Sideways Page #6
PHYLLIS:
I just remember you jogging. So when's
the wedding?
MILES:
(irritated)
This Saturday, Mom, remember? We
told you.
JACK:
And Miles is my best man, Mrs.
Raymond. My main man.
PHYLLIS:
(another drink of
wine)
Miles, when are you going to get
married again?
MILES:
I just got divorced. Phyllis.
JACK:
Two years ago, buddy.
PHYLLIS:
You should get back together with
Victoria. She was good for you.
Embarrassed for his friend, Jack just stares at his food.
PHYLLIS:
She was good for you.
(turning to Jack)
And so beautiful and intelligent.
You knew her, right?
JACK:
Oh, yeah. Real well. Still do.
PHYLLIS:
I'm worried about you, Miles. Do you
need some money?
MILES:
I'm fine.
Miles takes another drink of wine.
CUT TO BLACK:
UNDER BLACK, a CARD --
SUNDAY:
MILES (O.S.)
Jack. Jack.
INT. MILES'S APARTMENT BEDROOM - DAY
Jack finally awakens with a start and finds Miles standing
above him, shaking him.
WIDE --
As Jack gets up, we see he has crashed on Phyllis's bed
adorned with all her decorative PILLOWS.
INT. MILES'S MOTHER'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
Still in her pantsuit and smeared makeup, Phyllis lies
sprawled and snoring on the sofa. On the TV, ostensibly never
turned off the night before, is an inane CARTOON.
As Miles opens the front door, he spots Jack heading toward
the TV to turn it off. Miles waves him off.
MILES:
(a loud whisper)
She'll wake up.
As they leave and Miles closes the front door quietly behind
him, we PAN to the flowers still wrapped and forgotten on a
side table.
INT. ROADSIDE IHOP - DAY
TWO PLATES OF FOOD float in front of two breasts tucked inside
a zippered uniform.
WIDER --
Disheveled and unshaven, Jack and Miles are served breakfast
by a young, innocently sexy WAITRESS. Jack leers after her.
JACK:
F***, man. Too early in the morning
for that, you know what I mean?
MILES:
She's a kid, Jack. I don't even look
at that stuff anymore.
JACK:
That's your problem, Miles.
MILES:
As if she'd even be attracted to
guys like us in the first place.
JACK:
Speak for yourself. I get chicks
looking at me all the time. All ages.
MILES:
It's not worth it. You pay too big a
price. It's never free.
They eat in silence a moment.
JACK:
You need to get laid.
Miles shrugs off the comment.
JACK:
It'd be the best thing for you. You
know what? I'm going to get you laid
this week. That's going to be my
best man gift to you. I'm not going
to give you a pen knife or a gift
certificate or any of that other
horseshit.
MILES:
I'd rather have a knife.
JACK:
No. No. You've been officially
depressed for like two years now,
and you were always a negative guy
anyway, even in college. Now it's
worse -- you're wasting away. Teaching
English to f***ing eighth-graders
when they should be reading what you
wrote. Your books.
MILES:
I'm working on it.
Miles concentrates on his eggs and hash browns
JACK:
You still seeing that shrink?
MILES:
I went on Monday. But I spent most
of the time helping him with his
computer.
JACK:
Well, I say f*** therapy and what's
that stuff you take, Xanax?
MILES:
And Lexapro, yes.
JACK:
Well, I say f*** that. You need to
get your joint worked on, that's
what you need.
MILES:
Jack. This week is not about me.
It's about you. I'm going to show
you a good time. We're going to drink
a lot of good wine, play some golf,
eat some great food, enjoy the scenery
and send you off in style.
JACK:
And get your bone smooched.
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