Smoking Guns Page #8
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slip on him that's worth 30K,
and in approximately 15 minutes,
that betting slip's either going
to be worth 350K or f*** all.
Now, Jack,
I love your balls, mate,
I really do.
But I can't afford
to take that chance.
You see, you're clearly more
of an optimist than I am.
And here we all are,
the six of us.
You with the betting slip
inside your jacket pocket.
And this might be
my last chance.
And our friend, Yiannis,
is right.
I mean, opportunities
are limited right now.
Jack, you are gonna
give me the betting slip
and I'm gonna go claim my money.
And in the meantime, you three monkeys
are gonna sit with my two pals.
And if you're well behaved, you
won't meet my friend, Nagamaki.
A f***ing triad?
[laughing]
No, mate, you are brilliant,
no, no.
Nagamaki is a Samurai sword
that I own
and is currently
in the possession of Mark.
Mark go on, show them, go on.
Look at that, young Ian,
just have a look,
so sharp, so smooth, so shiny.
So...
Jack, I hate to make threats,
I really do.
The betting slip.
I can't do that, mate.
I'm sorry?
I said I can't
f***ing do that, mate!
No need to get violent.
Jack, no, no, no, no, no.
You see, you're gonna force me
to get into the whole clich,
alpha male, my dick's bigger
than your dick type argument,
and I'll be frank,
But, I really have got
a 12-incher in my pants
So, if I don't choke
you with that,
that thing will cut you
in f***ing two.
I can't let you take it off
him, mate. I'm sorry, I can't.
Is that what Pipi
was doing at the bookies?
Selling you that thing?
That's a replica conversion.
Pipi, what a ridiculous name.
A ridiculous name
for a ridiculous little man.
You know, that's only
good for one shot, right?
Have you fired it yet?
Not yet.
So I take it
the gun is yours, Jack.
Alright, that makes more sense.
So, Yiannis, are you gonna
shoot me with that?
I don't want to,
but if I have to, I will.
You're like a female Kangaroo.
You know a female Kangaroo
has got three vaginas,
three holes to get f***ed
in; one, two and three.
So, Mr. One Shot Man,
who you gonna shoot?
Yeah, but he's got the gun
pointing at you, ain't he?
So, you'll be dead first.
I don't own guns of my own?
And what makes you think
that just because
I underestimated your little
crew this time around...
Our crew.
[Holt] Next time,
I won't over compensate
and rain down a hail of bullets
on you when you least expect it?
Well, it's me your
trying to rob, isn't it?
So, I guess it makes
it between me and you.
You wanna die or something?
Depends what happens
in the next race.
You know, car crashes can bring
us closer to our mortality.
So, if you're feeling suicidal,
what I suggest, is you
give me that betting slip
and save you any aggro later.
Nah, I mean, you seem
like a nice bloke and that,
but I'd rather give
it to someone I know.
There's a parasite...
it's called
the toxoplasma gondii,
and it can only sexually reproduce
inside the guts of a cat.
So, to that end,
it infects rats
and then changes their behavior,
so the rats become
less scared of the cat.
Then those poor rats unwittingly
walk into the jaws of death.
See my little mate, Ian, he
loves a little bit of bullshit.
["La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens]
[Jack] Please, look out
for Ian when I'm gone.
Ian, wouldn't hurt a fly unless killing
flies got you a hard man reputation.
Unfortunately, beating up
faux gangsters does,
and Ian couldn't
resist the opportunity
to step out of the shadow
of his dad's success
and become the hero he's always
seen himself one day becoming.
[music continues]
[indistinct chatter]
Cheeky, f***ing bastard.
[speaking indistinct]
- I've got you, mate, I've got you.
- I know, bruv.
That c*nt,
he deserved it didn't he?
I f***ing told
youse boys, didn't I?
I told you he's just a
reputational rhino, didn't I?
He half admitted it himself,
didn't he?
He admitted he hadn't
killed anyone, right?
F***ing weighed him in.
It's all just f***ing urban
legends, you know what I mean?
He will be back,
trust me on this.
If he's got the ballocks,
Yiannis, to come back,
which after a beating
like that, I doubt very much.
He even said it himself,
didn't he,
he said when we least expect it?
But we're f***ing expecting
it right now, ain't we?
Nah, he won't be back for
Seriously, Yiannis,
give me the f***ing gun.
I'll show this c*nt
who's a f***ing killer.
Look, we'll watch this race,
and then we'll lay low for a couple
of months, avoid this place.
You f***!
I'll f***ing waste you, man,
you f***ing piece of sh*t.
Just in case he
f***ing comes back for us
with a f***ing bucket...
you know.
And you know only got
one shot in that thing?
You should have bought
a f***ing magnum, bruv.
Next one to make a f***ing move
gets a bullet in the brain.
That's it, Yian,
f***ing cool line, mate.
[Yiannis] So let's just
watch this race and go.
He won't f***ing come back,
I'm telling you, man.
He'll blow a bit of hot air
and tell his pals
how he's gonna
kill us all, yeah.
But he won't do f*** all.
It's between me and you, yeah?
It was between me and you.
Oh, yeah... f***er.
[Jack]
Ian, you need to hold it down
for a couple of days though,
yeah.
I mean, you're just
a kid, mate, you know,
stop hanging about
in places like this
with scum bags
and f***ing lowlifes.
You'll end up like me, mate,
in your 30s,
not f***ing two brown
pennies to rub together,
no friends, no family, no job...
- Hear we go again.
- What?
Stop feeling f***ing
sorry for yourself.
You just turned down 30 grand
so things can't be
that bad for you.
Come on, Yian!
That was my f***ing move
you bunch of f***ing wankers!
You just cost me
30 f***ing grand!
Only God can judge
my decisions, Yiannis,
good or bad, right or wrong.
Listen, you two, f***ing,
thank you, yeah.
Jack, bruv, honestly we...
we properly f***ed him up
didn't we, bruv? F***ed him.
Lookit, man, you think I'd let someone
beat you, mate, in front of me?
No, I was f***ing, I was getting
the better of him anyway wasn't I?
[upbeat music]
You alright, Holt?
No, I'm f***ing not alright.
Zack... how much is it gonna
cost me for their heads?
- All three of them?
- Yeah, all three of them.
Hang on a minute,
that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
- I mean, we tried to rob them.
- Harsh is it?
Have you seen
the state of my face?
I've had worse.
Zack... how much?
And don't take the piss.
Rich, I was expecting...
an easy ten today.
I'm desperate for the
cash at the moment, mate.
Since that 5K win,
my luck has turned south
and I can't catch a winner, no.
So, I was playing this game
the other day
using this thing called
a Martingale theory.
Have you heard of that?
What you do right, is you
double the bet after every loss,
so that the first win will
recover all previous losses,
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