Shrek Page #3
SHREK:
Uh, Shrek.
DONKEY:
Shrek? Well, you know what I like about
you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
thing. I like that. I respect that,
Shrek. You all right. (They come over
a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
in place like that?
SHREK:
That would be my home.
DONKEY:
Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
You know you are quite a decorator.
It's amazing what you've done with such
a modest budget. I like that boulder.
That is a nice boulder. I guess you
don't entertain much, do you?
SHREK:
I like my privacy.
DONKEY:
You know, I do too. That's another thing
we have in common. Like I hate it when
you got somebody in your face. You've
trying to give them a hint, and they
won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
(awkward silence) Can I stay with you?
SHREK:
Uh, what?
DONKEY:
Can I stay with you, please?
SHREK:
(sarcastically) Of course!
DONKEY:
Really?
SHREK:
No.
DONKEY:
Please! I don't wanna go back there!
You don't know what it's like to be
considered a freak. (pause while he
looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.
But that's why we gotta stick together.
You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!
SHREK:
Okay! Okay! But one night only.
DONKEY:
Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)
SHREK:
What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto
a chair.) No! No!
DONKEY:
This is gonna be fun! We can stay up
late, swappin' manly stories, and in
the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.
SHREK:
Oh!
DONKEY:
Where do, uh, I sleep?
SHREK:
(irritated) Outside!
DONKEY:
Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,
I don't know you, and you don't know
me, so I guess outside is best, you
know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek
slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do
like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was
born outside. I'll just be sitting by
myself outside, I guess, you know. By
myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's
no one here beside me...
SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT
Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights
a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a
noise. He stands up with a huff.
SHREK:
(to Donkey) I thought I told you to
stay outside.
DONKEY:
(from the window) I am outside.
There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that
made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns
and spots 3 blind mice on his table.
BLIND MOUSE1
Well, gents, it's a far cry from the
farm, but what choice do we have?
BLIND MOUSE2
It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
GORDO:
(bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.
SHREK:
Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes
and lands on his shoulder.)
GORDO:
I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's
ear)
SHREK:
Ow!
GORDO:
Blah! Awful stuff.
BLIND MOUSE1
Is that you, Gordo?
GORDO:
How did you know?
SHREK:
Enough! (he grabs the 3 mice) What are
you doing in my house? (He gets bumped
from behind and he drops the mice.)
Hey! (he turns and sees the Seven Dwarves
with Snow White on the table.) Oh, no,
no, no. Dead broad off the table.
DWARF:
Where are we supposed to put her? The
bed's taken.
SHREK:
Huh?
Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain.
The Big Bad Wolf is sitting in the bed. The wolf just looks at
him.
BIG BAD WOLF:
What?
TIME LAPSE:
Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging
him to the front door.
SHREK:
I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm
a terrifying ogre! What do I have to
do get a little privacy? (He opens the
front door to throw the Wolf out and
he sees that all the collected Fairy
Tale Creatures are on his land.) Oh,
no. No! No!
The 3 bears sit around the fire, the pied piper is playing his
pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing
flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc.
SHREK:
What are you doing in my swamp? (this
echoes and everyone falls silent.)
Gasps are heard all around. The 3 good fairies hide inside a
tent.
SHREK:
All right, get out of here. All of you,
move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya!
Hapaya! Hey! Quickly. Come on! (more
dwarves run inside the house) No, no!
No, no. Not there. Not there. (they
shut the door on him) Oh! (turns to
look at Donkey)
DONKEY:
Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite
them.
PINOCCHIO:
Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
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