Shallow Hal Page #10

Synopsis: Following the advice of his dying father, Hal dates only women who are physically beautiful. One day, however, he runs into self-help guru Tony Robbins, who hypnotizes him into recognizing only the inner beauty of women. Hal thereafter meets Rosemary, a grossly obese woman whom only he can see as a vision of loveliness. But will their relationship survive when Hal's equally shallow friend undoes the hypnosis?
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Production: 20th Century Fox
  3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.9
Metacritic:
48
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
PG-13
Year:
2001
114 min
$70,703,043
Website
3,410 Views


That love her endlessly

Because love grows

where my Rosemary goes

And nobody knows like me

There's something

about her hand holdin' mine

It's a feelin' that's fine,

and I just gotta say, hey

She's really gotta magical spell

And it's workin' so well that I can't getaway

I'm a lucky fell a and I just gotta tell her

That love her endlessly

Because love grows

where my Rosemary goes

And nobody knows like me

It is true, everything she's been through

And nobody knows like me

If you met her you'd never forget her

And nobody knows like me

We are building a religion,

we are building it bigger

We are widening the corridors

and adding more lanes

We are building a religion, a limited edition

We are now accepting callers

for these pendant key chains

To resist it is useless,

it is useless to resist it

His cigarette is burning

but he never seems to ash

He is grooming his poodle,

he is living comfort eagle

You can meet at his location

but you better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards,

he can show you his tattoos

He is in the music business,

he is calling you "Dude!"

Now today is tomorrow,

and tomorrow today

And yesterday is weaving

in and out, out, out

And the fluffy white lines

that the airplane leaves behind

Are drifting right in front

of the waning of the moon

He is handling the money,

he's serving the food

He knows about your party,

he is calling you "Dude!"

Now do you believe in the one big sign?

The doublewide shine

on the boot heels of your prime

Doesn't matter if you're skinny,

doesn't matter if you're fat

You can dress up like a sultan

in your onion-headhat

We are building a religion,

we are making a brand

We're the only ones to turn to

when your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple,

Mr Corporate Events

Take a walk through the jungle

of card board shanties and tents

Some people drink Pepsi,

some people drink Coke

The wacky morning DJ

says democracy's a joke

He says "Now do you believe

in the one big song?"

He's now accepting callers

who would like to sing along

He says "Do you believe

in the one true edge

By fastening your safety belts

and stepping towards the ledge?"

He is handling the money,

he is serving the food

He is now accepting callers,

he is calling me "Dude!"

Do you believe in the one big sign?

The doublewide shine

on the boot heels of your prime

There's no need to ask directions

if you ever lose your mind

We're behind you, we're behind you,

and let us please remind you

We can send a car to find you

if you ever lose your way

I think of you

Wherever you may go

I know that you are only one dream away

So don't give up, baby

Don't give in

If we try, we can begin again

I know what we've been through

But I still think of you

I think of you

Whenever I get down

Whenever I get weary

I think of you

When you're not around

I wonder if you hear me call out your name

So don't give up, baby

Don't give in

If we try, we can begin again

I know what we've been through

But I still think of you

I think of you

Whenever I get down

Whenever I get weary

I think of you

Hey, kid. How 'bout these Rossi boots?

Do they fit like a glove or what?

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