Sleeping with Other People Page #7
Okay, well...
You take this risk when you
start sleeping with people.
You know, you risk losing them.
So for me, I've never
slept with someone I
wasn't willing to lose.
Except one time.
And...
And it kills me that you're
probably gonna go to Michigan.
And it kills me that I
can't ask you to stay,
because I have no
right to, you know. And...
So I just want to spend as
much time with my best friend
as I possibly can.
Before I lose her again.
I'm sorry. I'm being selfish.
I know it's like...
No. You're telling the truth.
Yeah...
So what now?
Hey, I got an idea.
- Hm-mm?
- Will you...
take Molly with me and go
to a kid's birthday party?
I literally thought
you'd never ask.
- You thought I'd
never get to this?
- I thought you would
never get to this.
Where have you been all my life?
Right over your shoulder.
Waiting.
For the right moment.
Is that a yes or a no?
Happy birthday!
Look who it is.
Look at this little human here.
Hello. Happy birthday.
It's you're birthday!
Actually it's...
it's Henry's. He's seven.
She's not seven - but so
happy you guys are here.
Oh my god - are you guys high?
We're actually rolling.
XTC? You know, that's how
Henry was actually conceived.
- No kidding.
- Yeah...
- Well that explains a lot.
- Full circle...
Yeah. Don't have a baby, guys.
No offense, but
seriously, just be safe.
You know what I mean.
But I'm sorry happy
you guys are here.
It's so good to see you.
- Transformers
guy didn't show up.
You kidding?
No, no, no. Oh my god -
just kidding. No. Okay...
It feels soft and smooth.
No, and so there's a
little bit of a meltdown.
It's a little bit of a crisis
so I'm glad you're here.
Oh, is this for Henry?
- Yeah.
Oh great. He loves
New York ladies' flip flops.
Oh, no, no, no. those are mine.
Those are for me. Those are me,
that shouldn't be in there.
It's just a shitload of candy.
Great. Okay. That'll be nice.
Are those hot
pads also for Henry?
Yeah. Can I just hold them now?
Okay, sure. Come in.
Okay, hopefully she
goes down for her nap.
Okay - oh my god...
Okay, that kid has a hose.
That kid has a hose.
You guys made it, huh?
Welcome to the hell scape that
is my son's birthday party.
It's birth control.
Okay, when I say
hello, you say hi!
- Hello!
- Hi!
- Hello!
- Hi!
I'm Miss Dalton! So you say
'Hi - Hi, Miss Dalton!
Hi, Miss Dalton!
Great! Okay, who
wants to learn a dance!
Me!
Okay, everybody go
out to the grass.
I will meet you there.
I will be right there.
Naomi, put on track
seven on my workout mix.
- Wait, Lainey...
you don't have to do this.
It's not your responsibility.
Okay, relax.
I do this for a living. Also,
two minutes ago, I accepted
my body for the first time.
That a girl!
She dances for a living?
- No, deals with kids.
- She told me to relax,
and the word lasted
for like four seconds.
Okay, okay, okay.
Great, alright.
Are you guys ready
to learn a dance?
- Yes!
- Yes! Okay, this is good.
Because everyone likes
a person who can dance.
And this dance you can do
anywhere - all you need is your-
- Body!
- Yes! And just a little-
- Music!
- Yes!
Okay, are you guys
ready to learn the moves?
Yes!
Okay. Let's do this!
On my count...
here we go!
Five, six, seven, eight...
Ugh, I miss drugs...
Why don't we do drugs?
Because he have to control these
lives that we gave birth to.
- First of all, I
gave birth to them.
- Whatever.
- We gave birth to?
I have not felt that free...
maybe my whole life.
What?
- I want that...
What are you doing?
Okay, he's going to
put a stop to it.
Alright, now we're
going to freestyle.
Who knows who to freestyle?
- Me!
- Alright, grab your folks.
Who's the choreographer?
Oh, that's Jake's friend Lainey.
get deep up in there.
- Like gross.
- So she's single...
Oh, one hundred percent.
This was an awful idea.
Oh wow, that's weird.
I can hear my mom's voice
when I'm underwater.
Oh, this is good stuff.
Excuse me.
I'm Chris. This is Paul.
Lainey. Jake.
- Ah, hi you two.
Are you guys married?
This is my son, and he really
liked dancing with you.
Didn't you, buddy?
- Dude... are you really using
your kid to hit on my friend?
Shut up. Ignore him.
He's on drugs.
Hi Paul. Nice to meet you.
- We're heading out.
But here's my info.
In case you feel like
you might need it.
Come on, buddy.
You can drive.
- Oh boy...
in case you might need it?
Why would you need his info.
You're jealous.
because you're coming down
off a powerful drug.
First part false.
Second part true.
Chris Smith.
Hold on - what?
His name's Chris Smith?
It is?
- No.
- Holy smokes!
be heavier with a beard.
- Leave him alone.
- I love it. It's great.
Okay, I'm going to
try it again, alright.
Just see if any of the
water goes down, alright.
I love those Rush Hour movies.
Oh my gosh. Anything that
African American says, anything
and I'm laughing, you know.
Hm-mm. Yeah.
- Sh*t, that was dumb.
- No, Chris.
It's fine. They're great.
They're such good movies.
I was married for eight years.
And I just I haven't
done this in a while.
Me neither.
Are you okay?
Be rude to it.
That was ridiculous.
Okay?
- Jake!
- That was our thing.
- Okay, let me be
super clear here.
Please.
- We don't have things
that are sexual.
We don't sleep with each other
so we don't have things.
Okay, but you know
what I mean, alright.
I taught you that
as a gift to you.
That was not a Chris Smith gift.
So. I don't get
mad when you bring other
chicks to our restaurant.
- Our restaurant?
- Yeah.
Oh, thank you. Our restaurant?
I didn't know we put a down
payment on this place?
Come on.
- I love that you get ownership
over a randomly selected
dumpling spot but me,
I can't share with you the
slightest disappointment
over you co-opting
an original idea of mine.
- First of all, you are not the
Mark Zuckerberg of vaginas.
I don't know who that is.
- And secondly, do not gaslight
scale morality.
I'm not one of your dates.
- That is very true.
You are not one of my dates.
Some water
for you and the lady?
- No, the lady doesn't need it.
She doesn't deserve that.
- I would like that, please.
I actually would like the water.
- Sir, I can't stress enough-
if we give her water I don't
know what happens.
- Give me this water.
- See? She's addicted. She's
addicted. This is an addict.
I have seen it a
hundred times with her.
You have lost your mind.
And you have lost your water.
So...
I guess we're tied.
I want to be able to talk you
about this kind of thing.
I sense that. That's obvious.
I just don't know why.
You talk to me about chicks
you screw all the time.
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