Smiley Page #7

Synopsis: Ashley goes to her new college while getting over the death of her mother. She meets some new people there including Binder ('Shane Dawson') while at a party and she learns about an urban legend of an online killer that has the nickname "Smiley" who can only be seen on the web and he apparently kills people after they type in "I did it for the lulz" three times. Soon after going to the party Ashley and her flatmate Proxy go online to test it out, with horrific results. She becomes paranoid and she starts to think she sees Smiley all over the place and feels that he may be chasing her, but how can that be if he is not real? Have they somehow released him from the internet?
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Production: Fever Productions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
3.5
Metacritic:
25
Rotten Tomatoes:
18%
R
Year:
2012
95 min
Website
1,474 Views


In my interview room,

and I just--

I don't know.

It's just weird.

He--it--okay,

whatever smiley is,

He's just

playing with us.

But how can you

erase everything over

the whole internet?

You can't.

Not if you're human.

I promise

I'm feeling better.

And it's

not like I'm saying

yesterday I was crazy

And today I'm not.

I still believe

everything I said,

But it

was just really weird

at the police station.

And?

Look, I'm not there yet,

But maybe I've

been having trouble

With what's real

and what's not.

Good.

Is it bad?

Acknowledging it

is good.

That's a scary thing to do,

Admit that your perceptions

are in conflict with

objective reality,

And it's the first step

to bringing them

in line with each other.

Are you sure?

Trust me. This is good.

Ashley:
Thanks so much

for doing this.

Hey, being

a total nerd is good

for something, right?

You're not a nerd.

And it's so awesome

that you gave me

your old computer.

Ah, well,

that's what friends do.

You didn't

have to do that.

I know,

but I wanted to.

So not to be

any nerdier than usual,

But this computer is

fully equipped, okay?

It has

your own firewall,

128-bit encryption

And a 256-bit key.

[ laughs ]

I don't know

what you just said,

But sounds good.

[ laughs ]

Okay,

this is the dungeon.

I am the dungeon master.

This is the dungeon

master's key.

Why, thank you,

dungeon master.

You're welcome,

princess.

Unfortunately

the dungeon master

Never gets

the princess.

Sometimes they do.

Whoa!

Ohh!

Heh. You crazy kids.

[ laughs ] hi.

So you're sure

you're cool with me

Going to my parents'

for the weekend?

I just--I really

gotta clear my head.

Yeah, totally.

Oh. Okay, well, uh,

I should probably go,

So see you later?

Bye, dungeon master.

Dungeon master?

[ laughs ]

that's kinky.

Not like that.

The nerd kind

of dungeon master.

Yeah.

He's sweet.

Whatever.

No judging here.

There are handcuffs

in my underwear drawer

if you need 'em.

If you need me,

call me.

Otherwise, I don't know.

We could just,

Like, video chat

the whole time.

Okay.

You'll be fine.

I know.

I'll talk to you?

Text me.

Okay.

Okay.

Have a good weekend.

Yeah, have fun.

[ sighs ]

so much fun. Bye.

Heh. Yes, really,

daddy, I'm fine.

Okay, sweetheart.

You know you can

always call me

if you need me, right?

Yes, I know.

I love you.

I love you back. Heh.

[ computer chime beeps ]

Oh, my god.

Thank god you're there.

Hey, what's up?

Are you okay?

I can't find zane.

Zane?

Yeah.

Um, we were gonna

do stuff on video chat.

It's the only thing

he's never late for.

[ sighs ]

What? What, you think

he's hooking up with

some other slut?

Mm, or...

Oh, my god.

Smiley?

I'm gonna call the cops.

No. I'll go.

No, you can't go

by yourself.

Binder will

come with me.

Uh, okay, fine, fine.

Okay, fine. Yeah,

I guess if he goes with you.

Okay, stay online.

I'll make sure

everything's okay.

Be careful!

Yeah. Bye.

Hey, you've reached

binder's voice mail.

Leave me a message.

Hey, binder. It's ashley.

Could you give me

a call when you get this?

Proxy just called me,

and zane's not, um--

Just call me when you

get this, okay?

