Smartass Page #7

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Put the phone down.

We gotta go.

Yeah, I

will take your ass out.

No, no, no, no.

Let go of me.

We're leaving now.

No, you've done

enough for today.

Stop it, Nick.

Not a game, Freddie.

Okay, fine, f***ing stop.

Gosh, you can stop

manhandling me.

See what you made me do?

I had to shoot the damn phone.

Okay, I just wanted

to say goodbye.

You are f***in' ridiculous.

I know. Um...

Thanks for not

shooting each other.

I hope you buy

lots of nice things

and like, ya know,

take each other out

for fancy meals and stuff.

Listen, I'm not

a gang obviously.

Mm-mm.

But thanks for

letting me pretend.

You welcome.

She brings something

special outta me.

It's bad business

selling little girls.

Ya know,

I hope you live through this.

But if you don't,

you only have yourself to blame.

Hit me, hit me!

Oh.

Donny, hey!

Hey.

You got my money, ese?

Yeah.

Where's Chuchu?

Uh, I lost her.

Nice work.

Where?

In the desert.

We were kinda high

and I lost her

but I'm sure she's fine though.

Okay?

Who f***ing cares

if she's fine?

I f***ing care, okay?

So shut the f*** up, outlaw.

- Oh, shut the f*** up?

- Yeah.

You shut the f*** up.

Ah, my little Indian whore!

Alright, I'm

gonna take off, man.

Hey, hey, hey, Donny.

Wait, come here.

No, no, no, no.

No more gifts, alright?

Please, Venice, would you

tell him no more gifts.

Paolo, I totally

lost the last one.

I can't do this again,

alright, please.

Aw.

This is you.

Take it.

Take it.

You're in your own hands now.

And now, you're in my hands.

No!

Thank you.

I'll see ya.

Rod, by the way,

I'm super sorry

about what happened.

Nah, it's all sorted.

Anyway, I kinda miss

that rush, you know?

It's good.

Did you bury her?

Hey.

Nick, it's okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, I did.

Good.

Rod, would you mind if

I made a phone call?

It's long distance,

but it won't be too long.

Sure, kid, phone's in the back.

Thank you.

Who you calling?

My brother.

Ah, okay.

I'll see ya out there.

Yeah.

The Victims.

What?

That would've

been my gang name.

Deception tactic.

You're dangerous.

Don't confuse

tactics with character.

Hello?

Hugo?

So good to hear your voice.

How are you, buddy?

I'm cool, where are you?

Southern California.

Just below LA.

Hey, is Mom there?

Um, date with Richard.

Good, okay, are you

ready for this story?

- Uh-huh.

- Okay, so last night,

I was in the hood,

and I ended up

in the middle of this

crazy ass race war.

- In Compton?

- Close.

Were people getting shot at?

No, but these two gangsters

kept threatening

- to beat me up.

- What?

Yeah, but then we all became

friends, so it was okay.

No way.

Yeah,

oh, and guess what!

What?

Lowrider mission

accomplished.

Holy crap, did

they have hydraulics?

Yeah, it was pretty wild.

I really wish that you

were with me for that part.

How's everything back home?

Fine.

And Mom?

I don't know.

I miss you both.

Miss you too.

But don't come home for us.

Okay?

Promise?

Yeah, I promise.

Alright, will you tell Mom

that I love her

and not to worry?

She raised me right.

See you soon.

I promise.

Love you, bye.

Bye.

Ooh. Okay.

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