Shrek 2 Page #7

Heave! Ho!

No...!

Come on!

Look out!

- Be good.

He needs me!

Let me go!

Donkey!

Puss!

Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go!

Today, l repay my debt.

Aww...

On guard!

He's gotta be strong

And he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh

From the fight

- I need a hero

- Stop!

- Hey, you! Back away from my wife.

- Shrek?

You couldn't just go back to your swamp

and leave well enough alone.

- Now!

- Pigs und blanket!

Pinocchio! Get the wand!

l see London! l see France!

Whah!

l'm a real boy!

Ah! Ah! Aaahhh!

Catch!

Donkey!

Oh!

l'm a real boy. Aah!

Oh!

- Ha!

- Ah.

That's mine!

Pray for mercy, from Puss...

And Donkey!

She's taken the potion!

Kiss her now!

No!

- Hi-ya!

- Fiona.

- Shrek.

Harold! You were supposed

to give her the potion!

Well, l guess l gave her

the wrong tea.

- Mommy!

- Mommy?

l told you.

Ogres don't live happily ever after.

Woo!

Ha!

Oh, Dad!

- ls he...?

- Yup.

He croaked.

Harold?

Dad?

l'd hoped you'd never

see me like this.

- And he gave you a hard time!

- Donkey!

No, no, he's right.

l'm sorry.

To both of you.

l only wanted what

was best for Fiona.

But l can see now...

she already has it.

Shrek, Fiona...

Will you accept

an old frog's apologies...

and my blessing?

Harold?

l'm sorry, Lillian.

l just wish l could be

the man you deserve.

You're more that man today

than you ever were...

warts and all.

Boss! The Happily Ever After Potion!

Midnight!

Fiona. ls this what you want?

To be this way forever?

- What?

- Because if you kiss me now...

we can stay like this.

You'd do that?

- For me?

- Yes.

l want what any princess wants.

To live happily ever after...

with the ogre l married.

Whatever happens,

l must not cry!

You cannot make me cry!

Whoa!

No. No, no.

Aaah! Ow.

Oh, no.

Hey. You still look like

a noble steed to me.

Now, where were we?

Oh. l remember.

Hey! lsn't we supposed

to be having a fiesta?

Uno, dos, quatro, hit it!

Puss and Donkey, y'all...

She's into superstitions

Black cats and voodoo dolls

- Sing it, Puss!

- I feel a premonition

That girl's gonna make me fall

Here we go!

She's into new sensations

New kicks in the candlelight

She's got a new addiction

For every day and night

She'll make you take your clothes off

And go dancing in the rain

She'll make you live her crazy life

But she'll take away your pain

Like a bullet to your brain

Upside inside out

Living la vida loca

Hey gorgeous!

Living la vida loca

Her lips are devil red

And her skin's the color of mocha

She will wear you out

- Living la vida loca

- She livin' it loca!

Living la vida loca

- Say it one more time now!

- Living the vida loca

Hey, Donkey, that's Spanish!

She'll push and pull you down

Living la vida loca

She will wear you out

Living la vida loca

Living la vida loca

She'll push and pull you down

Living the vida loca

Her lips are devil red

And her skin's the color of mocha

She will wear you out

Living la vida loca

Living la vida loca

Living la vida loca

Living la vida loca

All by myself

All by myself

Don't wanna be

All by myself anymore...

Amigo, we are off

to the Kit-Kat Club.

Come on, join us.

Thanks, compadre.

l'm... l'm not in the mood.

We will cheer you up!

Find you a nice burro!

Hey, baby!

Hey, that's my girl!

Yeah! All right!

Baby, where you been?

- l'm sorry, too.

l should've stayed.

But Shrek had this thing he had to do.

What? Say it one more time.

What you talking about?

Are you serious?

- Papa!

Look at our little mutant babies!

l got to get a job.

l got to get a job.

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