Zane!

Hello?

Are you here?

[ man singing ballad

on stereo ]

Hello?

Zane?

[ ashley breathing heavily ]

nor should you

be thinking about me...

[ gasps ]

[ metal clinks ]

you would do

do your utmost

to destroy that feeling

that feeling for me

I should not be

thinking of...

[ screams ]

[ gasping ]

[ distorted ]

ashley.

Ashley.

Ashley. Ashley.

Ashley. Ashley.

No!

Ashley. Ashley.

[ hisses ]

[ line rings ]

This is diamond.

You have to help me.

Zane's dead.

I'm sorry. Who is this?

Ashley. Ashley brooks.

I called you about

the serial killer.

Ah, ms. Brooks. Heh heh.

Is this another one

of your friends

from cyberspace?

Yes. [ panting ]

He's dead.

I saw the body

in person.

Ms. Brooks.

[ beeps ]

Hello?

[ sighs ]

She dropped the call.

I'm sure

she'll call back.

Wha--did you just

hang up on me?

F***ing crackpots.

What the f***?

Proxy:
Ashley?

Proxy!

Ashley. Ashley,

what's going on?

Zane's dead.

Oh, my god.

Smiley cut off his face.

Oh, my god, ashley.

There's blood

everywhere.

Call the police.

Call 911. 911.

No.

No?

This has to stop now.

Oh, my god. No, no, no.

Ashley, no.

Do it.

No. You can't.

[ lock clicks ]

Come on. Do it

before I change my mind.

F***.

Are you sure?

You have to mean it,

proxy.

You have to picture him

killing me.

[ body falls ]

[ coughing ]

Oh, my god. Binder.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I really didn't mean

to do this to you.

It was an accident.

I promise.

It was an accident.

You're gonna be fine.

You're gonna be fine,

okay. Just breathe.

[ screaming ]

[ hisses ]

[ hisses ]

[ screams ]

[ clicking ]

What the...

Clayton:
What brings people

to do the things they do?

Reason and ethics can

explain some of man's motives,

But only some.

We all have the capacity

to commit the most...

Vicious of acts,

the cruelest of atrocities,

To do something

simply because we can.

But what prevents us

from doing the unthinkable?

From crossing over from

the light and into the dark?

Every community

lives by a moral code,

And when that code

is broken,

We're led to believe

that a force has been

unleashed onto the universe...

A score needed to be settled...

A bounty to be collected.

Of course,

we can never know for sure

The consequences

of our actions.

But one thing we know for sure

Is that our actions

will have consequences.

And in the struggle

between good and evil...

We'll never know

who has the last laugh.

Oh, my god.

Holy sh*t.

Ohh.

Boys, we f***ing

did it.

Dude, that b*tch

went f***ing splat.

Yeah, I gotta

instagram that.

Woman:

Guys, what happened?

We didn't even

get to come out.

Our noob fell

And broke her neck.

She's dead.

[ opera music playing ]

Oh, my god.

[ sighs ]

That's awesome.

Oh, sh*t.

We have to get

out of here.

Oh, relax.

We're fine.

Proxy:
Oh, my god! Ashley!

Ashley!

What's going on?!

Oh, my god.

Shut up, you whore.

It's over.

What do you mean

it's over?

She fell on her head,

and now she's dead.

Oh. That rhymed.

Oh, my god.

That's fantastic!

Hey, uh, daniel day-lewis,

Your girlfriend just

landed a triple lindy

on her brain.

What up?

Ah, and I didn't even

get to f*** her?

Ah, well, she's not

going anywhere.

You're right. Hmm.

Oh, and, uh,

by the way, good call

on the double kill.

I really thought

I cut you up there

for a sec.

Ah, well, you know,

a little latex

And corn syrup

goes a long way.

[ laughs ]

Wait. Did ashley

do it on purpose,

Or it was

an accident?

It was

an accident,

But we're still

calling it a win

for anonymous.

Whoo!

Uh, not sure

Our hacktivist branch

will condone this.

Okay, you know what?

F*** those guys.

They don't get to

say who's anonymous

and who's not.

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