
Smiley Page #7
In my interview room,
and I just--
I don't know.
It's just weird.
He--it--okay,
whatever smiley is,
He's just
playing with us.
But how can you
erase everything over
the whole internet?
You can't.
Not if you're human.
I promise
I'm feeling better.
And it's
not like I'm saying
yesterday I was crazy
And today I'm not.
I still believe
everything I said,
But it
was just really weird
at the police station.
And?
Look, I'm not there yet,
But maybe I've
been having trouble
With what's real
and what's not.
Good.
Is it bad?
Acknowledging it
is good.
That's a scary thing to do,
Admit that your perceptions
are in conflict with
objective reality,
And it's the first step
to bringing them
in line with each other.
Are you sure?
Trust me. This is good.
Ashley:
Thanks so muchfor doing this.
Hey, being
a total nerd is good
for something, right?
You're not a nerd.
And it's so awesome
that you gave me
your old computer.
Ah, well,
that's what friends do.
You didn't
have to do that.
I know,
but I wanted to.
So not to be
any nerdier than usual,
But this computer is
fully equipped, okay?
It has
your own firewall,
128-bit encryption
And a 256-bit key.
[ laughs ]
I don't know
what you just said,
But sounds good.
[ laughs ]
Okay,
this is the dungeon.
I am the dungeon master.
This is the dungeon
master's key.
Why, thank you,
dungeon master.
You're welcome,
princess.
Unfortunately
the dungeon master
Never gets
the princess.
Sometimes they do.
Whoa!
Ohh!
Heh. You crazy kids.
[ laughs ] hi.
So you're sure
you're cool with me
Going to my parents'
for the weekend?
I just--I really
gotta clear my head.
Yeah, totally.
Oh. Okay, well, uh,
I should probably go,
So see you later?
Bye, dungeon master.
Dungeon master?
[ laughs ]
that's kinky.
Not like that.
The nerd kind
of dungeon master.
Yeah.
He's sweet.
Whatever.
No judging here.
There are handcuffs
in my underwear drawer
if you need 'em.
If you need me,
call me.
Otherwise, I don't know.
We could just,
Like, video chat
the whole time.
Okay.
You'll be fine.
I know.
I'll talk to you?
Text me.
Okay.
Okay.
Have a good weekend.
Yeah, have fun.
[ sighs ]
so much fun. Bye.
Heh. Yes, really,
daddy, I'm fine.
Okay, sweetheart.
You know you can
always call me
if you need me, right?
Yes, I know.
I love you.
I love you back. Heh.
Oh, my god.
Thank god you're there.
Hey, what's up?
Are you okay?
I can't find zane.
Zane?
Yeah.
Um, we were gonna
It's the only thing
he's never late for.
[ sighs ]
What? What, you think
he's hooking up with
some other slut?
Mm, or...
Oh, my god.
Smiley?
I'm gonna call the cops.
No. I'll go.
No, you can't go
by yourself.
Binder will
come with me.
Uh, okay, fine, fine.
Okay, fine. Yeah,
I guess if he goes with you.
Okay, stay online.
I'll make sure
everything's okay.
Be careful!
Yeah. Bye.
Hey, you've reached
binder's voice mail.
Leave me a message.
Hey, binder. It's ashley.
Could you give me
a call when you get this?
Proxy just called me,
and zane's not, um--
Just call me when you
get this, okay?
Zane!
Hello?
Are you here?
[ man singing ballad
on stereo ]
Hello?
Zane?
[ ashley breathing heavily ]
nor should you
be thinking about me...
[ gasps ]
[ metal clinks ]
you would do
do your utmost
to destroy that feeling
that feeling for me
I should not be
thinking of...
[ screams ]
[ gasping ]
[ distorted ]
ashley.
Ashley.
Ashley. Ashley.
Ashley. Ashley.
No!
Ashley. Ashley.
[ hisses ]
[ line rings ]
This is diamond.
You have to help me.
Zane's dead.
I'm sorry. Who is this?
Ashley. Ashley brooks.
I called you about
the serial killer.
Ah, ms. Brooks. Heh heh.
Is this another one
of your friends
from cyberspace?
Yes. [ panting ]
He's dead.
I saw the body
in person.
Ms. Brooks.
[ beeps ]
Hello?
[ sighs ]
She dropped the call.
I'm sure
she'll call back.
Wha--did you just
hang up on me?
F***ing crackpots.
What the f***?
Proxy:
Ashley?Proxy!
Ashley. Ashley,
what's going on?
Zane's dead.
Oh, my god.
Smiley cut off his face.
Oh, my god, ashley.
There's blood
everywhere.
Call the police.
Call 911. 911.
No.
No?
This has to stop now.
Oh, my god. No, no, no.
Ashley, no.
Do it.
No. You can't.
[ lock clicks ]
Come on. Do it
before I change my mind.
F***.
Are you sure?
You have to mean it,
proxy.
You have to picture him
killing me.
[ body falls ]
[ coughing ]
Oh, my god. Binder.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I really didn't mean
to do this to you.
It was an accident.
I promise.
It was an accident.
You're gonna be fine.
You're gonna be fine,
okay. Just breathe.
[ screaming ]
[ hisses ]
[ hisses ]
[ screams ]
[ clicking ]
What the...
Clayton:
What brings peopleto do the things they do?
Reason and ethics can
explain some of man's motives,
But only some.
We all have the capacity
to commit the most...
Vicious of acts,
the cruelest of atrocities,
To do something
simply because we can.
But what prevents us
from doing the unthinkable?
From crossing over from
the light and into the dark?
Every community
lives by a moral code,
And when that code
is broken,
We're led to believe
that a force has been
unleashed onto the universe...
A score needed to be settled...
A bounty to be collected.
Of course,
we can never know for sure
The consequences
of our actions.
But one thing we know for sure
Is that our actions
will have consequences.
And in the struggle
between good and evil...
We'll never know
who has the last laugh.
Oh, my god.
Holy sh*t.
Ohh.
Boys, we f***ing
did it.
Dude, that b*tch
went f***ing splat.
Yeah, I gotta
instagram that.
Woman:
Guys, what happened?
We didn't even
get to come out.
Our noob fell
And broke her neck.
She's dead.
[ opera music playing ]
Oh, my god.
[ sighs ]
That's awesome.
Oh, sh*t.
We have to get
out of here.
Oh, relax.
We're fine.
Proxy:
Oh, my god! Ashley!Ashley!
What's going on?!
Oh, my god.
Shut up, you whore.
It's over.
What do you mean
it's over?
She fell on her head,
and now she's dead.
Oh. That rhymed.
Oh, my god.
That's fantastic!
Hey, uh, daniel day-lewis,
Your girlfriend just
landed a triple lindy
on her brain.
What up?
Ah, and I didn't even
get to f*** her?
Ah, well, she's not
going anywhere.
You're right. Hmm.
Oh, and, uh,
by the way, good call
on the double kill.
I really thought
I cut you up there
for a sec.
Ah, well, you know,
a little latex
And corn syrup
goes a long way.
[ laughs ]
Wait. Did ashley
do it on purpose,
Or it was
an accident?
It was
an accident,
But we're still
calling it a win
for anonymous.
Whoo!
Uh, not sure
Our hacktivist branch
will condone this.
Okay, you know what?
F*** those guys.
They don't get to
say who's anonymous
and who's not.
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