She Loves Me Not Page #5

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MY OFFICE FOR A WHILE.

I WROTE MOS OF THE RIVER GAMBLER

HERE AT THIS DESK.

FUN.

YEAH.

AMY, WE STILL HAVE

THE KITCHEN TO SEE

AND THE BACKYARD

AND THE POOL, SO...

LET'S GET GOING.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOVE

THE UPSTAIRS GUEST SUITE.

I WILL LOVE IT.

( mouths words )

WHAT?

SHE'S CUTE.

HE'S VERY CHARMING.

ARE YOU MARRIED?

( women talking faintly )

OH, THERE'S

BRADY AGAIN.

DID YOU ENJOY:

THE TOUR?

YES.

YOUR HOUSE IS:

REALLY BEAUTIFUL,

REALLY SOMETHING.

THANK YOU.

I HOPE WE CAN:

WORK SOMETHING OUT.

STILL HAVE A LO TO THINK ABOUT.

I'LL WALK YOU OUT.

GREAT.

IT WAS SO NICE:

MEETING YOU.

THANKS, YOU TOO.

BOY, WHEN IT COMES TO

BEING A THIRD WHEEL,

YOU'RE REALLY A FLAT.

I'M SURE I WOULD

FIND THAT FUNNY IF

I KNEW WHAT YOU MEANT.

( car alarm blaring )

( stops )

BRADY, YOU ARE

GOING TO RUIN:

ANY POTENTIAL OF

FINDING A GOOD BUYER.

SOME SELLERS:

DON'T WANT TO SELL.

DON'T BE ONE OF THOSE.

( car alarm blaring )

GUESS THE KIDS:

ARE RESTLESS.

FORGET IT.

I WANT TO SELL THE HOUSE.

HEY! I WAS

EATING THOSE!

I KNOW!

AMY LIKES THE HOUSE,

BUT IT CERTAINLY

DOESN'T HELP TO

HAVE YOU LURKING

WHILE I'M TRYING

TO SHOW IT.

I WASN'T LURKING.

I WAS WANDERING AROUND.

HEY, DOES SHE

HAVE A HUSBAND?

NO. YES.

I DON'T KNOW.

WHICH IS IT?

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

WHY ARE YOU UPSET?

I'M NOT UPSET.

YOU JUST--

Hailey:
HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU:

DOING HERE?

I'M NOT THE ONE

WHO SET OFF THE ALARM.

NO, YOU'RE THE TATTLER.

AT LEAST I DIDN'T DO IT.

HEY, HAILEY.

HEY, MR. OLINSON.

I TOLD YOU,

CALL ME BRADY.

IT'S OKAY.

MOVE, MOVE,

MOVE, MOVE.

OKAY, OKAY.

STOP MESSING UP:

MY LIFE.

DID YOU:

ASK HIM OUT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU JUST ASKED:

ME THAT.

HE'S A CLIENT.

SO? HE'S A HOTTIE.

I MEAN, FOR HIS AGE.

I AM MORTIFIED.

GET IN THE CAR.

GIVE ME THAT KEY.

ARE WE GOING:

TO COLLEGE?

YOU'LL BE LUCKY

IF I LET YOU:

LIVE TO 16.

I'M 14.

IT'LL BE A SLOW DEATH.

THERE'S NO DEAL.

PAY UP.

THIS PLACE IS PROBABLY

HAUNTED BY CREEPY KARLA,

THE KILLER MAID.

WHAT DO THE STRIPPER

AND GAMBLER WANT TO EAT?

I DON'T CARE.

WHATEVER.

( scribbling )

( Brady sighs )

( phone ringing )

HELLO?

AMY, IT'S BRADY.

FROM TODAY?

UH, YEAH,

I REMEMBER.

I WAS JUST CALLING

TO THANK YOU:

FOR PUTTING UP:

WITH ME TODAY,

AND, UH,

I WANTED TO SEE:

IF YOU WERE FREE

FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

BRADY, I'M ENGAGED.

