Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda Page #5

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in your power to stop it...

you're just as guilty as we are.

Let me see that.

Is there any chance that Sharktopus

swam out to sea, got lost or something?

I mean, you know, a shark that's

never been in the open ocean before.

That's really unlikely. Sharks are

really good navigators.

They can sense electromagnetic

fields, like a built in compass.

When they're injured or threatened,

they can always find their way back.

What is that?

The canals.

They run straight through town,

right by the aquarium.

That's where he's headed.

Great.

- Hey where you going?

- To the aquarium.

Yeah, but Vladimir's still in the city.

He's the other direction.

Please, I have friends at the aquarium.

Oh, screw that! I mean,

I spent millions on Pteracuda.

When it comes to my

intellectual property, I bogart that.

Oh, brother.

Looks like he's trying to

download a Fukushima app.

A what?

Fukushima app.

It's one of Pteracuda's

programs where you attack

a nuclear power plant

by swimming up the pipes.

You know, where the

salt water cools the reactor.

If he sets Pteracuda on

that plant up the coast,

it's meltdown time for you,

you, me, and that baby of yours.

Well, come on! Vamonos,

muchacho! Come on!

Lorena? Are you back here?

I hope you are not angry

with me, little one.

I'm so sorry that

I forgot you in the closet.

Lorena?

My money!

My money. I'm getting too old for this.

He's gotta be here.

He's gotta be here. Munoz!

Munoz! Mother of God! He's been killed!

Shoot him!

We're looking for a man.

He's about this tall, pale complexion,

speaks with an accent.

Hey.

Ham. I've an idea.

Hold it. This is for you.

Lorena. A second.

Okay, my friend

this is what I need from you.

If you'd just stop calling me and

let me work for five minutes, then I...

This is the problem with dictators

they micromanage everything.

That way.

Who is it?

Room service.

Sure.

Hi, come in.

- That's a lot of soda.

- Can you take this?

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

Don't you know that'll kill you?

- Come on, come on, come on!

- Hey, hey, hey!

Okay, okay.

Ha! Here we go.

Looks like you're just about done.

Time to return this baby

to their rightful owner.

You little turd.

What are you, Al Qaeda?

Greenpeace?

- Me?

- Yeah. I'm just a contractor.

I do it for the money. Like him.

That hurt!

That's my mother. She worries.

Give me that!

Foreign prefix.

These the guys you're

working for, huh?

- Huh?

- Please, okay, no talking.

I'm trying to watch the TV,

- all right

- I have to apologize for the quality

of the images you're receiving.

My regular cameraman quit,

and I had to hire a homeless man.

Sadly, the passengers

of this doomed flight

are believed to be victims of the same

creature witnessed at

the bay this morning.

The whereabouts and motivation

of the creature remain a mystery.

But Chanel Three has obtained

information suggesting this man,

Dr. Rico Symes El puntorojo!

- Cat's out of the bag now, huh, Symes?

- Dr. Rico Symes,

a researcher with ties to

the Pentagon, may be connected.

Officials at the State Department say

only he is wanted for questioning.

This is Veronica Vegas,

Chanel Three News.

Oh, well, now that does it!

Career meet Mr. Crapper.

How did she get my name?

You little snitch! I shoulda killed you

- when I had the chance!

- Hey, hey, hey!

Watch out!

Okay, okay. This is how

it's gonna play now, all right?

You're gonna put your gun down.

Yeah, put it down, yeah.

All right, now kick it over here.

Easy.

Come on, kick it over here.

All right. Now, get my briefcase.

- Okay. All right, all right.

- Quick!

- Make sure it's locked.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, now put it on

the floor with handle up.

- Yeah. All right.

- Okey

So this is what's gonna happen now.

I'm gonna go for a walk,

and you guys are gonna stay here,

and we're never gonna see

each other again, all right? See ya.

That way!

Vlad.

No one out hacks me!

Vlad, this is not gonna end well for you.

I'm going to have this creature

eating out of the palm of my hands.

Son of a b*tch.

Put the gun down and come out, Vlad.

Come on.

But listen, we can work this out.

- Get your hands up, Vlad.

- Come on

- You can't leave me here like this.

- Shut up!

- Shut up!

- Listen, listen, listen.

I can talk to my guy

- Get your hands up, Vlad.

- And we can work this out.

Higher.

Well, nice shooting, Tex.

This thing is stuck midway

through a download sequence.

So what, you can't control it?

Well, the creature's locked on to

this transmission and the source,

but he's still set to rage.

So we gotta get this thing

outta here as soon as possible.

Mundo del Mar.

Maybe we can lure them there and

get them both at the same time.

So, is that the plan?

Uh huh. Come on.

That's right, the aquarium!

No, Officer, I don't know if it's there!

I just... All I ask for...

Hey, hand me that screwdriver.

Fire something like that before?

If it's lethal and dumb I've done it.

How do you two know each other?

Don't answer that.

The military gave me

a very specific skill set.

Then they discharged me for using it.

Makes me a perfect employee

for somebody like Symes.

It's coming up right here on the right...

Get out!

Keep driving, Symes!

- What are you doing?

- No,

I warned you, I'm not

going down with this ship!

You son of a b*tch!

Hey, you wanted to be a hero.

You can settle for martyr.

I'll give you the count of one.

Listen. You stay close to me.

Keep your head down.

And run!

- Split up! Go!

- Okey

All right, you son of a gun

let's see how fast you really are.

- You okay over there?

- Yeah. Are you okay?

Yeah.

Can you see it?

No. But I can see the

briefcase in the parking lot.

So he's gotta be close by.

Symes said you had a little girl?

Yeah, I got a little girl.

How old is she?

She's three now.

She's... she's getting cuter every day.

How can you do this work

with a family?

That's why I do this work.

Kid's gotta eat, you know.

Needs clothes and a college fund.

I think she'd like a living father more.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Haven't been much of

the role model type.

I probably don't have to

worry about that anymore,

'cause I'm pretty sure

I already lost this job.

I'm gonna take a look outside.

I don't... I don't think

that's a very good idea.

Do you just wanna stay in here forever?

No.

Lorena!

Hey, pecesito.

Lorena.

Here we go again.

He's gotta get back in deep water.

My harpoon.

Now what?

What?

Hey! What are you doing?

Unfinished business.

Lorena!

Lorena, thank God you're safe and here.

It came back, Lorena.

Is he gonna be okay?

We have to go.

He was looking for you, Lorena.

He was looking.

It came back, Lorena.

Sir, just relax.

Let's cut to the chase.

Now, you know you want

the technology, otherwise,

why would you hire a guy to steal it?

He can only get you one Pteracuda.

I can bring you the mind

that created Pteracuda.

Uh, more chips!

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