Shaandaar Page #2

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Not whistling,

Mummyji, it's just that he's who...

If you're through with

the you and the who...

Ladies, are we ready

for the dance rehearsal?

Kamlaji, if you need anything,

just let me know.

- OMG.

- So hot.

Like, totally!

Great. Okay?

What are you up to'?

On the right, white flowers.

- Okay, JJ, we got it.

- Hey, Tenthouse.

How may I help you, sir'?

Who do you think you are'?

No one sir.

Just a creature. No special features.

Oh yeah'? And out there,

you were all muscles and machismo.

Outside, you were also a

different man, weren't you, Daddy-O'?

What do you mean?

Outdoors'? He roars!

In his house, he's a mouse.

So I changed as well.

Take it or leave it.

- Take what'?

- Hey JJ, check those flowers.

Perfect...

Hey!

A for apple, B for ball,

C for Come, D for Dance.

Bye.

Hey!

One...two...three...four...

five...six...seven...eight.

One...two...three...four...

five...six...seven...eight.

One...two...three...four...

five...six...seven...eight.

"I wanna be with you" - Come on, one...

two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight.

So much work.

Four...five...six...seven...eight.

Beeps.

Magnum 44.

Hey Vipul?

- Yes, Mummyji?

- I want one of those.

What'?

A gun!

I want to fire one too.

Before the wedding.

What, Mummyji'?

"This is the crazy..."

"This is the crazy..."

This is the crazy...

Life is a btch!

"This is the crazy..."

it's a beach, sir.

I am rich

All is well, all is well.

Come.

Welcome, sir.

You, Chinese?

No, sir, Japanese.

"This is the crazy..."

The Fundwanis are here.

"Crazy, man!"

Welcome! It is a pleasure

to do business with you, Mr. Fundwani

This is the funtastic,

but Mummyji please call me the Harry.

This partnership is my pleasure...

...for the whole Sindhi community,

pleasure, pleasure...

...pleasure!

Funtastic family.

Welcome, welcome to the family.

We are already family.

Every Sindhi is the family.

The Harry,

may I tell you a custom of our family?

Sure.

On the happy occasion

of this wedding...

...we would like to gift you

as much gold as Eesha's weight.

25,000 x 90 = Oh. My. God.

- Come fast, my bro!

"Robin, my bro, Robin!"

"Robin, my bro, Robin!"

"Robin, my bro, Robin!"

"Robin, my bro, Robin!"

"Robin, my bro!"

PP.

PP.

PP.

PP, Mummy-ji.

What is PP'?

'Pairi pauna' (I touch your feet).

'Pairi pauna'!

Touch his feet.

Nice. Nice. Must buy this property.

Hey no flirting now.

You can do all that after marriage.

Marriage reminds me:

is everything organized?

Yes, sir.

Karan is coming, isn't he'?

Hiroo simply insisted.

Hiroo'?

Are you the crazy'?

You don't know Hiroo Aunty'?

She's Karen's Mumma.

Oh Karan Johar.

Yes sir. He was inquiring after you.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Of course, of course. He's my fan,

my fan, y'know.

- All the rich people are my frands.

- All ?

- And the rich people are all Sindhi.

- After all, I am the Chairman of

the UN Sindhi Association.

- Oh, UN'?

That's why we couldn't

have the wedding there.

Or we'd have to invite Lilibet, see'?

Too much publicity.

Don't like

Lilibet?

Queen Elizabeth'?

Queen Elizabeth'?

Queen Elizabeth!

Is she Sindhi too'?

Of course, she's Sindhi.

Her son's pushing sixty

but he still lives with her.

You're looking good.

I know.

The world's best people are Sindhis.

That explains this locket.

S for...'?

Let me guess. Let me guess.

S for Superman?

No!

One more chance.

S for Scarface.

Not at all!

Last chance.

S for Son-in-law?

No, ya loser, S for Sindhi

The sunny Sindhi, the Sindhi as suns.

For me'?!

Come, come, come.

Baby doll!

Bipin, I love you!

What a welcome!

- How dare you touch my brother'?

- Sir...

- No, let it be. Don't want

to spoil the celebration.

Sir...

- I'm talking to you. Look at me.

- How did you dare'?

- Sir!

Hold on.

I'll look after this.

Hey you!

Won't you fight'?

- Talk to me.

Not for four hours after a work out.

- What you think of yourself?

Why'?

Your muscles tend to be tender, right!

- How did you dare'?!

That's my Dad.

You want to fight'?

Come.

Let it go.

What happened'?

Beeps.

Kiddo, you stay out of this.

Look, what you're doing is not right.

- What'?

- Hey!

- Let it be, brother.

Hey!!!

Dishoom!

What's happened'?

What's going on'?

Nothing, Daddy-O.

You lot enjoy yourself. I will resign.

You will do no such thing.

I said I would resign

and I will resign.

Who are you to resign?

We're going to sack you.

And who are you to sack him'?

Mummyji, he pushed me and I fell down.

No, Uncle, you...

Shut up.

Orphans shouldn't open their mouths.

- Mummyji, this man gave me a shove.

- He's had a drop too much.

- Mummyji, I warned you about this...

Mummyji, I withdraw my resignation.

I was going to come to you

to ask about tomorrows programme.

- Everyone, come and meet me.

I have something important to say.

- Mummyji, he was rude to Vinay.

He shoved him about.

If he had given you and

Vipul a couple of good ones,

I would have given him a bonus.

- You doofoids...

...if JJ goes, this wedding stops.

And if the wedding doesn't happen,

you know what will happen?

If the wedding doesn't happen,

the business deal falls through.

Right.

She has more brains than

the three of you put together.

She is the only one

who can take my place.

I don't want your place.

Give your company to whom you want.

Give it to Vinay. Give it to Geetu.

But after this,

don't call Alia an orphan.

Ooh, did that bother you'?

I'm your mother.

Can't you do that much for me'?

Bear with it for a few days more.

You know we haven't

a red cent in the bank.

And under the Companies Act,

all of you are already bankrupt.

We've put the leavings

and scrapings into this deal.

If Fundwani breaks off the deal,

you'll spend the rest of

your lives paying off the debt.

So go.

Enjoy the wedding. Make it happen.

Your dream for tonight.

You're a fine one!

A bomb! Another bomb!

Is she dead'?

Not so easy.

We'll kill her slowly...

I was thinking.

We should put a time bomb

under her wheelchair.

Not a word to a living soul.

- You going to stay there all night?

Another bomb in the next room.

That one might go off any time.

Okay, these dreams that I give you'?

Do you save them up or

do you ever actually dream them'?

As soon as I get to sleep,

I'll dream them all.

Promise?

Promise.

If someone were to get you to sleep,

I'd be able to sleep well too.

Beeps, you know the visually

challenged can't see their dreams...

...they only feel them.

Okay Miss Google.

Anything else'?

No, that's all for today.

Is the class over'?

Ting ding ding ding.

Okay, thank you, Miss.

Beeps...

...let's just run away.

- I want to.

One day, we'll just take off.

Promise?

Promise!

"Ooooh, sleep eludes me"

"My heart deludes me."

"Someone comes a-creeping"

"And wakes the love that's sleeping"

"But I'll be up all night."

"My heart deludes me. "

"Someone comes a-creeping "

"And wakes the love that's sleeping"

"But I'll be up all night."

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