Sleeping with Other People Page #8
That's different.
- Why?
- Because I'm going inside them.
inside you, that's just - Duh.
- Stop.
- Grody.
This is the Bieder
contract that has to go
to legal for comments.
Knock knock.
Hey, you got a minute?
Ehm... I mean...
a real minute?
A New York minute, I
dunno, yeah a real minute.
Sixty seconds. Sure.
Okay. Ehm...
What was the other
thing - oh yeah,
buzz me for the three o' clock.
And that's it.
- Okay.
- Yeah, don't f*** that up.
You got to let
them have it.
Hey, will you sign
this for me please?
Well I have to know
what it is first.
Oh. It's a nullification
of my contract.
It says I resign and forfeit any
vesting stock options to Xander.
And why would you do that?
Right, no. because I want
to go on a date with you.
Silly.
If you can just sign the
back here - three places.
You can use my pen if you like.
And you can see I've
executed my half, so...
You stand to make over
the next two years.
No sh*t? Wow...
That's great.
But I mean I never really
decision making. But it
doesn't change what I'm doing.
I appreciate the hardball,
but obviously I can't take a
request like this seriously.
But he seriousness of my request
is reflected in the hardball.
So I don't-I don't
know what to do here.
Okay. I'll go on
one date with you if you
answer a question truthfully.
Get the spanks.
I love it. Yeah.
I answer all questions
truthfully, but fire away.
I'm worth five million dollars?
What makes you think you're not?
Get out of here.
Get back to work.
- I'm on break.
- So take this...
- I'm on break.
- ...and get out of my office.
Okay.
Alright. To be continued.
TTFN.
You know... I mean...
Ta ta for now.
My ex has my son this weekend.
And I know a place
with cheap tequila.
We should go there.
That sounds great.
Can you keep your mouth shut?
Yeah - I mean, not
once we get there.
Tequila makes me so chatty.
In a good way I think.
- You mean out here?
- Yes, just mouth shut, please.
- Not going to say a peep.
- Get out of here!
Back to work, you!
Yes!
There you are.
Hey, thanks for coming Lainey.
Partners always have to
I hope your heels are
comfortable, because you're
going to be standing and talking
Thank you for inviting me.
And these shoes
are so comfortable.
Elaine?
- Hi, Matthew.
- Good to see you.
- This is Chris.
- Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Matthew.
- Matthew and I were at
Columbia around the same time.
Your name is Elaine?
Lainey is a nickname.
I didn't know that.
- Oh. Elaine. You've never
met my wife. Have you?
- I haven't.
- Let me introduce you. Emma?
Come here.
This is Elaine.
- It's so nice to meet you, Emma.
This is Chris.
- Hi.
- When are you due?
- October.
- Congratulations. Your first?
- Yes. It's a boy.
We're so excited.
Matthew will be delivering him.
- Oh. OBGYN?
- Yes. You?
- Partner over at
Garrison and Shingle.
- A man of the law.
- Yeah.
- I worked with you guys
when I was a mediator on
Thorpe V Bronwin.
- Sure.
Elaine, what is it that you do?
- I teach kindergarten.
- That's right.
I think I knew that.
Would you excuse me? I'm just
going to run to the ladies room.
Okay, can
I cut to the chase?
- I would love that. I love
cutting to chases. Do it.
- Okay, so you're a womanizer.
- Hey... How did you know that?
Everybody knows that.
The interns call
you Jump Back Jake.
I have a nickname?
A nickname.
That's how bad it is.
- It's not bad.
- Or that's how good it is!
Right. See, that's what I'm
saying. I mean, I assumed they
thought I would be more along
the lines of something like...
- Stellar Yelp reviews?
- Yeah. Stellar Yelp reviews.
- So can I ask...
Yeah, how do I stop you?
Were you a fat teenager?
Did you-no seriously, did you
not get along with your mother?
Do you just not like women?
Do you feel suffocated by
them as soon as you...
No, it's none of those things.
God, those are all bad.
No, I think it was...
I think it was because
I was a late bloomer.
Really? Me too.
That's amazing. No sh*t.
I mean, it's
different for women.
I waited until my wedding night.
Did you grow up in America?
Holy sh*t. I don't
think I've ever...
No, I've
never met anybody that actually
waited until their wedding day.
That's like Bobby
Fischer kind of scarcity.
Okay, well I grew up
very, very religiously.
What is your excuse?
Yeah, well my excuse.
I think it's...
I thought it was something
that should be special.
a vagina when I said that.
Check, please...
There's a Georgia O'Keeffe
painting in my pants
as we speak.
That's true. Pollock...
Woof.
Yeah, but that's why I...
yeah.
I mean, I had a bunch of friends
who had done it and it just,
I don't know, at some point I
realized it wasn't going to be
special and I just wanted
to get it over with,
and it hasn't been
special ever since.
So who was the girl?
Do you remember?
- Do you need to get that?
- Nope.
- Please.
- No. No. It's just a friend.
Well you can still
get the phone.
I don't want to get the phone.
It's just a friend.
It's no big deal.
- You call has been forwarded
to an automatic voice...
Are you one of
Matthew's patients?
No. I went to Columbia.
I'm surprised Matthew
hasn't mentioned you.
Well I haven't seen
him in a long time.
It shouldn't bother me but I
don't like meeting his patients.
when your husband has seen
her... you know.
Of course.
Yeah, I'd feel the same way.
Lainey, everything okay?
Oh I got to go. Chris, I'm so
sorry I'm leaving. I'm sick.
Oh no, well let
me drive you home.
- No. Please...
- Is everything alright?
I'm just not feeling well.
Oh. You should take our driver.
Emma and I are going to stick
around for another hour or so.
But he can drop you off and
be back in twenty minutes. Easy.
You don't know where I live.
That's so nice. Are you sure?
Yes. She'll never get a cab out
at this hour. It's no trouble.
I'm really supposed to mingle a
bit, but if you want me to come-
It's fine.
I'll call you tomorrow.
Oh yeah, yeah. You're sick.
Feel better.
Bye, Chris.
Thank you so much for tonight.
It's no trouble.
Thank you.
So it's the black Town Car.
It's across the street...
I know what your car looks like.
I don't need it.
- I like your date.
He seems nice.
F*** you, Matt.
Why haven't you returned
any of my calls?
- I blocked your number.
- Why?
Because I'm not an a**hole.
Okay.
- No, no.
- What? What?
You're so greedy.
Nuh-uh.
- What? What
do you want me to do?
I want you to do nothing.
I want you to do exactly
what you don't normally do.
Okay?
Okay.
...F***.
- Can you cum?
- But you haven't.
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