Sleeping with Other People Page #6
water right now. That is
amazing. What a breakthrough!
- Like that?
- Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, just take a night, crack
open a bottle of rose and just
have multiple orgasms.
If you want...
I... Primatologists actually
believed that-that women
evolved this way so that...
they could mate with as many
men in one session as possible.
F***ing awesome...
That's neat.
Multiple orgasms for
multiple partners.
Gang bangs. And such.
Yeah...
- I'm gonna go home.
- Yeah. Me too.
- No, no. You live here.
- Yes I do!
- Okay now...
- Bye!
- Bye now.
- Thank you.
Yeah yeah yeah.
I think it's a
little bit weird that a
straight dude had
to tell you all that.
- I think it's sort of great.
I mean, he's actually dating.
He's not cheating. And I hardly
think about Matthew. Like ever.
Yeah. Because you're in a
relationship with each other.
No we're not.
You're not out there!
This guy Jake is taking up
emotional real estate that
could be occupied by a
real option, okay.
You leased the that
space out to Matthew,
rent free I might add, and
now you've replaced him with
another unavailable avoidant
breeder you don't f***.
Like where's the
f***ing in all this?
Hey babe.
Sorry I'm late.
Look at this little baby face.
It's beautiful.
Very sick in the head though.
Very sick in the head.
How's your fake boyfriend?
Oh my god!
We're just friends!
Men and women can't be friends.
It's like life 101.
- Stop lying to yourself.
- Come one! That's bullshit.
It's the 21st century.
We know that's not true.
You and I are friends.
Sex doesn't get in the
way of our friendship.
I'm not attracted to you.
And I have zero penises.
I am.
Hi, George. Hi, it's me.
Your girlfriend.
I like bad girls
with Daddy issues.
- She's twenty-two,
she'll f*** anyone.
Wait. I'm sorry, no.
Serious, she's probably
f***ed everyone in here
but I don't even care.
You got a minute?
Not really. I'm kind of
in the middle of something.
I was thinking...
Oh yeah?
Do you wanna come to Henry's
birthday party this weekend?
Really?
- Yep.
Xander, in the eight years
I've known you as a father
you have never once
invited me to any function
involving your children.
Hear me out. I was thinking...
Maybe you and Lainey...
Ah, I knew it! No.
See, Lainey and
I are not dating.
I know that. I'm not
saying you have to date her,
I'm not saying you have
to come as a couple.
I'm just saying arrive
at the party together.
Come as friends - or whatever
f***ed up thing you guys have...
- We're best friends.
- No, we're best friends!
- That's not true.
- What?
Look, she's my best friend and
I would say by circumstance and
certainly duration, you
would be my next best friend.
You know what,
I'll even allow that.
You're my last single friend,
I can't have you mingling...
- Hey.
- Yes?
We have a meeting with
group sales in twenty.
Are you two prepared?
Huh? Not at all.
Should I reschedule the meeting
for when you are ready?
Five or six months from now?
- I would make it a cool seven.
- Yeah, seven at least.
- Sh*t, I'm not available then.
Oh well, I tried.
See you in twenty?
You got it, boss.
- Mousetrap...
- What the f*** is that?
That was repartee.
- That's exactly why I can't
have you at the party.
Because you have
repartee with everybody.
You love repartee. All you want
to do is flit around the party,
flirt with the moms.
And then they all get mad, and
then they turn on each other.
Then they yell at Naomi,
Then they won't let their
kids play with me kids.
Then I have to play with my kids
because my kids have no friends.
I'm raising friendless
children because of you.
Do you understand?
It is a cascading sh*t
storm that is your creation.
- A tremendous amount of Malcolm
Gladwellian logic jumps.
We'll you've spent ten thousand
hours f***ing my life up.
- So bring Lainey to the party.
- Okay. Fine.
I will, on behalf of your
children - and Naomi,
I will talk to Lainey
and see what we can do.
Listen, I'm not saying you
and Lainey need to date.
I'm just saying, for the
first time, I'm a little bit
optimistic you might
But he's got a point. I'm going
to be the creepy old dude!
Like, that sucks. And then what
happens when my dick doesn't
get as hard as it used to, okay.
Because that's going to happen.
It's going to happen,
it's inevitable.
put up with that sh*t,
they have no time for that.
And older women are going to be
nowhere near into my nonsense.
Okay? Just not into it at all.
It's at that point,
what do I do?
I just buy the fedora
and move to Miami, right?
Make a golf cart my
own mode of transportation.
- I've never seen you like this.
- I can't believe it...
- You're spinning. You're
spinning, and honestly...
- get lucky and happy...
- Honest you sound like a woman.
- ...bachelor parties at
people third marriages...
Like that's-
what is that? That's crazy.
It's him.
Him who?
He never calls.
He always texts.
Okay, no! Don't answer that.
- Jake! Jake!
- Don't answer it. No.
Give me the phone!
- No. Absolutely not.
Lainey, what are you doing?
Hey, you don't do this anymore.
Remember? We're okay.
I'm sorry, yeah. You got to
breathe Lainey, please breathe.
Is there a problem?
Uh, yeah. My wife, she's
prone to panic attacks.
It's this guy she's
sleeping with. It's alright.
Okay...
Dude get the f***
out of here, I got it.
Alright, easy.
- I appreciate your
concern, Superman! Fly away.
Baby. Just breathe will you.
Okay? Will you?
Here, come on, sit down.
You're gonna be okay.
It's alright, you
just got to breathe.
Please. Okay?
Yeah. There you go.
Lainey, this is just fear.
Alright?
A really, really
large dose of fear.
That's all that's going on.
A little adrenaline -
in a bad way.
Does that make sense?
Also...
Mousetrap.
Complete and total
Mousetrap right now.
Oh my god.
Stop. You're so f***ed up.
I'm f***ed up?
What are you talking about?
You went Kathy Bates in Misery
in the middle of Central Park.
Come on . Maybe we're both f***ed
up. At least give me that.
Come on. You want to get out of
here? Central Park sucks.
I mean it's a goddamn
bird toilet anyway.
Almost done.
Just one more.
This is the
greatest movie ever made.
Yeah, of course you
love it. Look at her.
God I love you...
That's you, baby.
I love you!
I love you!
That's the second
time you said that.
Said what?
You called me baby just now.
And you said it
the other day too.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
No, I mean it was
a total accident.
I don't I don't
know why I would...
Do you want talk about it?
Talk about what?
We're not a couple
but we act like one.
Yeah...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um...
I guess I've been putting this
conversation off for awhile.
We don't have to...
No. No. No.
It's good. We should.
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