Shut Up and Kiss Me Page #7

why it wasn't me.

No.

I knew going into this

that I was scared to date you.

I was afraid that if something

like this happened,

you would wanna end it.

Yeah, I wish I could.

I can't, I'm all in.

That's the problem.

Ben...

you've got to know

you're the only thing

that's makes me happy, okay?

Yoursmile melts my heart.

This whole thing, it's just really

new for me, you know?

I know.

Just shut up and kiss me now,

and let's just remember

what we have, okay?

M' [rock]

HeYl You awake?

I love you.

[Callie]

Wow, so he told you

he loved you?

Oh, he's so staying faithful,

then.

Yeah, but he told me

whilel was sleeping,

so it doesn't really count.

Oh, no, thatjust means

he meant it more.

He's not trying to get

in your pants.

He already got the goods,

and he said it

while you were sleeping.

So you think

he will stay faithful?

Oh, babe,

so staying faithful.

Brad, you're

the voice of reason.

Do you think

he's going to stay faithful?

Depends how good

the sex was.

It is not about the sex.

Ben, he will.

Oh, baby.

He's a man.

It's always about the sex.

Always about the sex.

You guys,

we're making sandwiches.

That's gross.

And if it is "about the sex,"

then you can give me

a V, dot the I,

cross the T, 0, R, Y

What the f*** was that?

Okay, that's a cheer,

and it spells victory, duh.

No, it doesn't,

not at all.

Yes, it does.

Give me a V, dot the I,

cross the T, 0, R, Y

Victory.

Yeah, that spells "vitory."

What the hell's a vitory?

Vitory-do.

Whatever,

f*** the both of y'all.

It was great sex, okay?

Oh, really?

Are you in love with him?

Oh, my God, listen.

Am I gonna be

the only voice of reason here?

Ben, this guy's

a waste of your time.

No, okay, 0ne--

I thinkl might be failing

in love with him,

and two--

I can't help how I feel,

so can we

just have a beer with lunch

and celebrate my "vitory" sex?

Can we also celebrate

you being delusional?

Brad, just stop.

Just stop.

And I can't.

Yes, you can.

Your husband thinks

I'm a delusional train wreck,

so you can have one beer

with lunch.

Shut up.

[Callie]

Mm-hmm.

Are you serious?

Oh, my God,

congratulations.

Thank you.

I can't believe that.

Right there.

I cannot believe you guys let me

ramble on and on

about my stupid vitory sex.

When did you find out?

Last night.

Oh, my God,

so I know this is

your moment and everything,

but I cannot believe

I'm gonna be an uncle.

I can't believe it.

Oh, my God,

what are you gonna name it?

I don't know.

What if it's a boy?

Icould name it Benny.

Benny! Baby Benny.

Baby Benny.

Oh, Baby Benny,

that's so cute.

No, it's-- double no.

No, we'll talk about that--

You'll be lucky if you even

get to baby-sit,

commitment-phobe.

Oh, I'm gonna baby-sit

your baby.

No, we're gonna pay

for the little girl across the street.

Just trust me.

Yeah, your baby's gonna be a diva.

I can't believe

I'm gonna be an uncle.

I know,

that's pretty awesome.

Callie and Brad

have been trying for a while.

Yeah.

God, I love

the way you feel.

I can't imagine

not being around you.

Me eithen

Yeah, just let me

finish, okay?

You are one of the most

thoughtful, fun guys

I've ever been around...

not to mention you

are sexy as hell.

Thank you.

Ican honestly look

to the future,

and I can see us

with our own place,

one or two dogs

running

around the backyard.

Maybe three.

Two. Okay?

Okay.

And having said all this...

I love you.

And I cannot fathom having

to break your heart again.

So don't.

You didn't break my heart.

Yes, I did,

and it's not that easy.

I slept

with another guy again.

Tell me

Idid notjust hear that.

You love me, and you're sleeping

with random men?

It's not that easy

to explain.

I'm sorry.

I don't want you

to be sorry.

I want you

tojust want to be with me.

How f***ing pathetic

and desperate do I sound?

Just like that,

you expect me to change?

I told you from the beginning,

this is who I was. Okay?

I can't change who I am,

and neither can you.

Ijust don't understand.

Look, what happens

ifl have an indiscretion

and you break it off? Huh?

You'd be willing to throw

all this away

over something so stupid

and meaningless?

If it is so meaningless

then why are you doing it?

It's just who I am,

but I'm trying, okay?

You're not trying, Grey.

This is not rocket science.

It's sex.

It d0esn'tjust happen.

That's something you hear

in a movie.

Okay, it's not

"I'm walking down the street,

and my pants fell off

and my dick fell in his mouth."

All right, quit being

an a**hole, okay?

Yeah, I'm the one

that's being the a**hole.

All rig ht, look.

I knew there was no way

I was ever going to be able

to tell you all this...

so I wrote it down

for you in a letten

Great.

You love me.

You're sorry you're sleeping

with other men,

and you're writing it

in a letten

You're breaking my heart here.

I hope you know that.

Just calm down,

read the letter,

and call me later, okay?

Why? You obviously won't have

a problem moving on.

Hey, don't get like this,

okay?

D0n't--

Don't touch me.

Don't be this way.

Don't shut down.

Yeah, just go.

Just go.

All right.

Fine.

Oh, wait.

What?

Hello?

Why did you sleep

with those other guys?

Jesus, Benny,

we're here again?

Wejust had this conversation

two seconds ago.

Look, I know you're angry,

but there is nothing I can say

that's gonna change your mind

or fix your broken heart.

I am trying to be okay

with this.

You are, you're trying,

but you're not.

You're just like me.

We're two grown men,

and we're both set in our ways.

I am so sorry.

I'm not doing this

to be selfish, okay?

Ijust want you to know

that I can't do this

knowing that I'm going

to break your heart again.

Um...

What?

You can't even talk

about it now

when it's the easy stuff.

What's gonna happen

later on down the road

when it's the tough stuff?

I don't want you to go.

I just don't want you

to sleep with other people.

Oh, is that all?

Look, I need someone

who's going to be truly okay

with this, and it's not you.

I want you to understand

I'm not doing this

to hurt you.

[whispering]

Ben, Ben, God...

Ben, Ben.

[both weeping]

I don't want you to feel

this way.

I am so sorry.

You're sorry.

Y0u-- You are sorry.

You should go.

You're right.

You're not going to change,

and you know what?

Neither am I.

Ben, please.

Ben, come on.

No.

No.

You know what?

You're pathetic.

You're pathetic.

You can't do this?

I can't do this.

This is done.

Okay, did you hear me?

It's done.

Don't call me.

Don't write me.

Just go.

Please, just go.

[whispers]

Ben, please--

Just go.

Get out of my house.

[weeping]

F***.

There he is.

He's right there.

Oh, he looks cute.

Ben, over here.

Hi.

Ben, this is Gage.

Gage, Ben.

Hi.

Hi.

You know this is

a total set up, right?

No, no it's not.

It's okay.

You didn't tell me

your friend was this handsome.

I know, right?

That's why he's

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