
Smiley Page #8
The troll army?
They don't have
any command
or control.
I mean, they say
we're off message?
No, f*** them.
They're off message.
Because, I mean,
there's only
one reason to troll.
For the lulz.
For the lulz!
For the lulz!
Amen, brother.
Well, now that
she's dead,
I guess smiley's
dead, too, right?
Heh. God,
you know what, kells?
I'm really glad we
killed you off early,
'cause I feel like you
just don't get it.
You see,
smiley's not dead.
Smiley is immortal.
Smiley'll be around
longer than any of us.
You know, he's like
the pyramids
Or the great work
of william shakespeare.
He's chocolate rain.
[ laughs ]
And these masks,
They're in boxes
all over campus
And about
20 other campuses.
It's only a matter of time
before the copycats
start rolling in.
Smiley can be anyone
Anywhere
at any time.
[ laughs ]
The first viral
serial killer.
Oh, god,
something tells me
Smiley's gonna be really
popular this Halloween.
Ah, it's gonna
be historic.
People are gonna be
speaking our names
for generations.
Except they don't actually
know our names, right?
You know what?
That part's actually
really important.
We should probably
get our sh*t
And get the f***
out of here.
[ sighs ]
I kind of have a boner.
Is that weird?
Look, zane, um,
is she really dead?
Uh, yeah.
She's really,
really, really dead.
Are we bad people?
Yeah.
Why did we do this?
Seriously?
Oh, well, I don't know
why you did it,
But I know why I did it.
That's not funny,
zane.
[ chuckles ]
We really
killed her.
Oh, come on.
She killed herself.
Yeah.
Proxy!
[ hisses ]
[ screams ]
Holy sh*t.
[ ballad playing ]
Man:
I shouldnot be seeing you
nor should you
be seeing me
we know
that it can never be
you and I together
I should not want
to be around you
nor should you
want to be around me
it's all because
of that feeling
the feeling
the first time we met
if you knew
knew how blue
how lonely
I have come to be
you would do
do your utmost
to destroy that feeling
that feeling for me
I should not be
thinking of you
nor should you
be thinking of me
we know that it can never be
you and I together
I should not be
thinking of you
nor should you
be thinking of me
we know that it can never be
you and I together
[ gasp echoes ]
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