She Loves Me Not Page #4

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HIS NEW BOOK?

I'M NOT MUCH

OF A READER.

I READ THE PAPER

SOMETIMES.

OH.

I HELP BRADY:

KEEP THIS PLACE CLEAN.

MUST BE A BIG JOB.

HA! YOU GO THAT RIGHT.

( chuckles )

CAN I HELP?

NO.

ANYTHING ELSE?

I'M SORRY?

BRADY?

YOU SEE HIM?

YEAH, HE WEN UPSTAIRS TO SHOWER.

WE'RE GOING OU FOR DINNER.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS.

YOU KNOW,

I HAVE SEEN HIM:

GO WITHOUT A SHOWER

FOR A WEEK.

HAS HE BEEN:

DEPRESSED?

PROBABLY.

I'M JUST WAITING.

IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

OVER AN HOUR.

PROBABLY...

HE PASSED OUT.

WOULD YOU GO:

CHECK ON HIM?

AND DO WHAT?

WAKE HIM.

NO!

MY SUITCASE:

IS IN THE HALL.

WOULD YOU MIND SHOWING ME

WHICH ROOM I'M STAYING IN?

IF MR. OLINSON

SAYS SO, THEN YES.

OTHERWISE,

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

YOU'RE JOKING.

LADY, MY JOB

WAS TO BRING DINNER.

HERE IT IS.

THAT'S IT.

MR. OLINSON

DIDN'T TELL YOU

WE WERE:

GOING OUT TO DINNER,

I DID.

THERE.

I'M DONE.

THERE.

I'M DONE.

THANK YOU.

ENJOY YOUR:

F***ING WEEKEND.

( screams )

( humming tune )

HUSH, LITTLE BABY

DON'T SAY A WORD

PAPA'S GONNA BUY YOU

A MOCKINGBIRD:

AND IF THA MOCKINGBIRD DON'T SING

PAPA'S GONNA BUY YOU

A DIAMOND RING:

AND IF THA DIAMOND RING IS BRASS

PAPA'S GONNA BUY YOU

A LOOKING GLASS:

( singing continues )

MARCY! MARCY!

MY GOD,

WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, GOD!

KARLA? KARLA!

OH, JESUS.

OH. GOD.

KARLA!

KARLA, WHAT HAPPENED?

I WAS JUS CLEANING THIS UP.

I'M MAKING

SOME TEA FOR US.

CALL 9-1-1!

( laughing )

BRADY, SHE'S DEAD.

I KNEW SOMETHING

LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN

TO ONE OF YOUR DATES.

YOU DID THIS?

YOU DID THIS!

CALL 9-1-1!

YOU SAID IT YOURSELF:

FOR YEARS THESE PEOPLE

HAVE BEEN SUCKING YOU DRY.

ALL THESE BIG-CITY FOLKS

LIKE HER IN TOWN.

JUST STEALING YOUR WEALTH

AND YOU PROSPERITY.

WHAT?

OH, I WAS NO GONNA LET HER

BLACKMAIL YOU.

IT'S OKAY, OKAY?

I WAS HELPING YOU.

BUT... YOU DON'T CARE.

I DO CARE.

I CARE VERY MUCH.

OKAY?

DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!

( screaming )

CRAZY B*TCH!

F***! F***!

( screams )

( screaming )

( screaming continues )

HAILEY, LUKE,

HEY. HEY.

LOOK AT ME.

YES, BETH?

WHAT, BETH?

FUNNY.

VERY FUNNY.

YOU CALL ME "MOM."

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG

I'LL BE, BUT NOBODY

GETS OUT OF THE CAR.

CAN'T YOU PARK UP FRONT?

THERE'S NO SIGNAL HERE.

NO. THE HOUSE LOOKS BETTER

WITHOUT A CAR IN FRONT OF IT.

LUKE. LUKE!

WHAT?

STAY IN THE CAR.

UH-HUH.

IF I MAKE THIS SALE,

ONE OF YOU MIGHT GE TO GO TO COLLEGE.

