Sleepwalk with Me Page #2
Abby, can I count on you
to tell me if it happens again?
Thank you.
This bacon is delicious, honey.
Really greasy.
Turn right on Horse Neck Road.
You need money?
No, Dad, I have a job.
Why is that funny?
Well, you need some goddamn
reality testin.
You need a car?
No, I don't really drive.
Right.
You could have this car.
We're giving it up.
I don't know.
What do you think, Abby?
Matt...
'lol N,
No, take it.
- Thanks.
- Mmmmm.
Are we okay?
Is something wrong?
Matt, I'm not saying
I need to get married right now
or anythin.
Just-the idea that I spend
all of my time with a person
who can't even imagine that
as a possibility is just weird.
I know what you mean.
What can I say?
She was right.
But at this point in my life,
I mean, I was figuring out
What am I gonna do
with my life,
and where do you buy cereal?
You know?
I mean, I never thought
of marriage as a goal.
Like, I never looked
at my parents' marriage
married more than 30 years
and thought, "I got to get me
some of that."
But Abby was the greatest person
I'd ever met in my life.
I fell for Abby
from the moment I saw her.
She had this big,
beautiful smile.
Like, it seemed like her teeth
were bigger than her head
but in a sexy way.
So I built up the courage
to say...
HEY...
. HGY...
Il just wanted to say,
I really was moved
by your performance
just, like, on every level.
Almost sounds creepy.
No, I meant it
in some of the creepy ways.
I kept running into her
on campus...
HEY...
Because I was following her.
- Matt.
- Matt. Matt.
Hey, Abby.
Hey, Matt, right?
Yeah.
And I'd see her, and I'd say...
Hey, are you free, like,
this weekend?
She'd say no,
which was hot also,
'cause I knew she was sensible.
No, really, we're arranging
four new sons,
and they all need rehearsal...
Eventually, I threw her
an off-speed pitch.
I said...
Do you want to go
to church sometime?
What?
Well, I haven't been to church
since I was, like, ten,
but there's this nice chapel
here on campus,
and I was thinking,
if the date doesn't go well,
maybe we'll get something
out of the homily.
J' Now, now, now, now,
now, now, now J'
J' Now, now, now, now,
now, now, now J'
J' Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh J'
Abby actually
had to convince me
to have sex for the first time.
Yeah.
Get out of here!
Sorry.
She decided we'd go
to a bed-and-breakfast,
because nothing alleviates
the fear of sex
for the first time
It was, like, a reversal
of those '80s high school movies
where the girl is like,
"Devin, I can't."
And Devin's like,
"But you can."
She was Devin,
and I was Molly Ringwald.
for the first time
is such a transcendent feeling.
You know, it's like eating
pizza-flavored ice cream.
Your brain can't even process
that level of joy.
Yeah?
Yeah? Come on.
Whoo!
I was thinking about
Cookie Monster, you know?
And I was just thinking, like,
do you think he...
this guy has
an eating disorder?
Like, all he eats is cookies,
and he doesn't even
have a throat.
You know, like,
he's only fooling himself.
Um, and I was...
like, I was thinking about
stick insects, you know?
And, like, if I were an insect...
I'm not an insect.
Like, I know that.
But, like, if I were
an insect, like,
I'd hate to be a stick insect
'cause all the other insects
are always, like,
bumping into you
'cause they don't know
you're there,
"and you got to just be like,
'Watch it."
And they're like,
"Yeah, you look like a stick."
And you're just like,
"Yeah, I have eyes."
And they're like,
"Yeah, they were closed.
More sticks."
That's all the jokes I have.
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
- That was amazing.
- Yeah?
That was a comedian.
I really feel like
our whole lives,
no matter how low
our self-esteem gets,
there's some part of us
that thinks,
"I have a secret special skill
that no one knows about."
And eventually,
we meet someone who's like,
"You have a secret
special skill."
And you're like, "I know.
So do you."
Let's eat pizza-flavored
ice cream together."
And that's love.
It's a mountain
of pizza-flavored ice cream.
And delusion.
You had a nice, big wedding?
Yeah, it was really beautiful.
You guys grow up together?
You could say so.
We lived in the same borough.
Like, one train ride away.
So Tommy's a good-looking guy,
huh?
Well, I think so.
You think it was love
at first sight?
Absolutely, yeah.
Tommy, what's your favorite
thing about Tammy?
I like how Tammy's beautiful
on the outside.
When you get to know her,
you realize she's beautiful
on the inside.
Well, I didn't know
until I met Tommy.
And now I know
Honey, did you record this?
She could just like
those shows.
I don't think anyone
likes those shows.
I like those shows.
Sorry.
Ll don't know.
Sorry. Could you hold this?
Yeah.
I just don't understand
what the big deal is.
Right, like, I-I don't know.
I just had always assumed
that you guys would get married,
you know?
She's amazing.
I think that's the problem.
You know, it's like,
that's how Mom and Dad feel,
and that's how
me and Abby's friends feel.
is my girlfriend.
It'syou're-
you're gonna be fine.
It sounds to me like
you just need a little space.
Yeah.
No, you're probably right.
You guys should take
a breather.
What does that even mean now?
I mean, is it-like, she has sex
with some stranger?
Yes. Probably.
That's unbearable.
Yeah, but-no, but you would
never know about it.
- That's worse.
- I know.
. Right?
No, do people ever take,
like, a "no sex" breather?
Is that something
- No.
- Do people have that?
No, I don't think
anyone has that.
- No? Okay.
- No.
You should-
you should talk to her.
Bring it up with her.
See what she says.
Yeah.
No, I-Yeah, I'm gonna do...
Any wealthy people
with us tonight?
Any ultrarich millionaires?
I doubt it.
I've actually begun
dipping a few of my own toes
in the financial waters.
I've discovered I can turn
$1,000 into $420
in less than a week.
I have the rest of my money
Anyone else have money tied up
in one of these shady
institutions?
Are you okay, Pandamiglio?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
. HGY...
You okay?
"- Yeah. Just"
I was just talking to Janet
and-today.
She-she had this thought.
What was the thought?
Well...
Um, well, she was saying that...
Can I get a Jameson rocks?
Yeah, yeah.
Great set.
I, - I'm a comedian as well.
I perform here sometimes.
Jameson...
Sure.
Anyway, it's...
She just had this thought
where she was just like...
Hey, guys!
Hey!
Hello!
There's our guy.
So adorable.
- Yeah.
- Hi, Butler.
Nice boots.
Hey, can we get
a couple free drinks?
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Sleepwalk with Me" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 5 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/sleepwalk_with_me_18297>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In