Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Page #4

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Let's go on the ride.

Come on. Come with me.

We could--You know, I'm fishing

here.

Don't leave me hanging.

Let's go. Okay.

There we go.

Come on. You're cute. Come on.

Gotta love best friends. Yep.

So what's it like having a

famous dad?

What's it like having a tool for

a best friend?

Uh, yeah, okay. I get it.

Don't want to live in his

shadow.

Be your own person.

Did you dye your hair to make a

statement?

I was--I was kidding.

It's true. It's fine.

Don't worry about it.

She's such a flirt. Yeah.

They're made for each other.

Pretty much.

[ knocks ]

Guys, we have a little problem!

We just missed the storm. Or it

missed us.

We gotta circle back, take the

long way back north--

No, no, we're going this way.

It's the quickest way south.

The bridge is gone.

We can't go that way.

I'd get you to an airport,

but you know the flights are

grounded.

We're near Charleston, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Not all the flights are

grounded.

Sorry, the base is on lockdown.

No visitors.

Sergeant, my name's Fin Shepard.

Is General Gottlieb still the

commanding officer here?

Fin Shepard?

The Fin Shepard?

The Medal of Freedom, kills

sharks with a chainsaw,

saved L.A., New York, and the

President of the United States

Fin Shepard?

Yeah, that Fin Shepard.

And I'm the Easter Bunny. Y'all

better move along

and take this Mystery Machine

with you.

I am Fin Shepard.

General Gottlieb is a personal

friend of mine.

Can you please get him on the

phone

and tell him I'm here to see

him?

Looks good, Sergeant Warren.

All right. I'll call the C.O.

Wait here.

Thank you.

You can go in.

The General will meet you there.

Thank you.

Yeah, you better hurry. The base

is being evaced.

They're saying that there's no

way

to predict when one of these

storms might hit,

so they're sending all the

planes inland.

I really hate sharks.

Yeah. You and me both.

Could be worse. Could be

zombies.

[ soldiers chattering ]

I'll take you to the General.

General.

Fin, you old surf bum.

This is Nova and Lucas.

Nice to meet you. Heard your

son's doing a tour.

That's right, another eight

months.

I'll look out for him.

Appreciate that.

You guys picked a hell of a time

to shoot the breeze.

Apparently, the storms

are getting dangerously close

together.

NOAA's monitoring them every

second.

One of my computer-modeled

scenarios

was a large low-pressure cell

with multiple sharknadoes. If

enough of them merge,

the whole storm will start to

rotate.

Merging sharknadoes?

Sharkicane.

Can there be such a thing?

I could be wrong.

Biometeorology is not really an

exact science yet.

If the storm heads south, it's

gonna get warmer,

and it's gonna get stronger,

could destroy the entire east

coast.

That's what the Pentagon said,

too.

We've almost evaced the whole

base.

I'm about to get on the last

transport.

We're heading up to Indiana.

General, I need a plane.

My family's in Orlando.

Yeah, I know. That's what they

told me.

I've got one last plane to be

still taken.

It's an old one. We call her

Bessy.

We still use her for training.

Come on.

[ soldiers chattering ]

This is it.

I've gotta go.

Sergeant Rock will take care of

you from here.

Be safe. Good luck.

Mr. Fin. The General speaks very

highly of you.

And since he's letting you take

Old Bessy up,

I assume you know how to fly.

Yeah, a little bit. My son

taught me how.

But she's supersonic.

I can fly.

She can do anything.

I've got over 100 hours in a

T-38,

plus demo flights in an F-14,

F-15, and F-22.

Well, what'd you think I'd been

doing since L.A.?

Semper Paratus, right? The

world is ending, Fin.

You need to be prepared.

You don't believe that. It's not

ending.

Uh, yeah, I do. The signs are

all around us.

Just because it's raining sharks

and not frogs

doesn't mean it's not coming to

an end.

Well, I'm not gonna buy into any

doomsday scenario,

not while my family needs me.

Ma'am, your bird's all gassed

up.

Flight suits in the back. Come

on.

Go! Go, go, go, go, go!

Go! Get in the plane! Hurry, go!

I'll take care of it! The Beast

can handle this.

That's what I built her for!

Hey, Nova...

what?

good luck!

Thank you.

Be careful, okay?!

Failsafe, remember! Okay.

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

Flaps. Check.

So who taught you how to fly?

Same person as you.

Matt.

Before he deployed.

Lucas!

[ yelling ]

Lucas! Oh, my God!

[ yelling ]

[ grunts ] My God! It's too

late!

You can't save him!

Damn it!

I know! I know!

Nova, we have to go!

We have to go now, or he died

for nothing!

Damn you! All of you!

Why does this keep happening?

I'm gonna kill all of 'em,

every last one of them!

Tried that three times.

Didn't seem to work.

How do you do it, Fin?

You been to the same place as

me.

I think about my family.

Thinking about them,

I'm not thinking about the

sharks.

And friends?

Yeah.

Of course.

You're not alone, Nova.

When you pulled me out of that

shark, I thought I was dead.

Afterwards, nothing was the

same.

Let's hit it!

[ grunting ]

She always answers her phone.

This isn't like her.

Where is she?

This day is such a disaster.

We're making good time.

Approaching Daytona.

How do you know?

NASCAR.

A twister's forming at one

o'clock!

Well, head towards it. What?

There's 250,000 race fans down

there.

We have an external tank.

If we drop it into the funnel

high enough

and at a safe distance, detonate

it,

it'll dissipate the storm,

or at least it'll kill all the

sharks.

[ indistinct announcements

playing ]

What's going on?

That.

Oh, hell, no!

Releasing on three.

1, 2, 3.

Take that.

[ gunfire ]

Yeah!

Damn.

The sharknado is dissipating.

I think we're--

Up ahead! Ohh!

I can't hold it, Fin!

Oh! We're going down!

Let me take it! I can land it!

Don't worry!

I've done this before!

COMPUTER:
Warning. Warning.

Any idea where we are?

Right where we want to be.

It's still going straight to

voice mail.

There's an app for everything,

and you don't have one to find

your daughter?

We actually have one. Great

idea.

You complain about me hovering.

Xfinity just popped up.

That's the Wi-Fi.

[ thunder rumbling ]

Okay, this is impossible.

We're 50 miles from the ocean.

The app says they're over here.

Come on. Let's go get Claudia

and Jess.

Mom, I need you to go somewhere

safe.

I have to find Claudia.

I'll do no such thing.

April Dawn Wexler Shepard!

I am not leaving you and my

grandchild.

I know what I'm doing.

Now you get somewhere safe,

and I'll find you afterwards, I

promise.

[ brakes squeal ] [ riders

screaming ]

Excuse me! Wait!

Have you seen my daughter? She's

She's about this high. She has

long brown hair.

That describes half the girls in

the park.

My tracking app says she's right

here.

I don't know. Maybe she's up

here. I gotta go.

I gotta go find her. Okay,

listen.

Follow me, and stay close!

Oh, please, here. Take my

picture

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