Sleeping with Other People Page #7

Synopsis: A good-natured womanizer and a serial cheater form a platonic relationship that helps reform them in ways, while a mutual attraction sets in.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Leslye Headland
Production: IFC Films
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
63%
R
Year:
2015
101 min
Website
4,368 Views


Okay, well...

You take this risk when you

start sleeping with people.

You know, you risk losing them.

So for me, I've never

slept with someone I

wasn't willing to lose.

Except one time.

And...

And it kills me that you're

probably gonna go to Michigan.

And it kills me that I

can't ask you to stay,

because I have no

right to, you know. And...

So I just want to spend as

much time with my best friend

as I possibly can.

Before I lose her again.

I'm sorry. I'm being selfish.

I know it's like...

No. You're telling the truth.

Yeah...

So what now?

Hey, I got an idea.

- Hm-mm?

- Will you...

take Molly with me and go

to a kid's birthday party?

I literally thought

you'd never ask.

- You thought I'd

never get to this?

- I thought you would

never get to this.

Where have you been all my life?

Right over your shoulder.

Waiting.

For the right moment.

Is that a yes or a no?

Happy birthday!

Look who it is.

Look at this little human here.

Hello. Happy birthday.

It's you're birthday!

Actually it's...

it's Henry's. He's seven.

She's not seven - but so

happy you guys are here.

Oh my god - are you guys high?

We're actually rolling.

XTC? You know, that's how

Henry was actually conceived.

- No kidding.

- Yeah...

- Well that explains a lot.

- Full circle...

Yeah. Don't have a baby, guys.

No offense, but

seriously, just be safe.

You know what I mean.

But I'm sorry happy

you guys are here.

It's so good to see you.

- Transformers

guy didn't show up.

You kidding?

No, no, no. Oh my god -

just kidding. No. Okay...

It feels soft and smooth.

No, and so there's a

little bit of a meltdown.

It's a little bit of a crisis

so I'm glad you're here.

Oh, is this for Henry?

- Yeah.

Oh great. He loves

New York ladies' flip flops.

Oh, no, no, no. those are mine.

Those are for me. Those are me,

that shouldn't be in there.

It's just a shitload of candy.

Great. Okay. That'll be nice.

Are those hot

pads also for Henry?

Yeah. Can I just hold them now?

Okay, sure. Come in.

Okay, hopefully she

goes down for her nap.

Okay - oh my god...

Okay, that kid has a hose.

That kid has a hose.

You guys made it, huh?

Welcome to the hell scape that

is my son's birthday party.

It's birth control.

Okay, when I say

hello, you say hi!

- Hello!

- Hi!

- Hello!

- Hi!

I'm Miss Dalton! So you say

'Hi - Hi, Miss Dalton!

Hi, Miss Dalton!

Great! Okay, who

wants to learn a dance!

Me!

Okay, everybody go

out to the grass.

I will meet you there.

I will be right there.

Naomi, put on track

seven on my workout mix.

- Wait, Lainey...

you don't have to do this.

It's not your responsibility.

Okay, relax.

I do this for a living. Also,

two minutes ago, I accepted

my body for the first time.

That a girl!

She dances for a living?

- No, deals with kids.

- She told me to relax,

and the word lasted

for like four seconds.

Okay, okay, okay.

Great, alright.

Are you guys ready

to learn a dance?

- Yes!

- Yes! Okay, this is good.

Because everyone likes

a person who can dance.

And this dance you can do

anywhere - all you need is your-

- Body!

- Yes! And just a little-

- Music!

- Yes!

Okay, are you guys

ready to learn the moves?

Yes!

Okay. Let's do this!

On my count...

here we go!

Five, six, seven, eight...

Ugh, I miss drugs...

Why don't we do drugs?

Because he have to control these

lives that we gave birth to.

- First of all, I

gave birth to them.

- Whatever.

- We gave birth to?

I have not felt that free...

maybe my whole life.

What?

- I want that...

What are you doing?

Okay, he's going to

put a stop to it.

Alright, now we're

going to freestyle.

Who knows who to freestyle?

- Me!

- Alright, grab your folks.

Who's the choreographer?

Oh, that's Jake's friend Lainey.

Jake's friend Lainey - who

he really wants to f***.

Yeah, really wants to

get deep up in there.

- Like gross.

- So she's single...

Oh, one hundred percent.

This was an awful idea.

Oh wow, that's weird.

I can hear my mom's voice

when I'm underwater.

Oh, this is good stuff.

Excuse me.

I'm Chris. This is Paul.

Lainey. Jake.

- Ah, hi you two.

Are you guys married?

This is my son, and he really

liked dancing with you.

Didn't you, buddy?

- Dude... are you really using

your kid to hit on my friend?

Shut up. Ignore him.

He's on drugs.

Hi Paul. Nice to meet you.

- We're heading out.

But here's my info.

In case you feel like

you might need it.

Come on, buddy.

You can drive.

- Oh boy...

in case you might need it?

Why would you need his info.

You're jealous.

I'm going to assume it is

because you're coming down

off a powerful drug.

First part false.

Second part true.

Chris Smith.

Hold on - what?

His name's Chris Smith?

It is?

As in Chris Smith tree?

As in Chris Smith carol?

- No.

- Holy smokes!

I always thought he'd

be heavier with a beard.

- Leave him alone.

- I love it. It's great.

Okay, I'm going to

try it again, alright.

Just see if any of the

water goes down, alright.

I love those Rush Hour movies.

Oh my gosh. Anything that

African American says, anything

and I'm laughing, you know.

Hm-mm. Yeah.

- Sh*t, that was dumb.

- No, Chris.

It's fine. They're great.

They're such good movies.

I was married for eight years.

And I just I haven't

done this in a while.

Me neither.

Are you okay?

Be rude to it.

That was ridiculous.

The Dirty DJ was our thing!

Okay?

- Jake!

- That was our thing.

- Okay, let me be

super clear here.

Please.

- We don't have things

that are sexual.

We don't sleep with each other

so we don't have things.

Okay, but you know

what I mean, alright.

I taught you that

as a gift to you.

That was not a Chris Smith gift.

So. I don't get

mad when you bring other

chicks to our restaurant.

- Our restaurant?

- Yeah.

Oh, thank you. Our restaurant?

I didn't know we put a down

payment on this place?

Come on.

- I love that you get ownership

over a randomly selected

dumpling spot but me,

I can't share with you the

slightest disappointment

over you co-opting

an original idea of mine.

- First of all, you are not the

Mark Zuckerberg of vaginas.

I don't know who that is.

- And secondly, do not gaslight

me with SAT words and sliding

scale morality.

I'm not one of your dates.

- That is very true.

You are not one of my dates.

Some water

for you and the lady?

- No, the lady doesn't need it.

She doesn't deserve that.

- I would like that, please.

I actually would like the water.

- Sir, I can't stress enough-

if we give her water I don't

know what happens.

- Give me this water.

- See? She's addicted. She's

addicted. This is an addict.

I have seen it a

hundred times with her.

You gotta trust me.

You have lost your mind.

And you have lost your water.

So...

I guess we're tied.

I want to be able to talk you

about this kind of thing.

I sense that. That's obvious.

I just don't know why.

You talk to me about chicks

you screw all the time.

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Leslye Headland

Leslye Headland (born 1981) is an American playwright, screenwriter, and director. She is best known for the play and 2012 film Bachelorette. Her 2012 play Assistance was sold to NBC as a television series to star Krysten Ritter. more…

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