Snatched Page #9

I really thought you were dead.

This is great,

but we really got to get

the f*** out of here.

Okay, Okay-

(DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE)

LINDA:
Okay, okay.

(BOTH GROANING)

(GRUNTING)

Okay.

The car's over here.

LINDA:
Oh, my God.

EMILY:
Are you okay?

No.

(TIRES SQUEAL)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

BOTH:
Oh, my God!

LINDA:
Put up the window.

Do you have some cyanide

we could take, or something?

Oh, my God!

Hurry up! Hurry up!

(LINDA SCREAMS)

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

It doesn't hurt too much,

but roll it down.

No.

Roll it down, pendeja.

No!

Push the f***ing button.

I can't, pendeja.

It's broken.

It's broken?

Yeah, sorry. Goodbye.

(SCREAMING)

Hi!

No! No! No!

No! No!

No!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(CHOKES)

No!

Now, I'm gonna kill you.

Don't touch my daughter!

(GRUNTS)

(COUGHS)

(BOTH GROANING)

Don't move!

Now what?

Do you wanna dance?

(MOCK HUMS)

(EMILY GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Yes!

Nice kick, malparida.

Nice kick.

Now

let me show you my dance.

Oh, my God.

(SOFT WHISTLE)

(MORGADO SCREAMING)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(WHISTLES)

Ugh! Okay.

I beg you.

Don't shoot me.

You f***ed with

the wrong b*tches.

Yeah, you did.

Kill him, Mom.

No. I can't.

This is a mom thing.

No, this isn't a mom thing.

You got this.

It's not what I do well.

EMILY:
I don't do it well.

You did it before.

Those were accidental.

I can't hold it anymore.

Okay, here I go.

Go!

I'm gonna count down,

I'm gonna do it.

Please. Please.

100...

99...

(VEHICLES APPROACHING)

Oh, f***!

Oh, thank God!

Come on. Kill me.

Now I'm getting the confidence.

Give me that thing.

Oh, okay.

No, I can't do that.

I just got excited.

Don't move!

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(GRUNTS)

I will kill you.

Very rude!

Very rude!

Here we go.

Moving in hot.

This is what we trained for.

You, on the roof.

You, on the roof.

You, also on the roof.

Everyone on the roof.

I know you're scared...

Again, shut the f*** up, man!

Okay?

Okay,

Jeffrey.

What?

Jeffrey!

Mama...

Mama! Mama!

Mama!

(SOBBING) Mama!

(INAUDIBLE)

I missed you.

(LAUGHING) Oh, my God!

I'm so happy to see you.

I left the house.

EMILY:
You left the house.

I made all these men come...

EMILY:
What?

Oh!

Here! I made them come here

to get you.

I missed you!

I missed you, too!

Hey. Agent Russell.

Let me take that from you.

Good job with Morgado.

We've been looking for him

for a while.

Oh, my God.

He's so mean.

Anyway, your brother

really cares about you.

Mama!

He's a real bummer.

Oh, yeah. The worst.

Yep. Awful.

Full agreement.

Morgan. Morgan!

(YELLS) What?

Thank you.

You're the best!

You're the best!

Thank you for your help.

(ALL LAUGHING)

I wanna go home so f***ing bad.

I'm so hungry.

I'm so hungry.

(ENGINE TURNS OFF)

Let's get the f*** out of here!

(ALL CHEERING)

(MALAY MUSIC PLAYING)

Can I have just whatever

everyone is drinking?

Just, like,

your signature thing.

Yeah.

Hi.

HEY:

What brings you down here?

Oh, uh...

I'm actually volunteering.

That's awesome.

Yeah, it's really fun.

Can I get you a drink?

Uh...

I'm kind of here with somebody.

Oh.

LINDA:
Honey!

Hi, Mom!

Oh, God, this is so fun!

Isn't it?

I know.

Okay, so anyway, I met this

fascinating woman over there.

And she's gonna take us

to her home

and she's gonna teach us

how to make murtabak.

What is that?

It's a stuffed pancake.

Awesome!

I'm gonna go make a request

because I want to dance.

Oh, I love you.

(LAUGHING) I love you.

You're here with your mother.

Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

Why? (CHUCKLES)

Um...

She's f***ing awesome.

That's really sweet.

Her tit is out.

Wait, what?

Oh, Mom!

Oh, dancing with myself

Well there's nothing to lose

And there's nothing to prove

I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all

over the world

And there's every

type of girl

But your empty eyes

Seem to pass me by

Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink

'Cause it'll give me

time to think

If I had the chance

I'd ask the world to dance

And I'll be dancing

with myself

Oh, dancing with myself

Oh, oh, dancing with myself

Well there's nothing to lose

And there's nothing to prove

I'll be dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

If I looked all

over the world

And there's

every type of girl

But your empty eyes

Seem to pass me by

JEFFREY:
Mama!

So let's sink another drink

'Cause it'll give me

time to think

If I had the chance

I'd ask the world to dance

And I'll be dancing

with myself

Oh, oh, dancing with myself

Oh, oh, dancing with myself

If I had the chance

I'd ask the world to dance

Oh, oh, oh

(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)

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