Shrek 2 Page #5

How do you feel?

Do not feel any different.

Look any different?

You still look like an ass to me.

Maybe it does not work on donkeys.

- Well here is to us fiona.

- Shrek?

- You drink that there is no going back.

- Know.

- No more wallowing in the mud?

- Know.

- No more itchy butt crack?

- Know!

- But you love being an ogre!

- Know!

But love fiona more.

Shrek no! Wait!

Got to be think you grabbed

the farty ever after potion.

Maybe it is a dud.

Or maybe Fiona and l

were never meant to be.

Or maybe fiona and

were never meant to be.

Uh oh. What did tell you?

Feel something coming on.

Do not want to die.

Do not want to die. Do not want to die!

Oh sweet sister mother of mercy.

Am melting!

Am melting!

lt is just the rain donkey.

Oh.

Do not worry. Things seem bad

because it is dark and rainy

and fiona father hired

a sleazy hitman to whack you.

lt will be better in the morning.

You will see.

The sun will come out.

Tomorrow

Bet your bottom.

Bet my bottom?

Am coming elizabeth!

Donkey?

Are you all right?

- Hey boss. Let us shave him.

- D donkey?

There you are!

We missed you at dinner.

What is it darling?

Dad.

Have been thinking

about what you said.

And am going to set things right.

Ah! Excellent!

That is my girl.

lt was a mistake to bring shrek here.

Am going to go out and find him.

And then we will go back

to the swamp where we belong.

Fiona please!

Let us not be rash darling.

You cannot go anywhere right now.

Fiona!

Look told you he was here.

Look at him! Quiet. Look at him.

Good morning sleepyhead.

Good morning!

We love your kitty!

Oh. My head.

- Here fetched a pail of water.

Thanks.

Uhh!

Aahh!

Oh.

A cute button nose?

Thick wavy locks?

Taut round buttocks?

Am am.

- Gorgeous!

- Will say.

Am jill. What is your name?

- Um shrek.

- Shrek? Wow. Are you from europe?

- You are tense.

- Want to rub his shoulders.

- Got it covered.

- Do not have anything to rub.

Get in line.

Get in line.

- Have you seen my donkey?

- Who are you calling donkey?

- Donkey? You are a.

- A stallion baby!

Can whinny.

Can count.

Look at me shrek!

Am trotting!

That is some quality potion.

What is in that stuff?

Oh do not take the potion

mister boss it is very bad.

Pah!

Warning side effects may include

burning itching oozing weeping.

Not intended for heart patients

or those with nervous disorders.

Am trotting am trotting in place! Yeah!

What?

Senor? To make the effects

of this potion permanent

the drinker must obtain his

true love kiss by midnight.

Midnight?

Why is it always midnight?

- Pick me! Will be your true love!

- Will be your true love.

Will be true enough.

Look ladies already have a true love.

Oh.

And take it from me boss.

You are going to have

one satisfied princess.

And let us face it.

You are a lot easier on the eyes.

lnside you are the same

old mean salty.

- Easy.

- cantankerous foul

angry ogre you always been.

And you are still the same

annoying donkey.

- Yeah.

Well.

Look out princess.

Here comes the new me.

First things first.

- We need to get you out of those clothes.

- Ready?

- Ready!

- Driver stop!

Oh god! Help me please!

My racing days are over!

Am blind! Tell the truth.

Will ever play the violin again?

You poor creature!

ls there anything

can do for you?

Well guess there is one thing.

Take off the powdered wig

and step away from your drawers.

- Not bad.

- Not bad at all.

Father?

ls everything all right father?

Thank you gentlemen!

Someday will repay you.

Unless of course

cannot find you or if forget.

Oh yeah

Turn and face the strange

Ch ch changes

Do not wanna be a richer one

Ch ch ch ch changes

Turn and face the strange

Ch ch changes

Just gonna have to be

a different man

Time may change me

But cannot trace time

Halt!

Tell princess fiona her husband

sir shrek is here to see her.

Still do not know what

was looking for

And my time was running wild

a million dead end streets

Every time thought

had got it made

It seemed the taste

was not so sweet

- Ch ch ch ch changes

Turn and face the strange

- Shrek?

- Ch ch changes

Do not wanna be a richer one

Time may change me

But cannot trace time

Fiona?

Hello handsome.

Shrek!

- Princess!

- Donkey?

Wow! That potion

worked on you too?

What potion?

Shrek and took some magic potion.

And well.

Now we are sexy!

Shrek?

For you baby could be.

- Yeah you wish.

- Donkey where is shrek?

He went inside looking for you.

Shrek?

Fiona! Fiona!

You want to dance pretty boy?

Are you going so soon?

Do not you want to see your wife?

Fiona?

Shrek?

Aye fiona. lt is me.

What happened to your voice?

The potion changed

a lot of things fiona.

But not the way feel about you.

Fiona?

- Charming?

- Do you think so?

Dad. Was so hoping

you had approve.

- Um Who are you?

- Mom it is me shrek.

Know you never get a second chance

at a first impression

but well what do you think?

Fiona! Fiona!

Fiona!

- Fiona!

- Fiona, Fiona! Ho ho ho!

Oh shoot! Do not think they

can hear us pigeon.

Do not you think you have already

messed her life up enough?

Just wanted her to be happy.

And now she can be.

Oh sweetheart.

She is finally found

the prince of her dreams.

But look at me.

Look what have done for her.

lt iss time you stop living

in a fairy tale shrek.

She is a princess

and you are an ogre.

That is something no amount

of potion will ever change.

But.

love her.

lf you really love her

you will let her go.

Shrek?

Senor.

What is going on?

Where are you going?

You would not have had anything to do

with this would you harold?

People just aint no good

Think that is well understood

There you go boys.

Just leave the bottle doris.

Hey. Why the long face?

lt was all just a stupid mistake.

Never should have rescued her

from that tower in the first place.

Hate mondays.

Cannot believe you had walk away from

the best thing that happened to you.

What choice do have?

She loves that pretty boy

prince charming.

Come on. ls he really

that good looking?

Are you kidding?

He is gorgeous!

He has a face that looks like

it was carved by angels.

- Oh. He sounds dreamy.

- You know

shockingly this is not

making me feel any better.

Look guys.

lt is for the best.

Mom and dad approve

and fiona gets the man

she is always dreamed of.

Everybody wins.

Except for you.

Do not get it shrek.

You love fiona.

Aye.

And that is why

have to let her go.

Excuse me is she here?

She is uh in the back.

Oh hello again.

Fairy godmother. Charming.

You had better have a good reason

for dragging us down here harold.

Well am afraid fiona is not really

warming up to prince charming.

- Fyi not my fault.

- No of course it is not dear.

Mean

how charming can be

when have to pretend

am that dreadful ogre?

No no it is nobody fault.

Perhaps it is best if we just

call the whole thing off okay?

- What?

- You cannot force someone to fall in love!

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