Smoking Guns Page #7
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and offers a reward
of heaven in return.
It's a simple code of conduct.
If you're good more than
you're bad, you go to heaven.
If you're bad more than
you're good, you go to hell.
It's the same across the board.
Every religion, in essence,
is more or less the same,
bar a few tiny
variations to the rules.
Good is good, bad is bad.
Good equals everlasting joy.
Bad equals eternal pain
and suffering.
The problem is,
men will always do bad...
and they'll know
they're doing wrong
and whether you
threaten them with hell
or eternal damnation
or whatever;
they will still knowingly do it
if they feel it necessary
in whatever predicament
they find themselves
in at the time,
and just hope that they
can balance it out
with enough good for the rest of
their lives to make up for it.
- The truth is, a real man...
[tapping sound]
will happily do something bad
for the sake of his family,
- even kill, if necessary...
[tapping continues]
whatever the deterrent.
[knife tapping on the table]
Jack.
What?
Let me see the gun.
What for?
I just wanna see it.
After I'm eating.
Come on, let me have a look
at it before someone comes up.
There's probably
cameras in here.
Don't be stupid,
they ain't got cameras up here.
Come on, let me have
a look at it, man.
[soft chuckle]
[hard rock chord plays]
- Jack.
- What?
You should have taken
the 30 grand.
[hard rock chord plays]
Stop going on about it, Yiannis.
I'm being serious.
it was the right thing to do.
[hard rock chord plays]
It's done now, so f*** it.
["Bad to the Bone" by George
Thorogood & The Destroyers]
On the day I was born
The nurses
all gathered round
And they gazed
in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said leave this one alone
That I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad
Bad to the bone
I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a
thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours
pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya, honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad
Bad to the bone
[Jack] I already
knew to get out of hell
I'd have to dance
with the devil.
And it seems the devil
you have chose for me
comes in the shape
of a camp gangster,
a washed up fighter,
and an out of date male model.
One way or another, this version
of me checks out, today,
so how can I be frightened
and intimidated
when I've already
laid it all on the line.
I'm a man with nothing left, which
means I have nothing more to lose.
Intimidation might work
with Yiannis,
and Ian might be gullible enough to
believe Yiannis's bullshit story
about this clown killing
two Yardie gangsters.
But how can I be intimidated
on the day of my resurrection?
My pulse beats calm, my head
is clearer than it's ever been.
This is my final battle
in my personal revolution,
and whatever the obstacles
you have put in front of me
I know I have the will to smash right
through them on the road to grace.
I haven't had a
Knickerbocker Glory since 1998.
You see, I have the capacity to be
fat, so I have to watch the calories.
My mother was fat,
so was my father, really fat.
So I have to be careful.
But when I saw
they had this on the menu...
I mean, most places don't
even do it anymore.
I am a man
of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble
all my days
- I bid farewell...
Mm...
[Jack] A gangster's greed
can never overcome
my quest for glory,
and that's all it is, greed.
How much more does
he really need?
I'm sure he already has a
nice house, a flash motor,
and sex on tap, but greed is
what drives him to want more.
Well, I want a go
and I'm not greedy.
I just want to know
what winning feels like.
Lean in a bit, Ian.
A bit closer.
Try that cherry.
Now, how sweet is that?
- It's sweet and yummy.
- Sweet and yummy.
In fact, you could say I've just
- I'm Richard, by the way.
- I know who you are, mate.
Do you?
Yeah, you're Richard Holt,
people call you Holt.
What people are they?
I've lived round here
my entire life, I ain't no mug.
I know the people
that are worth knowing about.
I'm flattered.
So, tell me what else
do people say about me?
- Are you a coke dealer?
- Shut it, Ian!
[Holt laughing]
Mark...
Mark, do me a favor, swap seats
with young Ian, will you?
Come on, come round here.
Alright.
Sit down, come here,
let me tell you something.
The innocence of youth, aye?
I love it, I really love it.
A drug dealer?
You know, I haven't sold
a wrap of coke in years.
And I'm certainly not a dealer.
I'm more of a...
I'm more of a...
He's more of a... a senior
commodities opportunist consultant.
A senior commodities
opportunist consultant.
Bravo, Zack, bravo.
I take it that was
a pre-prepared answer?
Zack's been contemplating what to put
on his mortgage application form.
[chuckles]
Got to put something down,
you know.
Fake pay slips or not,
can't leave occupation empty,
and that pretty much
summed it up nicely.
You should have put assassin, or
something really cool sounding down.
On my mortgage
application forms?
That's why you're
still renting, Mark.
An opportunist,
one who takes advantage
of any situation in order
to achieve an end goal.
Now, just because
I've been known, in the past,
to relieve the odd coke dealer
of their associated possessions
and sell it on
to the highest bidder,
that does not make me
a f***ing coke dealer.
Well, in these times
of recession,
a man's got to make a
living somehow, I suppose.
My thoughts exactly,
Yiannis, my thoughts exactly.
A drug dealer?
Young Ian, I've got a bit
more class than that, mate.
I heard through the grapevine
that you killed a couple
of Jamaican Yardies.
Is that true
or is that a bullshit?
Jamaican Yardies?
See, I thought it was bullshit,
told the boys
the same thing earlier.
I told them you ain't
got the eyes of a killer.
I'm sorry, I just...
I keep... I get emotional.
The eyes of a killer?
Yeah, the eyes of a killer,
you ain't got them.
The eyes of a killer, Zack.
What a terrible,
clich thing to say.
I mean, how corny is this guy?
Well, have you ever
killed anyone?
No, I mean,
I hate the sight of blood.
But that's not the point.
It's still a clich,
corny thing to say.
Well, what about you?
You're a f***ing walking clich,
all three of you,
the gangster and his goons.
You two look like
a pair of poofs.
And you, you look like
a f***ing joke.
I don't buy any of it.
I'm not a goon, you ask anyone.
I'm actually really
a nice bloke.
Is that what you actually
do for a living, rob dealers?
I take advantage
of situations, young Ian.
Take our friend,
Jack, over there.
Jack, currently has a betting
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