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Synopsis: Simon, 35, has returned to live temporarily with his father. They make life unbearable for each other. To add spice to this situation, Uncle Maurice and Aunt Mala, Ernest's brother and sister, meddle in everything and, notably, try to find a "nice little Jewish girl" for Simon to marry. When Ernest passes away, Simon fulfils his father's last request: bury him in the village where he was born, in the depths of Ukraine. And so Simon finds himself caught up in an event-packed road movie in the company of his paranoid old uncle, his aunt who nags him endlessly about his "Goy dancer", his six-years-old son, his father's body and his ghost, and also a rabbit. Not to mention his ex who hassles him by phone. The journey will be nothing like a cruise down the Nile!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Micha Wald
Production: Haut et Court
 
IMDB:
6.2
Year:
2009
100 min
11 Views


Why are you here?

This is where we hid

when the Germans wanted

to transfer us to Auschwitz.

This is Dan Salesmann,

my old friend.

Remember, l told you about him

and his crooked back.

He didn't make it,

like the others.

Just think!

Your son's a fine man.

Does he have a girlfriend?

ls he married? Any children?

Spare me... An uncircumsised son

with a goy dancer!

And before they even married,

they split up!

My son,

you've no idea how happy l am

that you came here

with my little Schmuli.

Dad?

Dad?

Dad!

Schmuli! Where were you?

Come on, let's go.

Friendly guys...

lt's all in Russian.

Sh*t, my car...

They'll turn it into a Lada

at this rate.

What do you think

they're looking for?

No idea.

Stay right here, ok.

Where's that rabbit from?

From the camp where Grandpa

was a prisoner during the war.

Why didn't you tell Dad?

We'll catch a duck

and eat it for supper.

Gently.

To think he abandoned us

at the side ofthe road,

the meshuge!

You know,

l think he has a broken heart.

That's why he's a meshuge.

Believe me.

Damn rabbit!

Honestly, Schmuli...

Dad's had enough ofyour rabbit.

lt's making him sneeze a lot.

Dad must be allergic.

Open your windowthen.

lt's raining!

l don't believe this road.

We'll keep it a bit, then let it go.

No way. Michal is staying with us.

Why call it Michal?

Like Kapo Michal.

Give me a break with Kapo Michal.

Find another name.

Michal is a dumb name.

l'll call it Karl then!

All right, stick to Michal.

Ok, Schmuli?

Are you ok?

Yes...

Give me your hand.

Are you ok?

Yes, sweetheart, l'm fine.

Sh*t!

Sh*t, my car! l don't believe it.

F***ing hell!

Dad, we forgot my rabbit.

Never mind.

l'll buy you another in Belgium.

You look really smart like that.

l hope those dumb Lubavitchers

weren't wrong.

ls it far, Dad?

Yes.

Are you keeping...

- Are you keeping the yarmulke?

- Yes!

Grandpa's fallen off!

Quick!

ls Grandpa's honey in there?

And so he's travelling with her

forever now?

Why put them in a hole

ifthey're travelling forever?

lt's so we can remember them.

This is a place

where we can think about them.

lt's too far to come here often.

Dad, is E.T. buried here?

E.T.?

l don't think he's Jewish.

He must be buried on his planet.

They don't have burials

on his planet.

What do they do then?

l don't now.

Maybe they let them rot away.

Not a bad idea.

Hi, son.

You made it here at last. Mazel rov!

l'm proud ofyou.

Stop sneaking up on me.

l can't help it. l'm a ghost.

Vey funny.

ls it true about Sarah?

She's why you wanted to come here?

Who is she? Were you really married?

She was the prettiest woman

around here.

She had a lovely pair of breasts...

They all wanted to mary her

but l'm the one who got her.

l loved her so much.

But she died too young,

just after the war ended.

How?

She fell in the river.

She caught a chill and died.

lt broke my heart.

For a vey long time.

That's why l wory about you,

my son.

l know you.

Your heart's fragile like mine

and l'm worried that dancer

will break your heart.

lt's a terrible thing.

But enough ofthat.

l'll be seeing Sarah tomorrow.

She won't believe it when l turn up.

But...

What about Mum?

l loved your mother vey much too.

Thanks to her, l had you.

But she wasn't prem, poor thing,

and she really got on my nerves!

Now l'm dead,

l'm going to be with Sarah.

l really have to go now.

Don't wory, son.

Bye, Dad.

Mala!

Maurice!

Cori?

Who is it now? Who is it?

Hold on, l can't hear you.

What?

Sh*t, my battey's dead.

Sh*t!

Pick up that talisman, Simon.

lt contains

the Great Solomon's psalms.

Hello, Corazon?

lt's over, we're at Lvov airport,

heading back.

Listen...

Call off Interpol

and your Garcia lawyer guy.

l know it's not funny.

l'm a bastard?

Ok, fine, l am a bastard.

About shared custody...

We'll talk about it later.

l want to take him to the sea

this weekend. Can l keep him?

You want to come too? What for?

What about Karl?

You don't care? Great...

You bet, you threatened me

with prison, remember?

Sure l'm pissed off.

Ok, l'll take back what l said.

Stop yelling in Spanish, please.

lt's a really good idea.

l should have asked you.

Simon!

So don't come.

You'd have ruined the day anyway.

Ok, l'll take that back. l'm sory.

Yes, l'm sory.

Coming anyway?

Yes, l'd like that.

l'd really like that.

Sh*t! l have to go! Take care.

F***...

l don't believe it!

Sir... Please, sir...

Sh*t!

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Micha Wald

Micha Wald (born 1974) is a Belgian film director and screenwriter. His short film Alice and I (2004) received the Joseph Plateau Award for Best Short Film at the 17th Joseph Plateau Awards. Wald made his feature-length debut in 2007 with In the Arms of My Enemy (Voleurs de chevaux), which premiered at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival and earned him a nomination for the Caméra d'Or.Wald next wrote and directed the film Simon Konianski (2009), starring Jonathan Zaccaï. The film had its world premiere at the 2009 Festival Paris Cinéma. more…

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