Shamitabh Page #4

Of course you drink...

in your $8 bungalow

That is out of this graveyard area...

I respect the dead, not the living

And let me tell you...

By stopping whisky suddenly...

...the liver might get a heart attack

So no whisky... very risky...

Body will shake, not the sound

Hello...

What?

Akshara...

lam...

...going to drop Daanish

from this film...

lam...

I am sorry

Hello...

Yes, sir

Hello...

Yes, sir...Daanish here

Daanish

I've thought a lot

I know Daanish...

You will feel very sad... but...

I am sorry...

For the good of this film...

Have to change...

Daanish...

I am sorry...

You...

...will have to change your name!

Got you guys

Daanish...

...you think only you can act?

Sir...

this is not good for health.

But seriously Daanish, think...

Apparently there's

A numerology problem...

I don't have a problem

with all this but...

...my producers believe in such things

I also feel Daanish is

not a very powerful name...

You are a powerful actor...

"but, DAANISH doesn't have the power...

that is in your voice...

What do you say?

He is right...

AMITABH...

POWER...

Daanish...

is weak

D... D... D... name starting with D...

Da... Daanish Khan...

Let's add' KHAN '...

these clays KHAN works a lot...

Daanish is a nice name

Nice... but...

Director wants...

Kiddo...

Your naming ceremony is going on...

what do you want...

SHAMITABH.

SHAMITABH.

SHAMITABH.

It has power!

SHAMITABH.

SHAMITABH.

SHAMITABH .

You have used just

' S H ' from your name

Why?

S.. H..

SHSHSH... Silence

Silent...

Amitabh

Very deep

Excuse me...

please move

Camera.

2'! AH . take one.

Action.

I am from the Mumbai

Municipal Corporation

We have news that 4 stray...

What?

Let's go again...

Come on... One more...

Ok... One more...

Sound.

- Rolling.

Camera.

- Take 2. Action.

Action.

- rolling.

Cut.

What is happening 7

Shamitabh get your lines right

What happened?

Hey !

What are you doing here ?

Get out of the frame

No, problem. Let's take one more. .

Let's take sir

Sound.

- Rolling.

Roll camera.

Take 3.

Action.

Lifebuoy protects health...

where there is Lifebuoy

there is health

' Mumbai Municipal Corporation'

lam from the Mumbai

Municipal Corporation

We have news that 4 stray clogs...

are troubling the public a lot

The number of injections

for dog bites...

...will be same as the number

of bullets I pump into you

I was afraid of this

In this country...

...you can kill humans...

but not animals

I will be in jail for

being 'Cruel to Animals'

That's why...

...we don't kill stray clogs

We catch them with a net...

Take them in a van to the hospital..

...respectfully sterilize them

...and leave them back on the streets

So that they can be rid of their lust.

Let me get rid of you

' Kill the germs'

Lifebuoy protects health...

Sorry guys...

I forgot to bring the 'net' today

Since the country cannot

ensure its health...

A common man like me

has to remove the germs

Lifebuoy protects health...

The name is Lifebuoy

The job is to keep the nation healthy

We kill the germs.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you,. Sir.

Thank you.

Thank you very much..

Congratulations.

- Thank you.

Let's go

The film is not over yet...

Lifebuoy protects health...

Introducing.

Robert...

Peon ( valet )

Sha Sha mi mi...

What a star!

Go, everywhere,

where you receive appreciation.

The style doesn't appear.

This morning doesn't arrive daily.

You have achieved fame.

A bus conductor from

A village near lgatpuri..

...has become a Superstar today

He was so quiet...

...never used to talk...

Just like a mute guy...

And now he speaks such big dialogues

This chap's late father

helped him get a job...

Did he once say "thank you"?

He was so quiet...

We really thought he was mute

But he used to talk to me...

He used to gossip a lot with me

Sha Sha mi mi... What a star.

Go, everywhere,

where you receive appreciation.

Stay here?

No... this house

does not have a garden

From the time it has seen you.

The camera sways.

Only you are in focus all the time.

It has gone crazy for you.

Whenever you are swayed.

With your eyelids open.

Come, your close up is needed.

You have become famous everywhere.

You are great...

lam an End Title

From DAANISH...

he has become 'Introducing SHAMITABH'

and I...

...in trying to 'F' the world...

...have 'F' ed myself...

Have become a 'F'ing valet!

I can hear the pain of your heart...

Scotch...

me...

Scotch...

Water...

him

mixing...

What gives you the high?

Is there any water...

that gives you a high without whisky ?

Is there?

Is there?

But...

whisky gives you

a high without water!

Whisky!

Water... needs whisky

Whisky doesn't need anyone

And to give away the award

for the best' debut' actor

May I please request Mr.

Rohit Shetty to come on stage

And the award

for the best' debut' actor

goes to...

Sidharth Dhawan!!!

Chill...you are the best

Rigged rigged... everything is rigged

Best debut... balls!!!

Ssshhh...speak slowly

Aamir khan does the right thing...

boycott all these bloody awards

It is all a fraud...

to increase Television ratings...

they lure stars with awards

It's all a game of money

This is not about

talent and perfomance

As long as people watch such shows

It will go on like this

Corruption

Bloody Corruption

Corruption here too

Even a film on Anna Hazare

will have to buy the awards

Awards!... Awards!

And the best 'actor' for 2013

Fraud... This is fraud...

Do you call this an award

It's a bloody fraud...

Shamitabh.

Yes, ladies & gentlemen

The Best 'Actor'...

Is none other than...

Shamitabh!

For his very first film.

Congratulations...

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I am so proud of you

You are truly God's gift to Cinema

Blessed with God's own Voice

Bless you

Take care of yourself...

And take care of this voice...

Bhimani sir..

It's a great script...

but Clint Eastwood has already made it

fantastic film...

"In the line of Fire"

we have the 'rights' sir...

Idiot...

You're wrong...

Who gave you the right?

Sir...

I am getting the action

director of mission impossible.

Launch your son...

he looks like a star

Thank you, sir.

Actually...

Lifebuoy was an action film...

I want to do something different...

...a romantic film

Superb...superb...

Very sweet love story...

But... I want to do more action

Premiere in Sundance...

...or Cannes...

I want to take it to all festivals

Eid...Diwali...Dushhera...Christmas...

I want to do films that

release on these festivals

Fantastic script...

...but for this role...

Let me see...

I think...

You know who's perfect for this role?

I think the person who

is perfect for this role..

Who's he?

I think..

I want to do this role...

I will decide what I want to do

Stop thinking for me...

What I want is what will happen...

Just say what I want you

to say dammit

What a waste of energy

I can hear my voice too...

I must like the script, too...

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