OH. REALLY?

BETH SAID:

YOU WEREN'T ATTACHED.

WELL, SHE MISUNDERSTOOD.

WELL, I-I-I DIDN' SEE A RING.

OH, WELL, I'M

A CARDIAC SURGEON,

SO I DON'T WANT TO RISK

LOSING ANYTHING:

NEXT TO A MAJOR ARTERY.

DON'T YOU WEAR GLOVES?

OF COURSE I DO.

I JUST DON'T WEAR

A LOT OF JEWELRY.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

WELL, THE ONLY

REASON I ASK:

IS THAT YOU WERE

KIND OF GIVING ME

THE "SINGLE" VIBE TODAY.

THE "SINGLE" VIBE?

WHAT IS THE "SINGLE" VIBE?

YOU KNOW--

FREEWHEELING, OPEN.

OH, GOD.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

IT'S NOT A BAD THING.

LOOK, YOU'RE

VERY FUNNY,

AND I LOVE YOUR HOUSE,

AND I'M THINKING ABOU MAKING AN OFFER.

WELL, THEN, DO YOU WAN TO DISCUSS IT OVER LUNCH?

SAY, TOMORROW, 1:00?

SURE.

GREAT. OKAY.

HOW ABOUT THA LOCHLAVEN

COUNTRY CLUB PLACE?

YEAH, I LOVE THAT PLACE.

OKAY.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA INVITE

YOUR FIANCE, ARE YOU?

NO, HE'S IN EUROPE

FOR THREE WEEKS.

SEE, THAT'S WHA I'M TALKING ABOUT.

THE "SINGLE" VIBE AGAIN.

IT'S JUST LUNCH, BRADY,

AND I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

OKAY.

BYE.

BYE.

BRADY.

SORRY I'M LATE.

HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE

GETTING THE TOP DOWN

ON MY CAR.

PORSCHE. I SAW THA IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

YOU LIKE IT?

I PREFER MY OLD MIATA.

SO, I'M LOSING MY HOUSE

TO A BEAUTIFUL HEART SURGEON.

SELLING, SELLING.

SELLING.

RIGHT, SELLING.

CAN I GET YOU:

SOME DRINKS TO START?

AN ICED TEA.

JUST WATER:

FOR ME, PLEASE.

BE RIGHT BACK.

NOT A DRINKER?

WELL, IT'S 1:
00

IN THE AFTERNOON,

AND I QUIT.

I'M A FRIEND OF BILL'S.

A SOBER WRITER.

HOW DOES THAT WORK?

WELL, I SPEND MORE TIME

CORRECTING MY STUDENTS'

PAPERS THAN WRITING.

WELL, I DON' DRINK EITHER.

TRYING TO DO:

A TRIPLE BYPASS:

WITH A HANGOVER--

NOT MY BEST DAY.

DEATH CAN BE:

A LITTLE SOBERING.

YES.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.

READY?

YES, I WILL HAVE

THE GRILLED:

VEGETABLE SALAD.

NO CHEESE.

THANKS.

AND I'LL HAVE

THE STEAK SANDWICH

ON RYE:

WITH A HALF CAESAR'S

PLEASE. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

VEGETARIAN?

IF YOU'D SEEN

AS MANY HEARTS:

AS I'VE SEEN,

YOU'D EA MORE PLANTS TOO.

I'VE NEVER SEEN

A REAL HEART UP CLOSE.

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

LIKE A FIST OF MEAT,

SOMETIMES WITH GRISTLE.

REALLY?

MM-HMM.

WOW.

YEAH.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND

VERY APPETIZING.

NO.

MISS?

YES?

I'M GOING TO

CHANGE MY ORDER.

I WANT TO GE THE GRILLED VEGETABLE

SALAD AS WELL.

THANK YOU.

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE.

YOU KNOW THAT?

WELL, THANK YOU.

