Shut Up and Kiss Me Page #5
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This is a carpet picnic.
Oh, it's a carpet picnic.
Yeah, it's like a picnic,
but it's on the carpet
A carpet picnic.
Yeah. Sit down.
So, I wasn't sure
what you liked,
so I got a little bit
of everything.
This looks great.
Thank you.
Champagne?
That's classy, nice touch.
Thank you.
So how was your day?
It was good.
You really went all out here,
didn't you?
Yeah.
I wanted to show you
what it was like
to be on a real date.
Oh, this is a date.
Yes, this is a date.
I have to tell you.
I really do have
a crush on you.
Really?
Well, so you know,
the feeling's mutual, so...
to mutual crushes.
To mutual crushes.
S0... you said you were
from Jersey, right?
Yeah, I grew up
in northwest Jersey,
and I grew upon a farm
with all these animals
running around,
so I wanted to be
a veterinarian as a kid.
Then I realized you had
to cut them open,
so then I didn't want to be
a veterinarian anymore.
Yeah, well cutting animals open
isn't so bad when you realize
you're helping them.
Yeah.
So, where did you grow up?
Me, I grew up in Cincinnati,
been out here
for about 12 years.
I mean, I love the city,
but eventually
I'd like to move up north
and just get out.
To where?
I don't know.
Mendocino maybe,
or Shelter Cove.
I go hiking and camping
up there a lot, s0--
I camp all the time.
Yeah, I love to camp.
Really?
I do.
What did you want to be
when you were a kid?
I wanted to race cars.
How's thatworking out?
Not so much.
So, you know what else?
When I was a kid--
How about you just shut up
and kiss me already?
Yeah, I-- well, I--
N0, n0, no, no--
There's no more talking,
not for one whole minute.
[cell phone rings]
That's your phone.
So?
You should answer it.
I mean, it could be important.
It's not important.
Now where were we?
I don't know.
I think the moment
might have passed.
I don't think so.
Thank God.
What?
That you're a good kissen
I mean, what ifyou
were a bad kisser,
and, you know,
there's this chemistry,
but what if that was like,
beginner's luck?
I mean, I might need
a do-overjust to be sure.
You want a mulligan?
I do.
So I did something today.
Really, what was that?
I went down to
the Department of Public Health,
and I spoke to a counselor
about HIV,
found out what things
were safer than others.
Really?
Yeah.
I know it's early,
I just--
well, I like you,
and I wanted to be prepared.
[chuckles]
That's, like, the nicest thing
any0ne's done for me
in a long time.
You know, I miss outon so much
all because
I have this damn bug,
and I can't seem to get
rid of it.
I have zero viral load,
but it's still there.
It's okay.
I really do like you.
I like you, too.
I wonder if you'd be good
to cuddle with.
Well, maybe one of these days,
if you're nice,
I'll let you find out.
you know,
take you for a test drive,
see how I fit in the nook.
Into the what?
The nook.
Just lay on your back.
I'll show you.
Okay, so the nook
is this area here.
[Sighs]
Well? Survey says?
It's nice.
So do you do this
on all your dates?
Oh, I knew you'd call it
a date,
and, no, I do not.
Well, this is nice.
Mm-hmm.
I don't really date
that much.
Me neither
H 9Y-
Yeah.
[Yawning]
Really?
Yeah.
Do you have to work
in the morning?
No.
It's late, though.
Ishould probably let you
get to bed.
You know, you could come
to bed with me.
Not for sex. I don't want
to have sex with you.
Well--
I mean, I do want to have sex
with you.
I don't want to have sex
with you tonight.
Does that make sense?
I'm rambling.
Yeah, you're rambling.
Yeah.
S0...
why don't you go ahead
and lead the way, handsome?
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh.
You're just gonna get
into bed fully dressed?
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, how about we take off
some of these clothes
and get
a little more comfortable?
Some of these clothes.
Yeah.
Such as?
Let's start with the shirt.
It's your turn.
By all means.
God, you're
such a good kisser
That's because
I have a good partnen
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
What?
Let's just hang on f0r--
Slow down a little bit.
Yeah, behave.
No, you're rig ht.
We should slow down.
Yeah.
No, n0...
Dude, you have to get off
because if you don't,
I'm gonna f***ing rape you.
You can't rape the willing.
All right.
Sleep?
All rig ht,
sleep, okay.
One more kiss.
All right, I'll be good.
Get off.
Off. Off.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Oh, good morning,
Sleeping Beauty.
How are you?
Good morning, handsome.
How did you sleep?
[sighs]
Good. You?
I slept good, too.
Good.
Listen, I gotta head out soon.
No.
No, no, no, that's 0kay--
No, stay in bed with me.
You got a big day planned?
No, I'm just gonna
work out.
Yeah?
What about you?
I gotta head into the office
in a while, but...
I just gotta tell you
that was a hell ofa night
last night.
One heck of a date.
Yeah, it was.
So when can I see you again?
I don't know.
What are you doing later?
Seeing you.
Good answen
So, how's that blue bail
situation, kid?
It's the same.
No sex.
Just f*** already.
It's been long enough.
It's been two days,
and I'm saving myself.
For what?
You're not a virgin, Ben.
Well, I am with Grey.
Do you even hear yourself?
Yeah, butl really like
this guy,
and if the sex it bad,
I'm gonna lose interest.
So you move on.
Next
You know, first time sex
is always tricky.
Aren't you the one
who always told me,
"The more you know somebody,
the better sex is?"
Yeah, that was me lying
to myself.
First time sex
ever been tricky for you?
No, I mean,
I murderthat sh*t, kid.
How's that?
0k, listen.
Sex and love are separate,
right?
Like, I could bang a broad
and not love hen
Y0u-- You get it all twisted.
You think
thatjust because you had sex,
automatically
you need to fall in love.
That's ridiculous.
No, it isn't.
I separate
what needs to be separated.
You act like you're all moral,
but you do the same sh*t
except you create
this huge fig ht
to break up with the dude
instead of being direct.
No, I don't.
You know,
I used to do that,
but that's just because I
hadn't found the right guy yet.
Or it's because
you're just like me,
and you're afraid to commit.
No.
Whateven
[phone rings]
Oh, it's Grey.
So answer it.
No. No.
He called you
Yeah?
Listen, I can't be
too readily available, okay?
Oh, so now we're
playing games, huh?
It's not good, Ben.
It's not good.
You guys are so sweet.
Ben and Grey making it official
on Facebook.
Yeah, we've been dating
for a few months,
so I figure, why not?
Yeah.
Really?
Who does that?
Isn't Facebook
for, like, 14-year-old girls
and future pedophiles?
No.
Listen, you're straight
and married.
I don't expect you
to understand.
Yes, butl think
it's great.
all the time
on my Blackberry.
I put up pictures today
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