Shrek 2 Page #5
''Happiness, comfort
and beauty divine.''
- You both will be fine?
- l guess it means it'll affect Fiona, too.
Hey, man, this don't feel right.
My donkey senses are tingling all over.
Drop that jug o' voodoo
and let's get out of here.
lt says, ''Beauty Divine.''
How bad can it be?
See, you're allergic to that stuff.
You'll have a reaction.
And if you think that l'll be smearing
Vapor Rub over your chest, think again!
Boss, just in case there is something
wrong with the potion...
allow me to take the first sip.
lt would be an honor to lay my life
on the line for you.
Oh, no, no. l don't think so.
lf there'll be any animal testing,
l'll do it.
That's the best friend's job.
Now give me that bottle.
How do you feel?
l don't feel any different.
l look any different?
You still look like an ass to me.
Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys.
- Well, here's to us, Fiona.
- Shrek?
- You drink that, there's no going back.
- l know.
- No more wallowing in the mud?
- l know.
- No more itchy butt crack?
- l know!
- But you love being an ogre!
- l know!
But l love Fiona more.
Shrek, no! Wait!
Got to be... l think you grabbed
the ''Farty Ever After'' potion.
Maybe it's a dud.
Uh-oh. What did l tell you?
l don't want to die.
l don't want to die. l don't want to die!
Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy.
l'm melting!
l'm melting!
lt's just the rain, Donkey.
Oh.
Don't worry. Things seem bad
because it's dark and rainy
and Fiona's father hired
lt'll be better in the morning.
You'll see...
The sun'll come out...
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom...
Bet my bottom?
l'm coming, Elizabeth!
Donkey?
Are you all right?
- Hey, boss. Let's shave him.
- D-Donkey?
There you are!
We missed you at dinner.
What is it, darling?
Dad...
l've been thinking
about what you said.
And l'm going to set things right.
Ah! Excellent!
That's my girl.
lt was a mistake to bring Shrek here.
l'm going to go out and find him.
And then we'll go back
Fiona, please!
Let's not be rash, darling.
You can't go anywhere right now.
Fiona!
Look, l told you he was here.
Look at him! Quiet. Look at him.
Good morning, sleepyhead.
Good morning!
We love your kitty!
Oh... My head...
- Here, l fetched a pail of water.
Thanks.
Uhh!
Aahh!
Oh...
A cute button nose?
Thick, wavy locks?
Taut, round buttocks?
l'm... l'm...
- Gorgeous!
- l'll say.
l'm Jill. What's your name?
- Um... Shrek.
- Shrek? Wow. Are you from Europe?
- You're tense.
- l want to rub his shoulders.
- l got it covered.
- l don't have anything to rub.
Get in line.
Get in line.
- Have you seen my donkey?
- Who are you calling donkey?
- Donkey? You're a...
- A stallion, baby!
l can whinny.
l can count.
Look at me, Shrek!
l'm trotting!
That's some quality potion.
What's in that stuff?
''Oh, don't take the potion,
Mr. Boss, it's very bad.''
Pah!
''Warning:
Side effects may includeburning, itching, oozing, weeping.
''Not intended for heart patients
or those with... nervous disorders.''
l'm trotting, l'm trotting in place! Yeah!
What?
Senor? ''To make the effects
of this potion permanent,
true love's kiss by midnight.''
Midnight?
Why is it always midnight?
- Pick me! l'll be your true love!
- l'll be your true love.
l'll be true... enough.
Look, ladies, l already have a true love.
Oh...
And take it from me, Boss.
You are going to have
one satisfied Princess.
And let's face it.
You are a lot easier on the eyes.
lnside you're the same
old mean, salty...
- Easy.
- ...cantankerous, foul,
angry ogre you always been.
And you're still the same
annoying donkey.
- Yeah.
Well...
Look out, Princess.
Here comes the new me.
First things first.
- We need to get you out of those clothes.
- Ready?
- Ready!
- Driver, stop!
Oh, God! Help me, please!
My racing days are over!
l'm blind! Tell the truth.
Will l ever play the violin again?
You poor creature!
ls there anything
l can do for you?
Well, l guess there is one thing.
Take off the powdered wig
and step away from your drawers.
- Not bad.
- Not bad at all.
Father?
ls everything all right, Father?
Thank you, gentlemen!
Someday, l will repay you.
Unless, of course,
l can't find you or if l forget.
Oh, yeah
Turn and face the strange
Ch-Ch-Changes
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
Turn and face the strange
Ch-Ch-Changes
Just gonna have to be
a different man
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
Halt!
Tell Princess Fiona her husband,
Sir Shrek, is here to see her.
Still don't know what
I was looking for
And my time was running wild,
a million dead-end streets
Every time I thought
I'd got it made
It seemed the taste
was not so sweet
- Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
Turn and face the strange
- Shrek?
- Ch-Ch-Changes
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
Fiona?
Hello, handsome.
Shrek!
- Princess!
- Donkey?
Wow! That potion
worked on you, too?
What potion?
Shrek and l took some magic potion.
And well...
Now, we're sexy!
Shrek?
For you, baby... l could be.
- Yeah, you wish.
- Donkey, where is Shrek?
He went inside looking for you.
Shrek?
Fiona! Fiona!
You want to dance, pretty boy?
Are you going so soon?
Don't you want to see your wife?
Fiona?
Shrek?
Aye, Fiona. lt is me.
What happened to your voice?
The potion changed
a lot of things, Fiona.
But not the way l feel about you.
Fiona?
- Charming?
- Do you think so?
Dad. l was so hoping
you'd approve.
- Um... Who are you?
- Mom, it's me, Shrek.
l know you never get a second chance
at a first impression,
but, well, what do you think?
Fiona! Fiona!
Fiona!
- Fiona!
- Fiona, Fiona! Ho-ho-ho!
Oh, shoot! l don't think they
can hear us, pigeon.
Don't you think you've already
messed her life up enough?
l just wanted her to be happy.
And now she can be.
Oh, sweetheart.
She's finally found
the prince of her dreams.
But look at me.
Look what l've done for her.
lt's time you stop living
in a fairy tale, Shrek.
She's a princess,
and you're an ogre.
That's something no amount
of potion will ever change.
But...
l love her.
lf you really love her...
you'll let her go.
Shrek?
Senor.
What's going on?
Where are you going?
You wouldn't have had anything to do
with this, would you, Harold?
People just ain't no good
I think that's well understood
There you go, boys.
Just leave the bottle, Doris.
Hey. Why the long face?
lt was all just a stupid mistake.
l never should have rescued her
from that tower in the first place.
l hate Mondays.
l can't believe you'd walk away from
the best thing that happened to you.
What choice do l have?
Prince Charming.
Come on. ls he really
that good-looking?
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