Shut Up and Kiss Me Page #6
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of my new piercing, everyone.
Oh, T-M-I.
New topic, anyone?
[doorbell rings]
Guys, please behave
and do not embarrass me.
Thank you.
So Grey,
do you know Ben
has a phobia of commitment?
Brad, stop.
Grey, Ben is a great guy.
Big 0l' bottom.
You hurt him,
I'll f***in' kill ya.
Oh, Vinnie,
will you kill them?
Zip it.
So there's not really
much of a warm up
with this crew, is there?
No,
this is exactly
why they've never met anyone
I've dated before.
Thank you
for embarrassing me, guys.
Thank you. Glad we got that
out of the way.
Wait, you guys have never met
anyone that Ben's dated, ever?
You are officially
the first.
It's the darnedest thing,
For some reason
he never keeps them
around long enough
for us to actually meet--
aah...
Okay, I'm officially
worried now.
Don't be.
We're an easy group.
So Grey,
you got a straight brother?
No, two sisters actually,
both married.
That's a shame,
because you're hot.
Grey, if Ben brings you around,
you are officially
part of the family.
And with that, ladies,
let's go and make these boys
some drinks.
Like a good woman should.
[slaps] Aah.
You keep it up
and no sex foryou.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
You're mine.
I miss you already.
See what I'm talking about?
She's got me
in the f***ing Cobra Clutch.
Jesus.
Vinnie, don't ever leave me.
Ifl can't have you,
nobody can.
Because I'm a cuckoo psycho.
Cuckoo.
Keep laughing.
You're boy is a funny guy.
Wait till it happens to you.
That's exactly
what the f*** she's like.
I'm back.
I couldn't be
away from you.
Why do you gotta
always hang on me?
So Grey,
you're a designer?
Yeah, mainly I remodel
high end hotels and stuff.
Mm, do you think you can get us
Uh, no, sorry.
So Grey,
I hear you don't believe
in monogamy.
Okay, Brad, thank you.
Thank you for that, Brad.
I have never shown you
the back yard.
Backyard--
code word for "backdoor"?
Okay, let's go.
So Grey was nice.
Yeah.
He's seems sweet,
and you guys seem like you
really like each other
Oh, my gosh,
those sheep are so cute.
Look at 'em.
[sheep bleats]
Yeah, I guess, for sheep.
Why are sheep
always the target
for farmers to have sex with?
I don't know.
I've never had sex
with a sheep.
Well, that's good for you,
Are you are kidding me?
Oh.
Do you think it's
because they don't kick
like a horse does?
Sara, I don't know.
I've never had sex
with any farm animal.
I mean, I guess
ifl had to figure it out,
I don't know, maybe it's
because they don't bite?
Oh, good point.
I do like Grey for you,
though.
All right,
out of left field.
And I like Grey for me, too.
Hey, you know
he's gonna come over,
and we're gonna have
a take-out date tomorrow night.
Do you wanna come over, too?
And be the third wheel?
No, thanks.
A.D.D. Interiors.
Who's this?
Hi, Ben.
How are you doing?
Hold on one sec.
Grey, it's your boyfriend.
Knock it off.
He's not my boyfriend.
Shut up.
Hey.
Yeah, you need me to stop by
the store and pick up anything?
All right.
I'll see you around 7:00.
All right, bye.
You got a date, huh?
Look at you blush.
You really like him.
Shut up.
Don't you got something
you gotta file or something?
No.
Well find something.
No, I don't.
Yeah, you do.
[laughs]
You're awful quiet.
You don't like the food?
The food's fine.
It's just--
[Sighs]
I had a foreman
f*** up on a job today,
and it's just given me
a headache.
That sucks.
Yeah.
I'll tell you what.
If you clear the table,
I'll give you a back rub.
Really?
Really.
A good one.
You said something
about a back rub?
Yeah, well that was faster
than expected.
Lean back.
Oh, God, that's good.
So what exactly do I get
ifl mop the floor?
Well, I am sure
we can negotiate on something.
[Grey chuckles]
You are really tense.
Did you have more than
one problem at work today?
Hello?
Earth to Grey.
Yeah.
You got something
on your mind?
No, no.
Actually yeah, I do.
Have a seat.
All rig ht, well,
this doesn't sound too good.
All right...
so afterl got off the phone
with you today,
I-- I hooked up with a guy.
You what?
Look, I didn't go out looking
for it.
Itjust happened.
Oh, itjust happened.
It'sjusta guy thatl hook up
with from time to time.
So this is a regular thing?
Ben, when we got together,
I told you that
I didn't believe in monogamy.
That's why I was so worried
about dating you.
you can stay so green
and keep
your Midwestern values
in a city like this, but--
I'm green because
I don't hook up with randoms.
All rig ht, okay, now,
don't get so upset.
I knew
I shouldn't have told you.
Yeah,
you should have told me,
but then you're gonna sit there
and tell me this is all
because I'm green
because I don't hook up
like a slut.
But you are green, okay?
but face it, you are green.
I mean, have you ever been
to a sex club?
No.
Ever had a three way?
No, but that doesn't make me
green
because I'm not hooking up
with randoms.
But it does.
I'm sorry if that offends you,
but let's face it.
I'm a man,
and I'm not dead yet.
You're a man,
and you're not dead?
Well how f***ing Zen
of you, Grey.
Come on, grow up.
You see, that's whyl didn't
want to tell you any of this.
I didn't want this
to upset you.
Don't take it so personal.
Don't take this personal?
You don't think this all starts
with us being personal?
Come on, okay?
Wrong choice of words.
Just don't take it that way.
Why don't you tell me
how you did mean it?
How about we spend
the next few months
just filling up your days
and then you can run off and
sleep with whomever you want?
First of all,
did you ever stop to think
that this wasn't
all about you? Huh?
You're delusional.
Second of all,
maybe I'm falling for you,
okay?
Do you have any idea
how hard that is for me?
Well I might be falling
for you, too,
but if this is so hard on you,
why would you sleep
with someone else?
Have you ever thought
that I was terrified
that I would get you positive?
Do you have any idea
what that's like?
I live with that fear
every day.
That's really unfain
Now, I don't know
what that's like,
and I'm sorry to be
insensitive,
but you cheated.
Grow up.
I slept with someone.
Look, you and I spend
every day togethen
We go to the movies.
We go hiking.
No guy I've hook up
with has slept in my bed.
You do.
No guyl sleep with
has met my friends,
but you have.
You've got to factor that in,
okay?
I told you from day one
that I was not monogamous.
I don't say these things
to hurt you,
but you're the one who said
you'd always wanna know.
[weeping]
I just didn't think
it would feel like
I got punched in the throat.
I am sorry, okay?
Am I doing something wrong?
You can tell me.
Ijust don't know
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