Shrek 2 Page #6
Beg to differ.
Do it all the time!
Have fiona drink this and she will fall in love
with the first man she kisses
which will be charming.
- Umm no.
- What did you say?
Cannot. Will not do it.
Oh yes you will.
lf you remember helped you
with your happily ever after.
And can take it away
just as easily.
ls that what you want? ls it?
- No.
- Good boy.
Now we have to go.
Need to do charming hair
before the ball.
He is hopeless.
He is all high in the front.
He can never get to the back.
You need someone to do the back.
Oh. Thank you mother.
Mother?
Um mary! A talking horse!
The ogre!
Stop them! Thieves! Bandits!
Stop them!
The abs are fab
and it is gluteus to the maximus
here at tonight far far away
royal ball blowout!
The coaches are lined up
as the cream of the crop pours out of them
like miss muffet curds and whey.
Everyone who is anyone
has turned out
to honor princess fiona
and prince shrek.
And oh my
the outfits look gorgeous!
Look! Hansel and gretel!
What the heck are the crumbs for?
And right behind them
tom thumb and thumbelina!
- Oh are not they adorable!
Here comes sleeping beauty!
Tired old thing.
Who is this? Who is this?
Who is this?
Oh. lt is the one it is the only.
lt is the fairy godmother!
Hello far far away!
Can get a whoop whoop?
May all your endings be happy and.
Well you know the rest!
We will be right back with the royal
far far away ball
after these messages.
Hate these ball shows.
They bore me to tears.
Flip over to wheel of torture!
Am not flipping anywhere sir
until see shrek and fiona.
Whizzes on you guys.
Hey mice pass me a buffalo wing!
No to your left. Your left!
- Tonight on knights.
- Now here is a good show!
We got a white bronco heading east
into the forest. Requesting backup.
It is time to teach these madcap mammals
their devil may mare attitudes
just will not fly.
Why you grabbing me?
Police brutality!
Have to talk to princess fiona!
- We warned you!
- Ow! Ow!
Did someone let the cat out of the bag?
You capitalist pig dogs!
- Catnip!
- That is not mine.
Find princess fiona!
Am a donkey!
Tell her shrek.
Am her husband shrek!
Quick! Rewind it!
Am her husband shrek! Ow!
Darling?
Ah. Thought might
find you here.
How about a nice hot cup
of tea before the ball?
Am not going.
to celebrate your marriage.
There is just one problem.
That is not my husband.
Mean look at him.
Yes he is a bit different
but people change
for the ones they love.
You had be surprised how much
changed for your mother.
Change?
He is completely lost his mind!
Why not come down to the ball
and give him another chance?
You might find you like
this new shrek.
But it is the old one
Fell in love with dad.
Had give anything to have him back.
Darling. That is mine. Decaf.
Otherwise am up all night.
Thanks.
Got to get out of here!
Got to get out of here!
You cannot lock us up like this!
Let me go!
You are supposed to say
have the right to remain silent.
Nobody said have the right
to remain silent!
You have the right to remain silent.
What you lack is the capacity.
Must hold on before too
go totally mad.
Shrek? Donkey?
Too late.
Gingy! Pinocchio!
Get us out of here!
Oh.
Fire in ze hole!
Look out below!
Quick! Tell a lie!
- What should say?
- Anything but quick!
Say something crazy like
am wearing ladies underwear!
Am wearing ladies underwear.
- Are you?
- Most certainly am not!
lt looks like you
most certainly am are!
- Am not!
- What kind?
- lt is a thong!
- Oww! They are briefs!
- Are not.
- Are too!
- Are not!
- Are too!
Here we go. Hang tight.
Wait wait wait!
Ow! Ow! Hey hey hey!
Ow!
- Excuse me?
- What? Puss!
Pardon me would you
mind letting me go?
- Sorry, boss.
- Quit messing around!
We have got to stop that kiss!
Thought you was going
to let her go.
Was but cannot let them
do this to fiona.
Boom! That is what like to hear.
Look who is coming around!
lt is impossible!
We will never get in.
The castle guarded.
There is a moat and everything!
Folks it looks like we are up chocolate
creek without a popsicle stick.
- What?
- Do you still know the muffin man?
Well sure!
He is down on drury lane. Why?
Because we are gonna need flour.
Lots and lots of flour.
Gingy!
Fire up the ovens muffin man!
We have got a big order to fill!
lt is alive!
Run run run
as fast you can!
Go baby go!
There it is mongo!
To the castle!
No you great stupid pastry!
Come on!
Mongo! Down here!
Look at the pony!
That is right! Follow the pretty pony!
Pretty pony wants to play
at the castle!
Pretty pony.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Presenting princess fiona
and her new husband prince shrek.
Shrek what are you doing?
Am just playing the part fiona.
ls that glitter on your lips?
Mm. Cherry flavored.
Want to taste?
- Ugh! What is with you?
- But muffin cake.
C minor put it in c minor.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Had like to dedicate this song to.
Princess fiona and prince shrek.
Fiona my princess.
Will you honor me with a dance?
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Dance!
Where is the streetwise hercules
Since when do you dance?
Fiona my dearest
it is that love is full of surprises.
Late at night toss and turn
And dream of what need
Hit it!
Need a hero
All right big fella!
Let us crash this party!
Man the catapults!
Aim! Fire!
- Brace yourselves!
- Ooh! Purty!
Not the gumdrop button!
lncoming!
Ha ha! All right!
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Go mongo! Go!
Man the cauldrons!
After you mongo.
- That is it! Heave ho!
- Watch out!
Shrek!
More heat less foam!
Up where the mountains
Meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning
Splits the sea
Could swear there is someone
Somewhere watching me
Heave! Ho!
No!
Come on!
Look out!
- Be good.
He needs me!
Let me go!
Donkey!
Puss!
Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go!
Today repay my debt.
Aww...
On guard!
He is gotta be strong
And he is gotta be fast
And he is gotta be fresh
From the fight
- Need a hero
- Stop!
- Hey you! Back away from my wife.
- Shrek?
You could not just go back to your swamp
- Now!
- Pigs und blanket!
Pinocchio! Get the wand!
See london! See france!
Whah!
Am a real boy!
Ah! Ah! Aaahhh!
Catch!
Donkey!
Oh!
Am a real boy. Aah!
Oh!
- Ha!
- Ah.
That is mine!
Pray for mercy from puss.
And donkey!
She is taken the potion!
Kiss her now!
No!
- Hiya!
- Fiona.
- Shrek.
Harold! You were supposed
to give her the potion!
Well guess gave her
the wrong tea.
- Mommy!
- Mommy?
Told you.
Ogres do not live happily ever after.
Woo!
Ha!
Oh dad!
- ls he?
- Yup.
He croaked.
Harold?
Dad?
Had hoped you had never
see me like this.
- And he gave you a hard time!
- Donkey!
No no he is right.
Am sorry.
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