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Sonia?

Sonia?

- What?

- My bike keys, please?

- Can't sleep again?

- Yeah.

Where you off to'?

Nowhere particular.

In this darkness?

Hey, I'm not scared of the dark.

Boo!

Don't do that. Go to sleep.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

"Ooooh, sleep eludes me"

"My heart deludes me."

"Someone comes a-creeping"

"And wakes the love that's sleeping"

Hey!

Hey...suicide...

Stop right there. Hey jumper...

I'm on way. Oye, excuse me.

Don't go under. Hang on.

Almost there. There, Gotcha.

You' re safe now.

Saved ya.

You?

What are you doing in my bathroom'?

I was saving you.

From what'?

From drowning.

- Aren't you drowning?

- No.

Are you wearing anything?

Do you wear clothes to bathe'?

Huh?

- Are you still looking at me'?

- No.

Sorry...

No, it's cool...

May I sit here'?

Yeah...sure...

Thanks.

Come on, who swims

in the middle of the night?

I do.

The water is very wet, no'?

A cup of tea would make this perfect.

Just a minute. Here you go.

Here are two cups.

And now here's the tea.

Sugar?

Two spoons.

Two spoons?

As you wish.

These days, I'm cutting back.

Tea!

Thank you...

What was that'?

What'?

That'?

Oh him.

Scaredy cat. it's only a frog!

- Hold on to this.

- Give it here.

Who is he'?

Meet Ashok.

Why Ashok'? Why not Anarkali'?

He's a male frog.

This mark, here'?

it's bigger in male frogs.

- Nice.

- Ashok'?

Hi.

I'm gonna take you home with me!

Alia.

This habit of bathing in

waterfalls...how did this start'?

That one.

Actually I'm an insomniac...

ls there a cure'?

Don't you know what insomnia is'?

No.

I don't get sleep at night.

What are you saying?

I don't sleep. I can't sleep at night.

What did you say, that word'?

Night'?

Before that. Some big word.

- Insomnia...

- That. I have that too.

Shut up.

I swear upon my mother's head.

I can't sleep either.

So what do you do all night?

I try but when I can't sleep.

You know when I was a kid,

I'd make kheer.

All nightlong.

Oh, you're a Sikh'?

- How do you know?

- I just saw you. In the flashback.

Well-spotted.

All nightlong'?

Right up to sunrise.

Why'?

There was a bulb in the kitchen.

It was kept on.

You afraid of the dark'?

Yes...

- No.

- Yes.

- Not at all...

- You are afraid of the dark.

Not at all.

Fraidy cat.

Stop it.

In the morning, you were

growling at Papa like a tiger.

And now you're afraid of the dark.

I'm afraid of the night,

not of monsters.

Hey?

What scares you about the night?

The night scares me about the night.

The night is the best time of the day.

Look, look, what's that'?

- Look, Fraidy Cat.

- Not a Fraidy Cat, okay'?

It's a horse and I want to go riding.

- You like riding'?

- Have you ridden a horse'?

Of course,

I've ridden herds of horses.

I'm really good.

- Oh really?

- Yeah.

- Since when have you been an insomniac?

- My mum could always put me to sleep.

Mama's boy.

"And sunny side upside eggs... "

"And sausages on the side... "

"Hash brown & sun dried tomatoes... "

Lovely... bravo...

The ladies,

the gentlemen and the Mummyji.

Where were you'?

- Today I have an important

announcement... - Your shoes'?

- ...for the merger of Fundwanis

and Aroras. - Meet Ashok. Say hi.

This is the first sample

of our Splendiferous perfume.

- That's so exciting!

Pass the baatle darling.

Pass the smell, pass the smell.

It's nice.

- Cheers to that...

- Cheers, cheers...

Mummyji, cheers...

Cheers!

Cheers, Mummyji!

Would you pass it, please.

Thank you.

Are you very hungry?

No, Why'?

- Just like that.

- 10:
40...

Pass the bacon, darling.

If she breaks it, she pays for it.

Babla, who are you shooting now?

- Mummyji.

- Why'?

Good morning, everyone.

"What a hottie-hottie."

Good morning, Kamlaji.

Ca me Karma.

Of course.

Kamla, for you aloo puri

with a fiery chilli on the side.

That's more like it.

And this is the list of the

arrangements for the next few days.

Could you check it, please?

Now if you've checked it,

why should I bother'?

Please. Just for me'?

Then of course I will take a look.

Thank you.

- Grand picnic.

- Black & White Night!

- A night of songs!

- The henna ceremony with Karen...

- Very good.

Everyone will remember this...

...business deal!

Won't you have some'?

- Nice perfume, isn't it'?

- It's made by exotic flower!

- Perfume is okay

but where the sausages?

The lovebirds!

What's going on'?

Whatever you say, sir.

What is this:
news

for the hard of hearing'?

Sorry, you said something?

- What's going on here'?

- I wasn't doing anything, sir.

What's all this twiddling'?

Twiddling'? I was just...asking

Kamlaji if she would like to dance'?

Yes, why not'?

I too shall dance.

You'll...dance'?

Of course Jackie

and I are best friends.

Jackie?

Michael Jackson.

Is Jackie a Sindhi too'?

Are you the crazy'?

Oh..sorry.. sorry..

Of course, he's Sindhi.

Those short pants he wears?

Keeps the cloth bills down.

He has diamonds on his gloves.

He dyes his hair black

and makes his face whitemSindhi!

He hasn't called in a while.

MJ... isn't he like D-E-D...

...dead?

RIP, man!

- Waltz..

The waltz is my favourite dance.

Hey you, what's your name... JJ.

- Come here.

- Jagjinder Joginder..haha

Take that.

Thanks, bro!

Jagjinder Joginder

Yeah dude...

What's the dope on the bachelor party'?

It's not on my list.

Hmmm... list...

The thing is Kamlaji said...

Kamlaji is from the girl's side.

We're the boy's side.

And what we say has to happen,

has to happen.

Bachelor party has to happen.

- Has to happen!

- Has to happen!

I'm off to marry a buffalo.

Let me have some fun first.

Eesha is very sweet.

Exactly.

She's so sweet,

she's a whole flaking patisserie.

- Laddoo!

- Laddool!

Ta-da!

Sis'? What happened'?

Alia, I'm fat. I'm obese.

- Nonsense

- I'm a balloon.

No.

You're so pretty. You're beautiful.

No. Why would a boy like

Robin marry a girl like me'?

Because he got lucky?

Their business is doing well...

...and I'm just a clause in

a business deal. A big fat clause.

Did Robin say something, Sis'?

Then don't marry him.

Just don't.

Up to now, no one's

rebelled against Mummyji.

Not Papa. Not Uncle Vipul.

Not Uncle Vinay. No one.

How am I going to do it'?

No. Let the show go on.

I'm lucky I got a boy like Robin.

Sis, don't.

- Sis, stop crying-

- Go to sleep, now.

- Come on.

- I'm trying.

- All alert, all alert, all alert.

- All ready for Eeshafs Bachelor's Party'?

- We've kidnapped Eesha.

- Eesha on the way.

- Everyone's moustaches in place?

Eesha's here.

Guys be ready.

Three...

Two...

one!

GO!

That made her happy.

Thank you.

You're welcome,

Mr. Alia.

I must say you're

looking rather handsome.

Beeps thinks so too.

Who?

That villain'?

Hey!

- He's very special.

- Specially villainous.

He was the one who took me in.

I was adopted.

So he chose me.

Other kids'? They just come along.

I'm very special, Mr. JJ!

JJ. Sorry but this name of yours.

Jagjinder Joginder.

Jagjinder Joginder.

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