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AW, SPENDING TIME

WITH YOUR WIFE IS

THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR DAY.

OH, MY GOSH,

YOUR LIFE TOTALLY SUCKS.

I'M JUST SAYING.

SAYING WHAT?

NOTHING.

JUST ANOTHER HARD DAY AT WORK.

THAT'S ALL.

YOU WANT TO KNOW

WHY EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY?

YES, PLEASE, TELL ME.

BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL GOOD

AT YOUR NUMBER-ONE JOB,

AND THAT'S BEING

HEAD OF THIS HOUSEHOLD.

YOU DO STILL LIKE

THAT JOB, RIGHT?

THE BENEFITS ARE

PRETTY GOOD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

UM...NOW THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE

I NEED TO TELL YOU.

OKAY.

I'M PREGNANT.

BABY, THAT'S...

DADDY!

ALL I SAID WAS:

MAKE IT CLAP GIRL...

HI.

OH, HEY, BABY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?

I'M PLAYING WITH DAISY.

WHO?

DAISY, OUR DOG, DADDY.

OH, BABY.

DAISY PASSED AWAY,

REMEMBER?

WE BURIED HER IN THE GARDEN

ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGO.

NOW SHE'S

ON THE COFFEE TABLE.

WHAT IS THAT?

I MADE BREAKFAST!

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, MY GOD.

RICARDO, GET BACK TO WORK.

YOU'RE LAZY.

CHUTIA.

HEY, MR. BUKKAKI,

YOU REMEMBER MY FRIEND ANTOINE?

YEAH,

I REMEMBER ANTWINE.

DON'T STEAL ANYTHING,

OKAY?

[ COUGHING LOUDLY ]

ON YOUR WAY TO WORK?

[ BELL JINGLES ]

Antoine:
YEAH.

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

NOTHING, MAN, I JUST --

HOLD ON.

HEY, YOU BETTER HAVE SOME MONEY

OR SOMETHING TO SELL, MAN!

I AM JUST LOOKING, BRO.

YEAH,

LOOKING TO STEAL SOMETHING.

MAN, THIS DUDE COMES IN HERE

ALL THE TIME,

TRYING TO JACK:

MR. BUKKAKI.

SO, WHAT'S UP MAN?

LET ME ASK YOU:

A QUESTION.

ARE YOU HAPPY:

THE WAY YOUR LIFE IS?

YEAH, MAN.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETIMES, YEAH.

HEY!

I DID NOT DO NOTHING.

PUT IT BACK!

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, UH...

CAMILLA, BABY, SEE...

UH, IF MY JACKET IS...

IN THE CAR.

Camilla:
IT IS.

[ SIGHS ]

Damn.

GREAT.

BUT I'M SAYING...

YOU LIKE WORKING HERE?

JUST SCRAPING BY

EACH MONTH?

DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE

SOMETHING ELSE IS MISSING?

SOMETIMES, YEAH.

LIKE WHAT?

[ BELL JINGLES ]

HER.

[ HEART BEATING ]

HI, RICARDO.

HEY, JADE.

UH, YOU GOT SOMETHING

YOU WANT TO SELL?

YEAH. IS HE HERE?

YEAH.

H-HE'S IN THE BACK.

OH.

Antoine:

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

UH, JADE,

T-THIS IS, UH...

THIS -- ANTOINE, THIS --

NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU,

ANTOINE.

UH,

YOU CAN GO TO THE BACK.

I'M GONNA

GO IN THE BACK.

OKAY.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

CRAZY. [ CHUCKLES ]

CRAZY.

YO,

WHAT'S UP WITH HER?

JADE?

YEAH.

SHE COMES HERE:

A COUPLE TIMES A MONTH.

DOES BUSINESS:

WITH MR. BUKKAKI.

THAT'S ABOUT ALL I KNOW.

WHY DON'T YOU

ASK HER OUT?

[ SCOFFS, LAUGHS ]

YOU SERIOUS?

YEAH.

[ SCOFFS ]

NO, MAN.

COME ON. WHAT?

MAN, GIRLS LIKE THAT ARE LIKE

A GLASS SLIPPER, MAN.

AND I'M LIKE...

A SOCK:

WITH DOO-DOO ON IT.

WHAT?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

SHE'S EVERYTHING

EVERYBODY TOLD ME

I WOULD NEVER HAVE.

YOU NEED TO GET THA OUT OF YOUR HEAD, MAN.

YOU, ME, AND CHRIS --

WE GOT TO MAKE A CHANGE.

STEP OUR GAME UP.

GET OUR LIVES BACK ON TRACK.

TAKE WHAT WE WANT.

YOU KNOW:

WHAT I'M SAYING?

[ Rapping ]

I GOT A PAYCHECK

SITTIN' IN THE BANK,

MY J.O.B. I'D LIKE TO THANK

A FRESH NEW CROWN

AND COKE TO DRINK...

HOLD ON.

HOW ARE YOU?

UH, I'M HERE FOR THE --

THE INTERVIEW.

MY NAME IS:

CHRISTOPHER FEEPS.

FEEPS. OKAY.

AH, YES. GOT YOU RIGHT THERE.

MM-HMM.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S JUST GONNA BE

THROUGH THOSE DOUBLE DOORS.

SOMETIMES I GET PISSED

GET MAD AT JOBS,

I JUST QUIT:

OKAY, NOW, CAMILLA,

DADDY REALLY NEEDS YOU...

TO BE:

ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR

'cause daddy really needs

this job.

HOW DO I LOOK?

GOOD.

HOW'S MY TIE?

PERFECT.

OKAY. HIGH FIVE.

DOWN LOW.

