BAG, OKAY?
I'M KIDDING. LISTEN
HONEY, IT'S YOUR BODY,
YOU WANT TO.
THAT SMELLS REALLY GOOD.
CAN I WEAR THAT?
YEAH.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Sexy Baby" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2025. Web. 20 Jan. 2025. <https://www.scripts.com/script/sexy_baby_17874>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In