IF YOU DON'T,

I'LL JUST GE A JOB AS A STRIPPER.

NOBODY'D PAY TO SEE THAT.

STOP.

WHAT IS THIS?

Both:

THE HAND OF GOD.

DON'T MAKE ME

BRING IT DOWN ON YOU.

LOVE YOU.

BRADY, WHAT ARE

YOU DOING HERE?

YOU KNOW I HAVE A SHOWING

THIS MORNING, RIGHT?

GOOD MORNING.

I'VE TOLD YOU

A MILLION TIMES,

IF THE BUYER SEES

THE OWNER HANGING

AROUND THE HOUSE,

IT MAKES IT HARDER

FOR THEM TO IMAGINE

IT AS THEIRS.

EXCUSE ME.

THEY'LL NEVER KNOW

I'M HERE.

LIKE THE TIME YOU WERE

PASSED OUR IN THE BUSHES

OR THE TIME YOU WERE

NAKED IN THE POOL?

I WASN'T NAKED.

I HAD A SHIRT ON.

YOU STILL DOING:

THE COOKIE THING?

COOKIES SMELL:

LIKE HOME.

FIRES SMELL HOMEY.

WHY DON'T WE

BURN THE HOUSE DOWN,

COLLECT THE INSURANCE?

YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.

THIS HOUSE IS TOO BIG

FOR ONE PERSON.

NEEDS A FAMILY.

THEN WHY DID:

YOU BUY IT?

I THOUGHT MY FAMILY

WOULD BE WITH ME FOREVER.

( doorbell rings )

CRAP, SHE'S EARLY.

MOVE, MOVE.

YOU CLEANED:

YOUR ROOM, RIGHT?

YEAH.

STAY OUT OF SIGHT.

HI. AMY?

HI, YES.

HI, I'M BETH LESCOVITZ.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

WOW. THIS PLACE IS HUGE.

IT'S REALLY LOVELY.

ALL THIS WOOD.

THE PICTURES DON' EVEN COME CLOSE.

ALL THE WOOD PANELING

IS ORIGINAL.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL,

ISN'T IT?

YES.

IT'S AMAZING.

THE OWNER:

STILL LIVE HERE?

YES, I DO.

AMY, THIS IS

BRADY OLINSON.

HE WAS JUS ABOUT TO LEAVE.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'M AMY.

HI.

YOU MAY KNOW HIM

AS REX STEPHENS.

OH, THE RIVER GAMBLER.

I READ THAT. IS THAT YOU?

MM-HMM. DON'T TELL

ANYBODY, THOUGH.

THE THRONGS WOULD

RUIN MY AZALEAS.

IT WAS VERY POPULAR

WHEN IT CAME OUT.

YEARS AGO.

BUT YOU KNOW:

WHAT THEY SAY--

IT ONLY TAKES ONE HI TO MAKE A NAME.

BUT IT TAKES A FEW HITS

TO MAKE A CAREER, RIGHT?

BINGO. I LIKE

THIS ONE ALREADY.

I LOVE MYSTERIES,

ALL THAT SORT OF

PROBLEM-SOLVING STUFF.

PEOPLE LIKE:

A GOOD PUZZLE.

AMY, DID YOU SEE THE GARDENS

WHEN YOU DROVE UP?

YES, I DID,

AND THERE IS:

A LOT OF LAND.

THAT IS SOMETHING

TO CONSIDER.

IS THERE A GROUNDSKEEPER?

I COULD ALWAYS:

COME BACK.

YOU'D THANK ME

WHEN THE MUMS BLOOM.

I KNOW SOME:

EXCELLENT GARDENERS.

THANK YOU.

I WAS JUST ABOU TO GIVE AMY

THE GRAND TOUR,

SO...

AH, OKAY, GREAT.

WELL, DON'T TELL HER

ANY REAL-ESTATE

LIES, BETH.

THE HOUSE SPEAKS

FOR ITSELF.

