Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda Page #4

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This is Veronica Vegas,

Chanel Three News.

Andres! I can't work like this!

You worthless coward.

How was that?

Did you feel nice and safe?

This is for you.

Oh. Flirting with the guy at the

research desk finally paid off.

I know I say this all the time,

but I'm so glad this vacation is over.

Come on! There were some good parts.

- What part?

- What do you think sounds better?

Hashtag survived Sharktopus,

- or hashtag survived Pteracuda?

- Stewardess!

And after my lawyers

get done with those

Mundo del Mar jokers,

the trip will be free!

Stewardess!

I might even spring something

from the Sky Mall.

Yes, ma'am?

I need a refill.

I'm sorry, we don't have any more.

What do you mean you

don't have any more?

I'm sorry, ma'am,

- you can't drink any more.

- No, no, you don't understand.

I need a refill.

I... I think we're gonna make it!

Attention, please...

Mundo del Mar guests.

Due to incredible good fortune

the park is gonna be closed in

10 minutes... never to open again.

Never! So, we hope you

enjoyed your visit.

We don't really care

one way or the other.

Aseque... adios, suckers.

Mr. Munoz! Mr. Munoz!

I got something for you, sir.

I'm sorry to disturb you in such

a wonderful day for you, sir,

but and I must tell you somebody

came today with a lawsuit for you, sir,

from the two gringo

couple that were here.

You remember the two

gringo couple, sir?

- Moises, Moises, Moises!

- Yeah, do you remember?

How many times I must tell you,

- when you see a process server...

- Yes, sir.

- Run!

- Sir.

No, sir, sir! Sir, don't do that! Oh...

I'm feel like I'm forgetting something.

Yes, sir?

- Lorena!

- Lorena!

Sharktopus!

Go!

Go, go!

- Faster!

- No!

So?

It's the Sharktopus, all right.

It's running away.

That's impossible.

Control his fight or flight instinct.

Have a look.

What are the chances!

Look on the bright side...

this worked for nearly 30 minutes.

It's a new record for you.

Now we do this my way.

Hey, Ham... let's use our brains here.

We gave it the good old college try,

okay? But fate has conspired

to flip us the bird.

The longer we stick around here,

the harder it is to leave.

If you're right, and

Pteracuda was high jacked,

why do you think they stole it? Huh?

To terrorize sunbathers?

No, we have to stop that thing

before it does some real damage.

You give this a thought and try

to remove that good angel thing

from your shoulder, really

improve the quality of your life.

If we're gonna save lives,

let's start by saving our own and

blame the whole thing on Sharktopus.

Maybe they're gonna blame

the whole thing on you.

Yeah? Well... good help is hard to find.

Hey, that's the girl from the aquarium.

- Ham, stop the vehicle.

- All right.

Don't screw this up, Symes.

Hi. How you doing?

- No! No! Help! Ow!

- Come on!

Drive!

- What is going on?

- Keep your mouth shut!

What is that thing?

It looks like a dinosaur!

Well, you're half right.

It's also a barracuda.

It's a hybrid, like your Sharktopus.

Where did it come from?

Well, Dr. Symes here created it.

Another perfect weapon gone haywire.

Oh, that's great, Ham!

Just tell her everything!

So, what you set Sharktopus

lose to try and kill it?

And now they're both out of control!

- Pretty much.

- Hey,

according to Ham, Sharktopus is your

baby, so it's up to you to bring him back.

How do you expect me to do that?

I don't know. But you're

from around here.

What's down this way?

Hey, I'm talking to you!

The beaches.

Hey, why you stopping?

Shopping trip. Just sit tight.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Where do you think you're going?

We're not letting you go until

we finish with Pteracuda.

Keep an eye on her.

You son of a...

Calling Coast Guard...

Hey, what are you doing?

Rico Symes. Is that your real name?

Wait, I know you.

I read one of your papers

when you were at MIT.

But then you turned to the dark side.

Well, the Ivory Tower is great,

but the garage is full of used Volvos.

I mean, great minds deserve

great riches, don't you think?

When the Pentagon decided

that they were gonna start

using genetic weapons,

I saw my chance and I took it.

We're gonna want to alert

U.S. naval operations.

What's your coordinates?

Longitued, latitude?

That'll do.

Wow, passports and money.

Good to go.

Well, I'll be.

What have we got here?

Looks like our hacker's back online.

Okay, buddy, give it your best shot.

Let's see what you got.

Come on, I know you're

out there somewhere.

Rick!

Lorena!

I'm so glad you're safe!

You know CPR?

- One, two,

- What's going on out there?

I mean, one monster I can handle,

but what's that ugly

monster with wings?

Government weapon.

- Your tax dollars at work.

- Yeah

Right here.

They're crazy, Rick.

They tried to kidnap me.

She's gonna be okay.

- Those people out there need my help.

- I need you!

I know, I know. Listen, sweetheart,

I know you can handle yourself.

I mean, you survived dating me.

Listen, kid, if you really

need me to say, I will.

I just...

You were a lousy boyfriend.

But I am a hell of a lifeguard.

Be careful!

Don't worry. I'm too handsome to die.

I thought I told you to stay put.

- Do you know that idiot?

- He's my boyfriend.

Well, he's either very

brave or very stupid.

He's both.

Get out! Get out of the water!

Get to shore right now!

Get to shore!

Wow. Chalk that up

to natural selection.

You should watch it, baby.

These things have been

known to go off. Let's go.

Ho, ho, ho, what's going on here?

Tell your friend to

shut up and shoot me!

I'm tired of this crap.

Okay, look, nobody

nobody's gonna shoot anybody.

And he's not actually my friend.

I don't know about that.

Good people are dying out there.

You don't think I know that?

Look, I'm trying to stop this thing.

Now, the guy at the aquarium,

he said that you actually

trained this monster,

that it that it listens to your

commands or something. Is that true?

Oh, don't be stupid.

It did... before Dr. Crankenstein

started screwing with his head.

I didn't screw with his head!

Look, I got something in the van that'll

take care of both of these mothers.

But I only get one shot and

I gotta be awfully close.

Now, since you know

this animal, you can help.

Go to hell.

All right, let's go, come on.

You know what, we ought to just

shoot you and use you for bait.

Any idea where our pals

are headed next?

No. Thanks to her and

her reject boyfriend,

I gotta restart the trace.

On who?

On Vladimir! He's still out there,

and he's getting dangerously close

to reestablishing a connection.

If that happens,

Pteracuda will be fully operational

and he'll be fully in charge.

Where are they hiding?

Okay, here we go.

Come to Papa.

You're the expert. You got any ideas?

Why should I help you?

You just wanna kill him.

What, and you don't?

Geez, you're just as crazy as the doc.

Look, I'm sorry that we set it free.

I really am.

But if you don't do everything

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