Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda Page #2

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Okay.

Here, dolphin. Here, dolphin.

Careful, darling.

Are you filming this, honey?

I wanna put every moment

of this vacation online!

Okay. Oh... why didn't you

tell me it'd be this ugly?

Stay calm, sir.

Here you go. Good boy.

You're so brave.

Good job.

Ah, where's it go to that thing?

- Now what?

- That's it.

You got to play with the dolphin.

But the brochure said

something about... Sharktopus?

That creature's not on display yet.

That's perfect! I'll get

to post the first photos!

Good for you, honey.

Come on. Just a quick look.

We'll pay extra.

It's not a matter of money.

That creature's very sensitive.

Yeah, yeah. I Googled this thing.

Rumors are it was made

for the government.

A genetic weapon? Really, sir,

I doubt anyone is that crazy.

Come on. That's it.

- Are you...? Because, if so, I dig it.

- Thank you.

Hey. Hey, it's Rick time.

Let me guess. Rough day at work?

It was a disaster. My star pupil

tried to eat an old man.

I've seen that old man. He looks tasty.

I've gotta find a way to eliminate

his aggressive behaviors.

Or at least figure out

where they're coming from.

Let me help you with that.

Or not.

You know, it might be genetic.

The truth is I don't know that much

about his genetic makeup.

And genes are only half the story.

We're products of our environment, too.

Dolphins and seals are social creatures.

You can use that to train them.

But he's completely unique.

And he's smarter than a dolphin.

Oh, yeah. He's a regular Flipper.

He is! Watch this.

Here, move over. Okay.

So, what is this?

Okay, so he has to match

the cards word to object.

See?

Cool.

Cool? That's amazing!

Not even primates can do that.

I'm gonna be published in

every journal in the country.

As soon as I finish the article.

I'm sorry, I can't do dinner.

I have too much work.

Hey! Hey, I am a social animal, too,

and, when I make a date with a girl,

I expect her to keep it.

So, do you wanna go eat,

or would you like to just take our clothes

off and watch more Sharktopus videos?

I'll take dinner.

The tour groups are

calling day and night.

The money will be pouring in! What?

Yea, yeah, of course.

Yours will be the first bill that I pay.

Okay. Okay. But what do you mean? Eh?

Of course I owe other people money!

What do you think you are, special?

Fine, fine, fine! Fine.

It's gonna be that way, okay?

But remember, it's not so easy

to reposes a dolphin! Okay!

No, get away from me.

I don't need an appointment.

Are you the manager?

What?

Listen, mister! This "aquarium"

was a big disappointment! First off,

the water slide is almost

completely unwatered!

I've got third degree burns all over my

body from going down those things!

The drinks are overpriced,

- your food is inedible!

- Uh huh.

I'm tempted to go on Yelp right now

and give you one star! One!

Sorry, but no ingles.

I would've let go of it if

that snotty dolphin girl

would've shown us the sharkathing!

I even offered to pay her!

But apparently you're

too good for money!

No, no, no, no. We are not

too good for money.

I'm sure we can work something out.

What do you have in mind?

This way. Watch your step.

Honey, aren't you excited

that we'll see the Sharktopus?

- Uh huh. Oh, ow!

- All right. Calm down,

honey. Calm down.

Well here we are. Eh... come on.

- Watch your step, please.

- Oh! My feet hurt.

How far is this place?

Just be careful, honey.

Just watch, watch.

I don't see anything!

- Stay back.

- Relax. There you go.

Man, this video will get tons of hits!

We're gonna be famous!

Ma'am!

- Ma'am, that's not a good idea, eh?

- Hey, what gives?

Let me try some fish.

That's a terrific idea, yeah.

Come on, let's move it along.

My wife's got a pedicure at three.

Oh, that's nice.

Ma'am!

Honey!

Oh, no! Oh, what is this!

Don't let go, baby! You all right?

Honey! Can you hear me, baby?

You're going to hear from my lawyer!

It's okay, baby.

The good thing is, I think I got a great

shot of it. Don't worry, don't worry.

You're gonna see. You'll love it.

Here we go, sir.

Thank you. I'm, like, really excited, too.

Sure, yeah, I'll hold.

That smells great. Excuse me?

Hey, that was about my grant proposal!

This is a date, remember?

I still can't believe you

ordered the shark.

Here we are, surrounded by this...

spectacular setting and all

you can think about is work.

My mom used to wash

dishes at this restaurant.

She worked herself to death

to put me through school.

For what?

So I can babysit tourists

at my uncle's aquarium?

When I found Sharktopus,

I knew, this is my chance to do real

science, to make a name for myself.

But it's just so unpredictable.

You mean dangerous.

I'm the only one he responds to.

It's a lot of pressure.

You're telling me about pressure?

Remember, I'm a lifeguard.

If I have a bad day, people drown.

Your card has been denied, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

All right, this is your stop, buddy.

Okay, that will be one hundred

and fifty two dollars.

Without tip.

What on second thought...

no charge, man.

Hey. You made it.

I'm the only one that did.

Well, what can I say?

My chili always wins the cook off.

So, did you figure out

what went wrong?

Well, for a while there,

it was under outside control,

but then your chopper went down and

the whole system just kinda went poof!

Now what?

Well, I hear Venezuela' nice

this time of year.

From a extradition standpoint.

You haven't notified the authorities yet?

What, are you kidding?

You don't have to be a MacArthur fellow

to understand that we are up crap creek.

I mean, this brain...

is a national treasure.

I go to jail, the whole

country is weakened.

- Listen!

- What?

Leaving the country

is not an option for me.

You made this thing.

Yeah, and you let it get away.

You were my insurance policy.

I brought you specifically to

prevent death and dismemberment,

and now that's what I've got!

Is it still on radar?

Yeah, it's just north of the city.

Let's see, maybe somebody's seen it.

Bring up the local news.

That's right, Ron, news last night of

a terrifying attack on two tourists!

Uh, I tell ya, this creature is a menace!

Are you gonna show

the footage that I gave you?

Uh, come on, watch your

step please. Here we are.

I don't believe it!

What is that thing?

I thought it was destroyed.

Hey, you wanna talk about a weapon?

That son of a b*tch

is almost as bad as...

Oh, that's inspired. Yeah.

What is?

I'll tell you on the way. Come on.

The feeding of the dolphins

will be at two p. m..

Two p.m. feeding of the dolphins.

Hey, I told the girl from

the TV show, okay?

I told her, she have to talk to my lawyer

and he is in prison now, huh?

I assume that you're in

possession of this animal.

Yeah. So... this is not a crime.

- I have all the necessary permits.

- I seriously doubt that.

That was a U.S. Navy weapons project,

so you're probably guilty of espionage,

- at the least.

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