I WANT TO MAKE SURE

SHE KNOWS WHA SHE'S GETTING.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

ENJOY THE TOUR.

I'LL CALL YOU.

OKAY.

HE SEEMS NICE.

HE USED TO BE:

REALLY GRUMPY.

HOW LONG HAS THIS PLACE

BEEN ON THE MARKET?

ABOUT A YEAR.

PUT THINGS:

IN PERSPECTIVE,

THE ESTATE:

ACROSS THE STREET--

FIVE YEARS.

WHY IS HE:

SELLING IT?

HE HAD A REALLY HARD TIME

AFTER HIS DIVORCE.

APPARENTLY,

THE EX-WIFE WAS

JUST REALLY AWFUL.

AND SO AFTER THAT,

HE TRIED TO STAR WRITING AGAIN.

THE POOR THING:

HAD 10 YEARS

OF WRITERS' BLOCK.

AND NOW THE NEW:

BOOK'S NOT SELLING.

I JUST THINK HE WANTS

TO START A NEW LIFE.

RIGHT. THERE WAS

A MURDER HERE.

THINK I CAN:

GET A DEAL?

EVERYTHING YOU SEE

COULD BE INCLUDED.

I LIKE THE CHANDELIER.

NEEDS A LITTLE WORK.

IT'S VENETIAN.

FROM VENICE.

HERE'S THE MASTER

BEDROOM.

IS THERE CENTRAL AIR?

YEAH, OF COURSE.

IS THAT ROOSEVELT?

OH, YEAH. HE'S ONE

OF THREE PRESIDENTS

TO STAY IN THIS ROOM.

WHO ELSE DID?

UM, "W."

BUSH?

AND THAT'S

THE LAST NAME...

WASHINGTON?

UM... WILSON.

WOODROW WILSON.

YEAH, YEAH.

AND THE BUILDER,

JOHN CONWAY, WAS...

A WORLD WAR I:

PROFITEER.

I LOOKED THAT UP.

GUN MANUFACTURER.

DO THEY STILL HAVE

A SHOOTING RANGE

IN THE BASEMENT?

OH, NO.

IT'S A THEATER

AND A GAME ROOM:

AND AN EXERCISE ROOM.

THE PLACE IS SO BIG,

EACH DIFFERENT OWNER

HAS EITHER ENDED UP

REDECORATING ROOMS

OR THEY JUS LEAVE THEM ALONE.

REALLY?

AND MR. CONWAY WAS

QUITE THE HUNTER.

OH, MY GOD.

Beth:

TROPHY ROOM.

Amy:

THIS IS A 1920s

MAN CAVE.

1927, TO BE EXACT.

WOW.

DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.

ALL THESE HEADS:

ARE GOING WITH ME.

MR. OLINSON,

THAT IS GOOD NEWS.

CALL ME BRADY, PLEASE.

SOME OF THESE WERE HERE

WHEN I BOUGHT THE PLACE,

BUT THESE TWO:

I BAGGED MYSELF.

I LIKE THE OLD FURNITURE.

YOU DO?

WELL...

THAT IS A WILD COW

THAT YOU'RE SITTING ON.

THIS IS A COMFY COW.

BETH SAID ALL YOUR

FURNITURE WAS AVAILABLE.

SHE DID?

NOT MY RED ANGUS.

NO, NO, NO.

THIS ONE I HAD:

MADE SPECIAL MYSELF.

GO AHEAD, FEEL IT.

OH, YES, IT'S NICE.

NICE, HUH? YEAH.

ONCE I WRESTLED HER

TO THE GROUND, I KNEW.

I WAS SPLAYED OU ACROSS HER,

THINKING TO MYSELF,

"THIS IS MORE COMFORTABLE

THAN MY EX-WIFE.

I'M GONNA MAKE

A SOFA OUT OF YOU."

DID YOU HOGTIE HER?

MY WIFE OR THE ANGUS?

BRADY!

YOU CAN'T HOGTIE A COW.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

YES, OF COURSE.

SORRY.

THIS ROOM WAS:

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