TOO SLOW.

HEY.

YOU WAN TO PLAY A GAME?

WHAT'S UP, GIRL?

MISTER ED!

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

ALL RIGHT.

HOW YOU DOING?

ALL RIGHT.

VANESSA,

WHAT'S UP DAWG?

FORGET YOU, THEN.

HEY, MS. BEN,

HOW YOU DOING?

HEY,

MR. SIMMS NEEDS TO SEE YOU.

FOR WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

OKAY.

Bukkaki:
YOU BRING BACK

MORE MERCHANDISE LIKE THAT,

I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.

OKAY,

YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.

Take what you want.

HEY, JADE.

YEAH.

UH....

I WAS WONDERING...

RICARDO.

TOILET OVERFLOW.

GODZILLA SHI IN THE BATHROOM.

YOU GO CLEAN IT UP.

I GOT TO GO:

CLEAN UP DOOKIE.

OKAY, WELL, IF YOU SURVIVE,

MAYBE ILL SEE YOU LATER.

BYE.

[ BELL JINGLES ]

THAT'S EVERYTHING I WAN FROM THIS ORGANIZATION

AND EVERYTHING:

I CAN PROVIDE.

I BELIEVE:

THAT WITH THE --

Receptionist:

[ SCREAMING ]

HEY!

THAT WASN'T TWO MINUTES.

DADDY, ARE YOU DONE YET?

'CAUSE I GOT TO DROP A DEUCE.

AS YOU KNOW, YOUR DRAWER WAS

SHORT $1,200 ON FRIDAY.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I TOLD SCOTT ABOUT THAT ALREADY.

IT WAS A COMPUTER ERROR.

WASN'T ME.

YEAH, UM,

I SPOKE WITH SCOTT YESTERDAY,

AND, UH, THE PROBLEM IS,

UNFORTUNATELY,

IN SCENARIOS LIKE THIS,

WHERE SUCH A LARGE SUM IS

MISSING...

YOU KNOW WE'VE GO NO RECOURSE.

WE GOT TO HOLD:

THE TELLER RESPONSIBLE

AND TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTION.

SO YOU'RE GONNA

WRITE ME UP?

WELL, GIVEN THE AMOUN AND THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN' BALANCED SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE...

NO, NO, NO,

THAT WAS TWICE,

AND NEITHER TIME WAS

OVER $5.

WELL THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE,

BUT COMPANY POLICY IS

VERY, VERY CLEAR

ON THESE MATTERS.

SO YOU'RE [SCOFFS]

YOU'RE FIRING ME?

I'M SORRY, ANTOINE.

NO, NO, NO, LOOK.

LOOK,

ARE YOU GONNA GET VIOLENT?

NO, JUST LISTEN TO ME,

OKAY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M SORRY.

HEY,

THERE'S NO NEED FOR THIS.

GET BACK THERE!

GET BACK THERE!

OW! OH, LORD!

SECURITY!

GET OFF THE PHONE!

SECURITY!

GET BACK.

OW! OW!

SECURITY,

GET IN HERE!

GET HIM!

GET HIM! GET HIM!

HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

Antoine:
OW! OW!

I THINK:

HE'S GOT A WEAPON.

OHH!

HIT HIM AGAIN!

OH, THAT SH*T HURTS!

HIT HIM AGAIN!

OH, THAT SH*T HURTS!

HIT HIM AGAIN!!

OHH! OHH!

OH, HELL, MY SHOE.

OH,

HE'S GOING FOR A SHANK!

A WHAT?

[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ]

ARRRGGGHHHH!

AAH!

AND DON'T USE US

AS A REFERENCE.

SIR.

[ KEYS CLACKING ]

SEEMS THE SYSTEM DUPLICATED

AN ONLINE DEPOSIT FOR $1,200.

IT'S JUST A GLITCH.

I FIXED IT.

OH. WELL...

WE CERTAINLY DON'T NEED

TROUBLEMAKERS WORKING FOR US,

DO WE?

WHO?

WELL, THAT ANTOINE.

YOU KNOW, HE PRACTICALLY

STABBED ME WITH A SHANK.

YOU GOT FIRED?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

DID YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG?

YEAH. GOT BORN.

THEY GAVE YOU A REASON,

RIGHT?

I MEAN,

THEY JUST CAN'T LET YOU GO

WITHOUT GIVING YOU

A REASON.

OH, YEAH,

THEY TOLD ME WHY,

AND THEN THEY THREW ME

FACE-FIRST IN THE STREET.

IT WAS THAT DAMN GLITCH.

NOTHING I COULD DO.

IT'LL BE OKAY.

NO, IT WONT BE OKAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE JOB MARKE IS LIKE OUT THERE?

CHRIS HAS:

A ASSOCIATES DEGREE,

AND HE GOT TURNED DOWN

AT BURGER KING.

BABY,

I DON'T EVEN GOT THAT.

AND NOW WE GO THIS BABY COMING.

WELL, MAYBE WE CAN

TALK TO THE OWNER.

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

JALISSA, IT'S HIS NAME

ON THE PINK SLIP.

WELL HE SEEMED REALLY NICE

AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

I THOUGH MAYBE WE COULD REASON WITH HIM.

YEAH, YEAH,

WELL, FIRST OF ALL,

I THINK HE WAS HIGH

AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY,

AND THEN, SECOND,

WHITE PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN

TO BLACK FOLKS ACCUSED

OF LOSING THOUSANDS

OF THEIR DOLLARS.

MAN ALREADY GOT EVERYTHING,

AND HE WAN TO TAKE MORE FROM ME.

LISTEN TO ME.

LISTEN.

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