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Shrek 2 Page #6
Are you kidding?
He's gorgeous!
He has a face that looks like
it was carved by angels.
- Oh. He sounds dreamy.
- You know...
shockingly, this isn't
making me feel any better.
Look, guys.
lt's for the best.
Mom and Dad approve,
and Fiona gets the man
Everybody wins.
Except for you.
l don't get it, Shrek.
You love Fiona.
Aye.
And that's why
l have to let her go.
Excuse me, is she here?
She's, uh... in the back.
Oh, hello again.
Fairy Godmother. Charming.
You'd better have a good reason
for dragging us down here, Harold.
Well, l'm afraid Fiona isn't really...
warming up to Prince Charming.
- FYl, not my fault.
- No, of course it's not, dear.
l mean,
how charming can l be
when l have to pretend
l'm that dreadful ogre?
No, no, it's nobody's fault.
Perhaps it's best if we just
call the whole thing off, okay?
- What?
- You can't force someone to fall in love!
l beg to differ.
l do it all the time!
Have Fiona drink this and she'll fall in love
with the first man she kisses,
which will be Charming.
- Umm... no.
- What did you say?
l can't. l won't do it.
Oh, yes, you will.
lf you remember, l helped you
with your happily ever after.
And l can take it away
just as easily.
ls that what you want? ls it?
- No.
- Good boy.
Now, we have to go.
l need to do Charming's hair
before the ball.
He's hopeless.
He's all high in the front.
He can never get to the back.
You need someone to do the back.
Oh. Thank you, Mother.
Mother?
Um... Mary! A talking horse!
The ogre!
Stop them! Thieves! Bandits!
Stop them!
The abs are fab
and it's gluteus to the maximus
here at tonight's Far, Far Away
Royal Ball blowout!
as the cream of the crop pours out of them
like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.
Everyone who's anyone
has turned out
and Prince Shrek.
And, oh my,
the outfits look gorgeous!
Look! Hansel and Gretel!
What the heck are the crumbs for?
Tom Thumb and Thumbelina!
- Oh, aren't they adorable!
Tired old thing.
Who's this? Who's this?
Who is this?
Oh. lt's the one, it's the only...
lt's the Fairy Godmother!
Hello, Far, Far Away!
Can l get a whoop whoop?
May all your endings be happy and...
Well, you know the rest!
We'll be right back with the Royal
Far, Far Away Ball
after these messages.
l hate these ball shows.
They bore me to tears.
Flip over to Wheel Of Torture!
l'm not flipping anywhere, sir,
until l see Shrek and Fiona.
Whizzes on you guys.
Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing!
No, to your left. Your left!
- Tonight on ''Knights''...
- Now here's a good show!
We got a white bronco heading east
into the forest. Requesting backup.
It's time to teach these madcap mammals
their ''devil may mare'' attitudes
just won't fly.
Why you grabbing me?
Police brutality!
l have to talk to Princess Fiona!
- We warned you!
- Ow! Ow!
Did someone let the cat out of the bag?
You capitalist pig dogs!
- Catnip!
- That's not mine.
Find Princess Fiona!
l'm a donkey!
Tell her Shrek...
l'm her husband, Shrek!
Quick! Rewind it!
l'm her husband, Shrek! Ow!
Darling?
Ah. l thought l might
find you here.
How about a nice hot cup
of tea before the ball?
l'm not going.
The whole Kingdom's turned out
to celebrate your marriage.
There's just one problem.
That's not my husband.
l mean, look at him.
Yes, he is a bit different,
but people change
for the ones they love.
You'd be surprised how much
l changed for your mother.
Change?
He's completely lost his mind!
Why not come down to the ball
and give him another chance?
You might find you like
this new Shrek.
But it's the old one
l fell in love with, Dad.
l'd give anything to have him back.
Darling. That's mine. Decaf.
Otherwise l'm up all night.
Thanks.
l got to get out of here!
l got to get out of here!
You can't lock us up like this!
Let me go!
You're supposed to say
l have the right to remain silent.
Nobody said l have the right
to remain silent!
You have the right to remain silent.
What you lack is the capacity.
l must hold on before l, too,
go totally mad.
Shrek? Donkey?
Too late.
Gingy! Pinocchio!
Get us out of here!
Oh...
Fire in ze hole!
Look out below!
Quick! Tell a lie!
- What should l say?
- Anything, but quick!
''l'm wearing ladies' underwear!''
l am wearing ladies' underwear.
- Are you?
- l most certainly am not!
lt looks like you
most certainly am are!
- l am not!
- What kind?
- lt's a thong!
- Oww! They're briefs!
- Are not.
- Are too!
- Are not!
- Are too!
Here we go. Hang tight.
Wait, wait, wait!
Ow! Ow! Hey, hey, hey!
Ow!
- Excuse me?
- What? Puss!
Pardon me, would you
mind letting me go?
- Sorry, boss.
- Quit messing around!
We've got to stop that kiss!
l thought you was going
to let her go.
l was, but l can't let them
do this to Fiona.
Boom! That's what l like to hear.
Look who's coming around!
lt's impossible!
We'll never get in.
The castle's guarded.
There's a moat and everything!
Folks, it looks like we're up chocolate
creek without a Popsicle stick.
- What?
- Do you still know the Muffin Man?
Well, sure!
He's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Because we're gonna need flour.
Lots and lots of flour.
Gingy!
Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man!
We've got a big order to fill!
lt's alive!
Run, run, run,
as fast you can!
Go, baby, go!
There it is, Mongo!
To the castle!
Come on!
Mongo! Down here!
Look at the pony!
That's right! Follow the pretty pony!
Pretty pony wants to play
at the castle!
Pretty pony.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Presenting Princess Fiona
and her new husband, Prince Shrek.
Shrek, what are you doing?
l'm just playing the part, Fiona.
ls that glitter on your lips?
Mm. Cherry flavored.
Want to taste?
- Ugh! What is with you?
- But, Muffin Cake...
C Minor, put it in C Minor.
Ladies and gentlemen.
l'd like to dedicate this song to...
Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek.
Fiona, my Princess.
Will you honor me with a dance?
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Dance!
Where's the streetwise Hercules
Since when do you dance?
Fiona, my dearest,
if there's one thing l know,
it's that love is full of surprises.
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
Hit it!
I need a hero
All right, big fella!
Let's crash this party!
Man the catapults!
Aim! Fire!
- Brace yourselves!
- Ooh! Purty!
Not the gumdrop button!
lncoming!
Ha-ha! All right!
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Go, Mongo! Go!
Man the cauldrons!
After you, Mongo.
- That's it! Heave-ho!
- Watch out!
Shrek!
More heat, less foam!
Up where the mountains
Meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning
Splits the sea
I could swear there is someone
Somewhere watching me
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