I'M SORRY THAT YOU

HAVE TO SELL YOUR HOUSE.

AH, DON'T BE.

HAVE TO, WANT TO,

DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE.

IT HAS BAD MEMORIES?

THAT, AND...

I HAD THIS STUPID THING

OF THINKING THA WHEN THIS THING HAPPENS,

I'LL BE HAPPY, RIGHT?

AND THAT THING WOULD HAPPEN,

AND I STILL WOULDN'T BE HAPPY.

I SOLD MY FIRST BOOK,

GOT MARRIED.

SOLD MY SECOND BOOK,

BOUGHT EVERYTHING

I EVER WANTED.

AND THEN GOT DIVORCED.

( chuckles )

CHILDREN?

ONE. A SON.

HE MADE ME HAPPY,

UNTIL HE BECAME:

A DRUMMER:

IN A GOTH BAND.

THEN THERE WAS:

THE TATTOOS,

THE PIERCINGS,

THE WHOLE THING,

YOU KNOW.

AND YOU?

UH, I HAVE A DAUGHTER.

SHE'S FINISHING COLLEGE.

AND JULIAN HAS TWO SONS.

AND JULIAN IS:

YOUR FIANCE?

YES.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

YES.

MY SON MADE ME:

REALLY HAPPY.

THAT AND MY FIRST BOOK.

I THINK HAPPINESS IS

A MADISON AVENUE MYTH.

YOU'RE NOT HAPPY?

I'M HAPPY.

I LOVE MY DAUGHTER,

I LOVE MAKING:

MY PATIENTS FEEL BETTER,

I LOVE MY FIANCE.

AND YOU LOVE YOUR MIATA.

I ENJOY MY MIATA.

I LOVE MY FIANCE.

RIGHT.

PEOPLE VERSUS THINGS.

I GET IT.

WILL YOU EXCUSE ME

JUST A MOMENT?

SURE.

( Brady chuckling )

ARE WE GONNA CLOSE

THE DEAL HERE OR WHAT?

MAYBE.

AT THIS MOMENT,

I FEEL LIKE I COULD

OFFER YOU ANY:

AMOUNT OF MONEY:

AND YOU'D ACCEPT IT.

THEN BETH:

WOULD KILL YOU.

I FEEL CONFUSED:

AND RELIEVED,

ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.

WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?

EXCUSE ME?

I WANT TO SHOW YOU

WHY MY PORSCHE:

IS MORE FUN:

THAN YOUR MIATA.

OKAY, LET'S GO.

OKAY.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

THIS IS BETTER:

THAN MY MIATA.

WHAT?

I LOVE IT!

DO I GE THE PRIVATE TOUR NOW?

ABSOLUTELY.

WHERE DO WE START?

DO YOU LIKE SUNSETS?

OF COURSE.

YOU LIKE MOVIES?

Man:

SHALL WE:

TAKE A WALK?

YES, LET'S.

Man:

WHERE IS HE NOW?

THIS IS:

A GREAT MOVIE.

EASILY THE BES ADAPTATION OF

HEMINGWAY'S WORK.

YOU SEE,

THE WORLD IS FALLING

APART AROUND THEM.

AND THEY'RE STILL

FALLING IN LOVE.

YEAH.

YOU DO REALIZE...

YOU'VE COMPLETELY LOS YOUR NEGOTIATING POWER.

SHUT UP:

AND KISS ME.

SO...

THIS IS THE BED.

ALSO AVAILABLE.

OH, IT'S NOT INCLUDED?

HMM-MM.

BUT I'LL FLIP YOU

FOR IT.

ME, OR A COIN?

IS THIS A MISTAKE?

PROBABLY.

YOU WERE REALLY GOOD

AT THIS MISTAKE.

REALLY.

BRADY...

I ENJOY YOU, AMY,

BUT I'M NO IN LOVE WITH YOU.

BRADY...

BRADY?

BRADY?

HUH?

BRADY!

HMM?

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