Small Timers Page #7

SYKES,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THE PHALLUS.

THESE PUNKS:

STOLE IT FROM ME.

YOU MEAN YOU HAD IT?

YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING

SON OF A --

DROP THE GUN, OLD MAN!

YOU GUYS SEEM TO HAVE

SOME ISSUES [Laughs]

SO WE'RE JUST GONNA --

HAND OVER THE COCK!

OR I'LL PICK YOU OFF

ONE BY ONE.

STARTING WITH YOU.

YEAH, THERE'S NO ONE HERE

TO SAVE YOU THIS TIME...

It's Fearless Freddy!

IT'S YOU.

WHY, THIS PLACE IS JUS CRAWLING WITH TRAITORS NOW,

ISN'T IT?

WELL, LET'S SEE

HOW FEARLESS YOU ARE

WITH A BULLE IN YOUR HEAD!

NO-O-O-O-O!

ARRIE, ERERODY REE!

WHAT?

Y'ALL HEARD HIM!

RUSSO, PUT THE GUN DOWN!

EVERYBODY'S GOING TO JAIL!

Jade:
WAIT!

WAIT A MINUTE, PARTNER.

THEY'RE WITH ME.

WHUDIME DEY WHICHU?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,

"THEY'RE WITH YOU"?

THEY'VE BEEN...HELPING ME.

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU AIN' CLEARED THIS WITH US.

HOLD ON, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

YOU'RE WITH THEM?

YEAH,

SHE'S BEEN HELPING US

WITH OUR LITTLE STING

OPERATION.

YEAH.

YEAH.

GO AHEAD AND ARREST HIM.

HUH. SABBIT TOE...

YEAH, YOU TOO.

THAT'S RIGHT.

[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]

WHY ARE YOU ASS-NAKED?

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT,

MUSH-MOUTH?

[ LAUGHS ]

DOO BAH HAGGY DOO ROW!

YOUR BALLS IS HANGING OUT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

WELL, YOU WON'T MAKE ANY

OF THIS STICK ANYWAY.

GIVE ME THE ITEM.

IT'S GLORIOUS!

WELL, I GUESS THIS CHANGES

OUR RELATIONSHIP.

I'M JUST GLAD

YOU'RE NOT A MAN.

YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE?

LET'S GO OUTSIDE...

Russo:

JUST ONE TASTE, ONE TASTE!

I'LL SAVE YOU, MR. RUSSO!

NO!

MR. ROGERS HIT ANYBODY?

RICARDO?

EVERYBODY OKAY?

I'VE BEEN SHOT, MAN.

Chris:
NO, MAN.

STAY WITH ME.

IT'S OKAY.

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.

I SEE THE LIGHT, MAN.

THAT'S A CHANDELIER.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

RI-- RICARDO.

RICARDO.

RIC-- RICARDO!

STOP PLAYING.

RICARDO!

STOP PLAYING!

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Ricardo:
[ CRYING ]

HE'S DEAD!

I KNOW, BABY.

[ SOBBING ]

[ SOBBING LOUDLY ]

IT'S OKAY. Shh, shh,

shh, shh, shh, shh.

[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]

Shh, shh.

WE HAVE ANOTHER FUNERAL

COMING IN 15 MINUTES.

OKAY.

GET OUT.

Ricardo:

WHY DO PEOPLE DIE?

NOW, I KNOW

YOU'RE ONLY FIVE WEEKS.

BUT I FIGURED, YOU KNOW,

THE WAY I WORK,

I BETTER:

GET STARTED EARLY.

YOU KNOW, MAN UP.

IT'S MY FALL SCHEDULE

OF CLASSES.

I WANT TO FINISH

WHAT I STARTED.

NOW, I KNOW MONEY'S

GONNA BE TIGHT,

BUT...I THINK

WE CAN MAKE IT.

WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING,

BABY.

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

[ LAUGHS ]

SO THAT'S IT, MAN.

THAT'S IT, RIGHT THERE.

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

WHAT'S UP?

GO AHEAD:

AND TELL HIM, MAN!

IT'S MINE, MAN.

WHAT'S YOURS?

THE PAWN SHOP, MAN!

MR. BUKAKI LEFT IT TO ME!

MAN, STOP LYING.

NO, HE'S NOT KIDDING.

IT'S HIS.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT RUNNING A BUSINESS?

HELL NO!

THAT'S -- THAT'S GOOD, MAN.

THAT'S REAL GOOD.

I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

GOT SOME NEW ITEMS IN, MAN.

I THINK YOU GUYS

MIGHT BE INTERESTED.

YEAH?

SURE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

OH, MAN, WHERE DID YOU

GET THOSE AT?

OH!

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FROM?

RICARDO!

I STOLE THEM FROM RUSSO'S

PERVERTED ART COLLECTION, MAN.

YOU ROBBED RUSSO?

THAT'S WHA I'M TALKING ABOUT!

THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE

A LITTLE STRONG MAN

WITH BIG SAPPHIRE BALLS.

AND THAT ONE...

LOOKS LIKE AN EGYPTIAN TACO?

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT WOMEN, DO YOU?

ANYTHING!

NAH.

BUT I'M LEARNING, MAN.

WENT ON A DATE WITH JADE

LAST NIGHT.

Chris:
WORD!

GOT TO HALF-BASE.

WHAT THE HELL IS HALF?

HELL, I DON'T KNOW.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

YOU DONE GOOD, RICARDO.

LADY-KILLER!

YEAH.

SAY, YOU KNOW WHAT,

WE CAN GET A LOT OF MON--

WHERE THE HELL --

SMALL TIMERS:

HEY:

COME ON:

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I DID NOT DO NOTHING!

AW, HELL NO!

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