Sleeping with Other People Page #5
Wait. You mean like
Game of Thrones Khaleesi?
Yes. Either A) we make
multiple babies with you or
B) we cut your dick off.
Jesus...
I've got my fingers crossed
out here for an option C.
C) You appease her.
And how do you
appease your Khaleesi?
month's rent on this.
What do you think?
Yeah, I mean you should
definitely wear stuff over it.
Nice neg.
Mousetrap.
Hey, you've reached
Lainey. Leave a message.
Hey dude, It's me. I
haven't heard from you in a
while so I'm gonna guess
you either finally f***ed Jake
or you got into med school.
Either way, mazel tov. Happy
Hannukah or whatever the...
Just pick a TV
and we can get out of here.
So tell me what happened.
Oh right. Okay, so I've been
seeing this gal Thea, alright.
She's black. And...
- Wait. Stop!
Does this story end with you
Oh my god. No!
Why are you telling
me she's black?
I don't know. I...
I'm just trying to give you
a mental picture, that's all.
Okay. Racist. Keep going.
Okay. Well, we go see a movie.
During the day.
And she's super smart and cool
and also gorgeous but I do what
we talked about:
I donot sleep with her.
You're so strong.
I'm so proud.
Hey. Not all of us can remain
celibate for a year, alright.
I'm just waiting
for the right guy.
The white guy?
Whose racist now...
- The right guy.
- Oh, the right guy.
Oh, the one you waited
for for ten year.
That right guy? You know,
he's married now - that one?
What're we doing
in this aisle?
I wait four days and then I
call her and we go out again.
Alright? No sex.
I mean, we hook up but I don't,
like, finger her or anything.
Awesome.
So I call her last
night, and I'm like:
Hey, do you want to go see the
new Wes Anderson movie?
- Ugh.
- What? And then she's like:
Jake. What are you doing?
- And I'm like, Oh of course.
Wes Anderson is such a
stupid white guy thing
to do suggest, you know.
Okay, racist.
And also dumb. Yes.
Do you two need any help?
No, we're good. She just takes
a while to make a decision.
- I do.
- Yeah, you got it.
And so I'm like well do you
want to go see something else?
And then she says:
- Why haven't we had sex yet?
Do you just want to be friends?
Because honestly, I
have enough friends.
Where are you right now?
That was awesome.
Oh my god...
Oh golly...
Sorry if I was too noisy,
but that was like...
I don't know what got into me.
Hey...
Did you...
- No.
- Oh.
But don't take it personally.
I don't orgasm
during sex that much.
So? Lots of
women don't cum during sex.
So? No, no, no. That has
never happened to me before!
What positions did you do?
- No. We did everything.
What's your favorite position?
- I don't know.
The regular one?
The regular-come on.
From behind.
- Exactly. Because
you hate your dad.
Oh my god. Mousetrap!
All set.
And can I just say
we think you two are the
- That's-we don't
get that enough.
- So sweet.
- Thank you.
- That's really sweet.
- Happy holidays.
- Let's go, hon.
- Happy holidays, yes.
I will just meet you
out by our minivan.
- I'll meet you out front.
- Okay, great.
I'll have to move the
car seat and then there
will be plenty of room.
Car seat? Are we
going to have a kid?
It's just like-
when do you orgasm?
When does it happen to you?
- When I'm with Matthew.
- Yeah, okay.
- That's it.
That's it!
Okay, well that just
explained everything.
That's-you haven't had
an orgasm in a year?
Come on, that's bullshit.
Not even when you masturbate?
Lainey, you've got
to be kidding me!
You don't mast...
Why not?
What-I don't know.
I've tried to! I try.
I just, I don't know,
I - I get bored.
Bored? How's that boring?
- I feel good when
I'm with Matthew.
I don't know. I don't know
how to recreate that for myself.
Well f*** the TV,
how to finger yourself
today. Right now, okay.
- What?
- It's go time.
Sister. Alright?
Let's go. Alright.
- Okay...
- No, no. This is a good thing.
It's about time.
Get it out. Okay...
For the purposes of today's
tutorial your vagina will be
played by this former
bottle of green tea.
- Looks just like it.
- Okay. Good to know.
So, here's what we do. First
thing you do is you take this
guy, this index finger
and you're just going to slide
it in there like that, okay.
And you're going to curve it up
a little bit and I want you to
tap the roof like that.
You see that - that's your G
Spot - alright, you got that?
Yeah. I'll check it out.
- Alright, now next move, you're
going to take the middle finger
here, you know, the bad boy
right you're gonna pop that in
as well and then you're gonna
have that one tapping the roof
and then this one - the middle
finger - is going to be sort of
circling this sort
of fleshy gap area.
My cervix? Jesus.
Yeah, sure. You know what it's
called. Wonderful. Good for you.
Okay yes, so you're going
So you're going to mind the
gap, right. And tap the roof.
Mind the gap. Tap the roof.
- You got it. And at this point
you want to start thinking
about something arousing. You
know, like maybe you want to
think about the guy you lost
your virginity to perhaps.
Gross.
Okay, and then you're
going to start to get wet.
You're going to start to get wet
and then you're going to start
to feel some contractions
in your vagina.
want to squeeze your vagina
harder than it
wants to go, okay.
- And that's called...
- Kegeling.
Well it's pronounced kee -gul
- ing, but it doesn't matter.
Uh, I got into medical school!
I think I know how
it's pronounced.
What - you did?
You didn't tell me that.
Oh yeah. I got in. Michigan.
Wow...
Lane, that's great...
Alright.
I mean, are you gonna go?
What are you thinking?
Well I mean I have until the end
of the summer to decide. So...
- Keep going!
- Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, um...
Okay, so do you know
- No.
- You don't? Okay, great.
Okay, so the biggest
misconception that guys have
about the clitoris,
if they can find it,
is that they're too nice to it.
Okay, that's the problem. I
mean the trick is to be a little
rude to the clitoris, okay.
Oh really?
Yeah. Go to town on this little
motherf***er right here.
You just-you just you know,
it's like you're
scratching a record.
Let-let-let the drummer
Let-let-let the
drummer get wicked right?
And you just really want
to work that little bugger.
You know, remember
like the old IBM Thinkpads?
And that little nub. Right?
Okay, so you just really
go after it like
that - just like this.
So you have that -
that's phase three.
So again - yeah, perfect.
Natural...
So tap the roof.
Mind the gap.
Oh, see. Okay, yeah.
Work all three.
Look at that.
It's like you're doing
oh boy, oh boy...
I feel like Anne Sullivan
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