Smother Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2008
- 92 min
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They're very rootages.
I don't wanna calm.
I want my wife to live
where she's supposed to.
That's a dream we all share,
but obviously she's mad with you.
She said you
I know what she says.
Did you
besides your mother
wants my salty prune bag?
You want to see it?
I'll prove to you
how disgusting I am.
I'll take a rain check, OK.
Is that my extension cord?
No, it's mine.
Are you sure?
Yeah, believe it or not.
I own my extension cord.
Oh, but mine has
a green little tab by
Would you focus?
On what?
On how she gets to
make wild accusations?
She has too much time
on her hands.
She does nothing but invent
problems for herself.
She reads too many spy novels!
It's better than
watching Strategic
Air Command all the time!
Mom, just stand out of it, OK?
Listen, if we're gonna make her home,
you must move on to
talk to her like an adult.
You know what?
I think I'm through
talking for a while.
You take over.
See you, Noah. OK.
Hey. Dad, don't be stupid.
Bye bye!
You people are out of your minds.
It's all in your head,
you hear me?
That's the spirit!
Way to find common ground!
How's it going?
These banks want to loan me
anything with my credit.
What about asking your dad?
Maybe he could co-sign
or something.
My guess is he'd side
with the banks.
Do you think he's really
cheating on her?
No, I think my mom just needs
chaos in her life to function.
I don't even know what
I'd do if I found out
that behind my back.
In the bedroom?
They come all the way off.
Could I get two minutes
to brush my teeth?
OK.
Give me the winner.
Too thin, Oh Geez, Oh yeah
This is a rock.
OK.
Let's go quick.
Noah, What's wrong?
Nothing.
I'm fine.
Honey, you're pulling my hair.
I'am Sorry.
OK, come on.
Guys?
Is there an extra pillow in there?
Mine's really uncomfortable.
Yeah, as uncomfortable
as a motel room?
Right on.
What?!
Noah, are you sleeping there?
Yes, I'm asleep.
OK, good.
Cause I don't wanna bother
you if you're asleep.
If you're asleep I really
Mom?
What?
Spit it out.
Did you set your alarm for
work tomorrow?
Yes.
Good.
Okay, I'm just checking,
because you know.
I don't have a clock in my room.
And I'm excited
about work tomorrow
so I can't sleep.
And I took the wrong medication,
so I'm a little keyed up.
OK. I need you to
go back to your room
and not come out
the rest of the night.
Can you can do that for me?
Oh, sure.
Natch.
No problem.
And don't you worry about a thing.
And I didn't hear
you're doing that.
I don't understand
how you can let a few minor
distractions ruin everything.
See if you can tell me
what word
Doesn't belong here.
Son, Mom, boner.
Whatever.
for the next two nights
are going to be
the peak of my cycle.
So we have to do something
both nights, okay?
Sounds so romantic.
I have to be up early.
Spoony?
Grow up.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop!
What's up?
What the hell are you doing?!
Uh... I'm going to
the supermarket.
I found that
I need some soy beans.
It's one o'clock
in the morning!
Okay, alright.
You know,
I'm going over to your
Father's house.
You're going to spy on him?
I'm not going to spy on him,
I'm just going to discreetly
monitor some of his activities.
That's all.
See, this is what
I'm talking about,
Just get out of the car.
You know what? You can ignore
What's going on if you want to.
But I need to go do this.
So you can either come with me or
Isn't that obvious to you?
Why don't you get in the trunk
and let's have a conversation.
Anything out of...
What are you doing?
Get in.
See, there's nothing going on.
We've only been here five minutes,
be patient.
You know you look better from inside.
Maybe you should move back in
and call me with a full report.
I mean you really think dad's
going to bring another
woman back here?
With Grandma around?
Let me tell you something.
Helen's no fan of mine.
Maybe She's covering for him.
Maybe She's getting paid
for her silence.
I really don't know.
Who's paying her?
Zero one-thirty-four.
Nothing to report.
Do you want some corn nuts?
No thank you.
I've got plenty.
Thanks anyway.
They're high in fiber.
I'd love some.
Great.
Do You know what I got.
I've got Ranch,
Jalapeno and Barbeque.
You're surprising me.
OK.
Oh, what is it?
Oh my... Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Never mind
Dad's got a sex with her
It's just Satan.
Your father would never admit it,
but she runs his life.
Sometimes it's easier to take
the path of least resistance.
Trust me on that one.
Zero-one-thirty-five,
mother-in-law confirmed
inside residence.
What are you laughing, hey?
That's very impressive
lingo there, Condor.
You know, you make fun of me,
but I've read a lot about
how the CIA operates.
I know how they do business at
the highest levels of government.
In fact, if I got in a situation
at the Pentagon-
Do you even hear what
you're saying, the Pentagon?
everything Ive read,
that I can find my way around
and get out of a jam.
I'd need a Glock though.
You know I'm so happy that
I was recruited for this mission.
I think the top brass
is going to be
really impressed
with our results.
You know.
You think that
I really enjoy this?
Is that what you really think that
I like spying on my husband?
I've known Gene since
I was sixteen years old.
He is my whole entire life.
And if I stopped...
Never mind, you know what.
Let's
Let's just go.
Surveillance ended
zero-one-thirty-six.
Rise and shine, Twinkle Toes!
Today is the first day of
the rest of your life!
Wow...
Bye bye, Sammi.
Bye Myron.
Bye
This also comes a red oak.
Oh, wait. Sorry.
OK. OK.
I used to using coffee.
But you could use it in oil.
Mom, hit it.
Come down here.
Look at it.
The dirty is like disappear.
Disappear.
Mom. Mom. Mom.
Hey guys.
What are you doing here?
I was just in the neighborhood.
I thought I'd stopped
by and say hi.
Sometimes when you
get some responsibilities.
You can't let it gone.
Don't you have the whole
responsibility to make the whole...
Is your mother still
being your mother?
things out, I guess.
Would you like me to hand you
a glass of water, Grandma?
What are you watching?
Strategic Air Command.
Honey, I just did tell you.
Why are you fast forwarding?
I skip all the scenes
with June Allyson.
She does nothing but b*tch.
That's June Allyson for you.
Look, there was another reason
I stopped by that...
Yeah, what's that?
Well, I've decided I'm going to
take a crack at running my own
physical therapy practice.
Uh huh.
Bank's not really in a position
to loan me anything right now,
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