Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Page #5

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Please, please, take my picture!

Real fast, just a picture.

There's no time for this! You

have to get out of here!

Nova, come on!

[ screams ]

[ riders gasping ]

BILLY:
Hey, look at that. Pretty

cool, huh?

Hey, is that a shark?

Run faster! Go! Go!

All right, listen!

I want everyone to listen to me!

We're shutting down the ride,

so I want everyone to exit the

ride in a quick

and orderly fashion! Do you

understand?

Okay, we're gonna start at the

front,

one row at a time in single

file.

Come on. Here we go.

Have you seen my daughter?

Have you seen my daughter?

Have you guys seen my daughter?

Sorry. I haven't seen her.

[ screaming ]

Let's go! Come on!

Move, move, move! Jess, come on!

[ shrieks ]

Come on!

[ screaming ]

Come on!

Get clear!

Have you seen my daughter?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are

you doing?

That's my wife. April! Fin!

It's a family full of crazy

maniacs!

I can't find her. She's not

here.

Come on! The storm isn't over!

No, it's just beginning.

How could both our phones be

wrong?

It reads like she's right here!

You looking for this?

There's a shark on the track!

Come on! Let's go!

Baby, what are you doing up

here?

You're not the only hero in the

family.

BRUCE:
Here he comes again!

Come on! I'm almost done! We

gotta go! Come on!

[ gasps ]

[ screaming ]

Fin!

April! Fin!

[ crash ]

[ wind blowing ]

[ groans ]

[ chainsaw buzzing ]

[ cheering ]

Fin, Claudia!

Finley, where have you been?

Nice to see you, too, May.

Claudia!

Claudia, I was worried sick

about you.

Fin! Fin! Don't do that again.

The storm is too close. Come on.

We gotta find shelter. Let's

move! Move it!

MAN:
Come on. It's safer inside.

[ audience gasps ] [ screaming ]

[ crowd screaming ]

Get to the Globe! The Globe!

Ah, hell, where are the keys?!

Where are the keys?!

Where's the handle? Aah!

This is Lester Williams

reporting live from Orlando!

[ screams ]

1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3!

[ both scream ]

It's ti--Aah!

Get in the globe!

Come on, come on, come on.

Hang on tight!

[ all screaming ]

Don't let go!

April, are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Claud? Yeah.

My mom bumped her head!

I'm gonna go get some help.

Next time, we have to think

these things through.

I love you, andma y.

Look, I'm really okay.

I just got dizzy with all that

tumbling.

I guess you're used to that sort

of stuff.

You never get used to this.

Finley, I can see why she loves

yo

Glad you're okay, Mom.

MEDIC:
Hey, we got to go.

Mom, I love you.

I love you.

This is the scenario that Lucas

modeled.

If these sharknadoes merge,

they can take out the entire

east coast.

He produced two plans, but I

don't think

we can go through with either of

them.

Why is that? Because look.

For this one, it involves

letting the storms merge first.

What else we got? Uh...

this one involves several

nuclear weapons.

All right, let's go back to the

first plan.

Well, for this one, we're

probably gonna need NASA.

NASA?

Yeah, we need to create a tower

of flames

60 miles high burning at

temperatures

hotter than the surface of the

sun.

Fin...

you gotta do it.

What?

Dad, it's Fin.

It's hard to get your arms

around what's happening,

but here's what we know.

Cities are emptying out.

The President has placed

this entire nation on high

alert.

And as of now, we're hearing

that three sharknadoes have hit

Charleston,

wiping out the entire city.

In fact, sharknadoes have now

been reported

all up and down the east coast.

There is concern the storms will

grow in frequency

and then, of course, in size.

How are we gonna get to Cape

Canaveral?

FIN:
That's how.

BABS:
You can't take those cars!

You can't take those cars!

I'm gonna lose my job! [ sighs ]

[ screams ]

You guys need anything else?

No, Flo. We're good to go.

Thanks, darlin'.

So your son's got himself

in a little situation, huh?

Knowing Fin,

he's just making it up as he

goes along.

I've been shot down over Da

Nang, flamed out over Kuwait.

Pretty sure I saw a UFO when I

was in the space shuttle,

but I wouldn't want to fight a

shark.

[ shudders ]

[ chuckles ]

Are you okay?

Yeah. I'll do this myself.

So Neil says--You know, how

serious Neil can be.

Totally straight-faced, he says,

"Buzz, still think it would be

good on your rsum."

[ laughs ]

Oh, my gosh. That's Fin Shepard.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, hi, Fin.

Well, we'll let, uh--We'll let

you two talk.

Hey, Dad. I take it O'Malley's

is closed.

O'Malley sold the bar to his

idiot kid,

who turned it into a fast-food

fun-land kiddie monstrosity,

so I bought it back, changed it

into this.

You know why?

So I could have a place to come

home to.

That Claudia out there?

Yeah. Wow.

She's even prettier than her

pictures.

Do me a favor, huh?

Just ask her to call me Colonel,

okay?

Yeah, sure thing.

Who's the other one?

Boy or girl?

It's gonna be a surprise.

You know, kid, the best thing

you ever did

was winning the heart of that

cheerleader.

Too bad you screwed it up so

royally.

Dad, I need your help.

In fact, we all need your help.

I got a plan.

These storms, they're gonna

merge,

and when they do, it's gonna

destroy everything.

Those bombs we dropped last

time, it's not gonna cut it.

We need to create a lot of heat

in the eye to equalize the

pressure,

and then we need to give these

storms a place to go

and take these sharks with them

so they don't rain down on

millions of people.

So you really are saving the

world.

How do I fit in?

[ thunder crashes ]

We gotta go. The storm is

coming.

Gilbert Grayson Shepard,

but you can call me Colonel.

Sit down, darlin'.

It's nice to meet you.

Fin says you work at NASA.

I was in the astronaut program.

The shuttle's solid rocket

boosters

and the engine combined could

produce enough heat.

It'd be like a column of flame

that would dissipate the storm.

Everyone knows the space

shuttles are retired,

kind of like me.

A whole career,

never once got into outer space.

Well, there always has been

rumors

about a secret military shuttle.

Don't believe everything you

hear.

If there's some top-secret

classified shuttle,

we have to use it.

Millions of people are gonna

die.

This could be a chance to save

them. You could save them.

If this shuttle exists,

we have to try.

Divulging classified information

will get you 25 years in

Leavenworth.

Maybe you could talk to your

friend, the President,

and he could help us out.

I could ask.

Jonesy? Shepard here.

The Independence needs to fly.

[ thunder rumbling ]

l now

is collecting speed

and size

and forming into a--

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but a massive sharknado wall

that stretches literally up and

down the east coast.

What is the safety zone for

people

who want to be away from this

Sharknado haboob?

10 miles, 30, 100.

100 miles?

We're less than 100 miles from

there.

That's right.

We are.

ANNOUNCER:
Of course, the

weather

along the eastern aboard from

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