Shrek Page #4
SHREK:
What?
PINOCCHIO:
We were forced to come here.
SHREK:
(flabbergasted) By who?
LITTLE PIG:
Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed
and he...signed an eviction notice.
SHREK:
(heavy sigh) All right. Who knows where
this Farquaad guy is?
Everyone looks around at each other but no one answers.
DONKEY:
Oh, I do. I know where he is.
SHREK:
Does anyone else know where to find
him? Anyone at all?
DONKEY:
Me! Me!
SHREK:
Anyone?
DONKEY:
Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know!
Me, me!
SHREK:
(sigh) Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy
tale things. Do not get comfortable.
Your welcome is officially worn out.
In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad
right now and get you all off my land
and back where you came from! (Pause.
Then the crowd goes wild.) Oh! (to Donkey)
You! You're comin' with me.
DONKEY:
All right, that's what I like to hear,
man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart
friends, off on a whirlwind big-city
adventure. I love it!
DONKEY:
(singing) On the road again. Sing it
with me, Shrek. I can't wait to get
on the road again.
SHREK:
What did I say about singing?
DONKEY:
Can I whistle?
SHREK:
No.
DONKEY:
Can I hum it?
SHREK:
All right, hum it.
Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'.
DULOC - KITCHEN
A masked man is torturing the Gingerbread Man. He's continually
dunking him in a glass of milk. Lord Farquaad walks in.
FARQUAAD:
That's enough. He's ready to talk.
The Gingerbread Man is pulled out of the milk and slammed down
onto a cookie sheet. Farquaad laughs as he walks over to the
table. However when he reaches the table we see that it goes
up to his eyes. He clears his throat and the table is lowered.
FARQUAAD:
(he picks up the Gingerbread Man's legs
and plays with them) Run, run, run,
as fast as you can. You can't catch
me. I'm the gingerbread man.
GINGERBREAD MAN:
You are a monster.
FARQUAAD:
I'm not the monster here. You are. You
and the rest of that fairy tale trash,
poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell
me! Where are the others?
GINGERBREAD MAN:
Eat me! (He spits milk into Farquaad's
eye.)
FARQUAAD:
I've tried to be fair to you creatures.
Now my patience has reached its end!
Tell me or I'll...(he makes as if to
pull off the Gingerbread Man's buttons)
GINGERBREAD MAN:
No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop
buttons.
FARQUAAD:
All right then. Who's hiding them?
GINGERBREAD MAN:
Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the
muffin man?
FARQUAAD:
The muffin man?
GINGERBREAD MAN:
The muffin man.
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