Skid Marks Page #9

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Opposites attract.

Yeah, I'm on fire.

Great, we have skydiving after lunch!

Aw, I thought we were

going bungee jumping!

And, apparently, love is blind.

Wow, does he have to wear the Speedo?

Oh my God, I think I

just threw up in my mouth.

After Sarge won his

lawsuit against the city,

he reconnected with Lai Mei's mama-san,

Phat Ho.

I just love saying that.

Anyhow, they started

a very successful

dry-cleaning business.

I get all my shirts done there.

Oh, that's sweet.

And that's kinky.

And my BFFs Neil and Bob?

Well, they're enjoying some quality time

at Bayside's very own country club.

Do you think

we're have--

having macaroni and

cheese tonight, homie?

I understand they're

making a lot of new friends.

I miss Bob sometimes.

( snapping )

Okay.

I think I'm gonna send

'em some lube next month.

DIC above BALS, always.

Okay, give it a rest, Bob, that

stuff only happens in movies.

Very big movies.

Ooh, was that the lunch bell?

Seems that the captain still

hasn't given up on love.

Some of these guys in

here are homosexuals!

That ass is mine.

You know that, right?

And, me, I finally passed

the paramedic entrance test.

I have the next two days off duty.

The rest is none of your damn business.

Uh...

Well, somebody's on duty.

You are a sick, sick lady.

Baby, there's no cure for horny.

Tell me about it.

All right, all right,

you've seen enough.

'Til next time, amigos.

What's One-Foot say?

Over and out, mo-suckas!

( man )

Mark it.

( man )

Roll "B," common marker.

Action!

( groaning )

When you cross the

street and you see me,

you're crossing a ninja.

That's a warning.

My balls feel like they're

in the hands of Satan!

Let go, Satan!

Wow! Do that again, I like it!

( laughing )

Turn it off!

I got it, I--

Turn off the wiper!

I'm gonna get

you, you son of a--

( groaning )

Okay, okay.

Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t.

( Neil )

Hi, Mrs. Limison, great to see you.

May I say you look lovely tonight?

Thanks again for having me over.

Hard and fast.

( groaning and laughing )

Clear!

( No-Legs )

Come here, mamasita! Come here!

Oh, you look good!

Come here, culo negro!

I like black boys! Come here, culo!

( shouting )

( growling )

Oh, oh, oh! Oh!

How does that look?

( laughing )

Do me, do me, do me!

That'll be a hundred bucks.

( crew laughing )

Don't do it. Okay.

Oh, God!

( grunting )

Sir, you are gonna need to

give us the cup right now!

We need the cup.

We need the cup right now!

I will take you by force,

do you understand me?

Don't look at me!

I am a-- I am a bear

and I am coming for you!

Give him the cup!

Oh, great, he's French!

It's sexy.

Should I put this on there too?

( man )

Yeah.

( laughing )

I know what you're thinking,

Pierce Brosnan, right?

Neil!

Neil! What?

What is your problem!

Okay, Operation Santa

Claus! Switch the tanks!

( laughing )

Look at me!

What are you doing?

I'm naked for my love!

Don't-- no! No,

don't look over-- no!

Hear me, this is my rig sleigh

and I will deliver presents

until the day I die!

Ssh.

Neil, come on, Neil! Get in the van!

Get--

Am I hot? Cold, you're cold.

Cold? Warm.

Warm? No.

Hot? Cold.

Warm? Warmer.

Warmer? Warmer, yes.

Hot, hot? Stop.

Mmm, you're right, baby,

it does taste like splooge.

Mm-hmm.

( man ) Cut.

( crew laughing )

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