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The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
with fairy dust and he's able to fly.
DONKEY:
Hey! I can fly!
PETER PAN:
He can fly!
3 LITTLE PIGS
He can fly!
HEAD GUARD:
He can talk!
DONKEY:
Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
a flying, talking donkey. You might
have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
to the ground.)
He hits the ground with a thud.
HEAD GUARD:
Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.)
After him!
GUARDS:
He's getting away! Get him! This way!
Turn!
Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.
Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared
for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He
HEAD GUARD:
You there. Ogre!
SHREK:
Aye?
HEAD GUARD:
By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized
to place you both under arrest and transport
you to a designated resettlement facility.
SHREK:
Oh, really? You and what army?
He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well
and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail
and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and
begins walking back to his cottage.
DONKEY:
Can I say something to you? Listen,
you was really, really, really somethin'
back here. Incredible!
SHREK:
Are you talkin' to...(he turns around
and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
around and Donkey is right in front
of him.) Whoa!
DONKEY:
Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell
you that you that you was great back
here? Those guards! They thought they
was all of that. Then you showed up,
and bam! They was trippin' over themselves
like babes in the woods. That really
made me feel good to see that.
SHREK:
Oh, that's great. Really.
DONKEY:
Man, it's good to be free.
SHREK:
Now, why don't you go celebrate your
freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
DONKEY:
But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
stick with you. You're mean, green,
fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
the spit out of anybody that crosses
us.
Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
loudly.
DONKEY:
Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
don't mind me sayin', if that don't
work, your breath certainly will get
the job done, 'cause you definitely
need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
you breath stinks! You almost burned
the hair outta my nose, just like the
time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
continues to talk, so Shrek removes
his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
berries. I had strong gases leaking
out of my butt that day.
SHREK:
Why are you following me?
DONKEY:
I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
me, My problems have all gone, There's
no one to deride me, But you gotta have
faith...
SHREK:
Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
have any friends.
DONKEY:
Wow. Only a true friend would be that
cruelly honest.
SHREK:
Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
me. What am I?
DONKEY:
(looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
tall?
SHREK:
No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
bother you?
DONKEY:
Nope.
SHREK:
Really?
DONKEY:
Really, really.
SHREK:
Oh.
DONKEY:
Man, I like you. What's you name?
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