Snow White and the Three Stooges Page #7

Remember what

she did to me?

What she is doing to

our beloved Snow White?

lt's time to rid our country

of this tyrant!

l give you my heart,

my arm, my sword!

Will you follow me?

- Aye, and to the death!

- Freedom from the queen!

[ All Cheering ]

Aye!

- Then rouse all who are loyal!

- And see that they are armed!

- Follow me!

- [ All Cheering ]

Come on.

Let's go!

Fang of snake,

tail of rat...

eye of toad

and claw of cat.

Deadly nightshade,

hippo fat...

spider's eyebrow,

wing of bat.

Just right.

Drain it.

Drain it to

the diabolic dregs.

[ Sighs ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Gagging, Retching ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Coughing Continues ]

Superb. Superb!

lt's working like a charm.

- Aahba!

- [ Explosion ]

[ Cackling ]

Magnificent!

Oh!

[ Gasps ]

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Perfect. Perfect!

At least you didn't bungle this one.

Bungle it?

l surpassed myself.

Now, a poison strong enough

to dissolve her very bones!

Ah. l have

the very thing.

Here. Tempting, is it not?

Yet one small bite of this,

the merest nibble...

and she will sleep for

40 moons and 40 suns...

then die forever!

[ Laughs ]

Oh!

Pretty, pretty pippin.

Oh! l could kiss you!

And Snow White so loves apples.

[ Laughs ]

Red fire to aid you

in disguises.

[ Giggles ]

Oh!

Yes, l will need this.

[ Snorts ]

And last but not least, your broomstick.

Catch.

[ Gasps, Cackles ]

Prepare, Snow White, to meet your doom!

Now track her down,

avenging broom.

[ Kisses, Cackles ]

Good hunting.

Away. Tallyho!

[ Cackling ]

With your last grain of sand

she dies forever.

[ Shouting ]

[ Shouting Continues ]

[ Quatro ]

Come on now, men! Let's get behind it now!

- [ Quatro ] Heave.!

- [ Booming ]

All right now, men.

Come on! Come on!

- [ Footsteps Approaching ]

- [ Booming ]

Heave! Heave!

[ Explosion ]

The oil!

Empty it on them!

Burn them alive!

Fry them!

[ Grunts ]

[ Screaming ]

You!

- But you're dead!

- Where's the princess Snow White?

You will never find her

this side of the grave.

She is still alive!

l know it!

She's as good as dead!

And so are you, sweet Prince.

[ Grunting ]

Ah. Don't--

- [ Grunts ]

- [ Groans ]

- [ Grunts ]

- [ Groans, Screams ]

[ Hits Ground ]

- [ Shouts ]

- [ Groans ]

[ Screams ]

Your Majesty.!

The palace has fallen.

The queen has fled.

- You are rightful king at last.

- We await your first command, Your Majesty.

Half my fortune to the man who finds

the princess Snow White.

A-hunting we will go

A-hunting we will go

Hi--

Moe, Larry, CurlyJoe!

- Wait. You forgot your lunch.

- Oh, so we did.

We'd be lost without you,

Your Highness.

And l'd be lost

without you.

l wish we were more of us...

and prettier.

l wouldn't want you

to be any different.

l love you just as you are,

all three of you.

Gee. Only our mother ever said that

without laughing in our faces.

Well, l mean

every word of it.

Now promise me you'll take good care

of yourselves.

l've made all the things

you like best.

When it's lunchtime,

l'll ring a bell.

lnside, Your Highness.

We don't want you catching a chill.

- Be good now, and don't be late.

- Cross our hearts. Good-bye, Your Highness.

Keep the stove hot. We'll be home with enough

fresh meat to last all winter.

Aren't you going

to kiss my hand?

l always say it

with flowers.

Only one?

l get tongue-tied.

[ Sighs ] High ho, the merry-o

A-hunting we will go

To poison her l'll go

To poison her l'll go

Snow White l'll bury-o

To poison her l'll go

[ Cackles ]

[ Cackles ]

[ Cackles ]

lt's only old gypsy

Matilda, deary.

Ribbons and fancies

fit for a queen.

Buy from poor old

freezing Matilda.

Oh.Just a moment.

Bless your kind heart,

you lovely sweet deary.

You're my first customer today.

Doors slammed in poor old

gypsy Matilda's face.

Chased by dogs.

[ Voice Quaking ]

l'm freezing.

Oh, what a shame. Come in and warm yourself

by the fire for a while.

You're an angel of mercy.

That's what you are--

An angel of mercy!

Oh.

What a lovely fire.

Let me thaw out

my poor old chilblains.

Here.

Sit down and make yourself comfortable.

[ Gasps ]

Thank you.

Thank you, you precious child!

Sit there by me.

Now, what does

your heart fancy, huh?

Ribbons, laces?

Choose anything you want

to suit your pocket.

l'm afraid l haven't

any money.

Oh, deary, deary me.

That's a how-do-you-do.

But to reward you for your kindness

to a poor old lady...

l'm going to give you

a nice little present.

Did you ever see such a rosy red apple

in these mountains before?

lt's beautiful.

But l couldn't take it from you.

But you must take it...

to please poor old Matilda.

lt's every bit as tasty

and juicy as it looks.

Take it. Take it.

Just a teeny little bite.

There's a good, good girl.

Good girl.

A-hunting we have went

We followed every scent

We even scared a polar bear

A-hunting we have went

A-hunting we have went

We followed every scent

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

[ Cackling ]

Egad! A witch in stitches!

You fools! You thought you could outwit me,

didn't you?

- We don't even know you!

- And what's more, we don't want to!

[ Cackling ]

- You know what?

- What?

l got a nasty feeling that old witch is mixed up

with the queen in some way.

The queen. l wish the queen would go

to Hades and stay there!

[ Wind Roaring ]

Hey.

That was the queen.

Quick!

We gotta get back to Snow White.

Oh, no.

Snow White, what happened?

She's--

This wasn't here

when we left.

The queen must have

given it to her.

She's been poisoned.

And it's all our fault.

We left her here all alone.

Please, Princess, forgive us.

We thought you'd

be safe here.

O mighty Sword, don't let Snow White die.

We love her.

Please, Sword.

Please save her.

We'll only ask this one last wish.

We promise.

Please help us, Sword.

We don't know what to do.

[ Sniffles ]

We must've used up all the wishes.

Oh.

[ Crying ]

What news?

What news of Princess Snow White?

- Alas, none, Your Majesty.

- Then go back and search again.

Your Majesty, we have scoured the land

as far as man can travel.

The princess has vanished

as completely as if she had never been.

Go back. Keep searching

until you find her.

Your Majesty, you would be kinder

to yourself to give up hope.

Never.

Never while l live.

Forgive me, Your Majesty.

There's one source you've not consulted.

What is that?

While the queen was still

in power, it was said...

she learnt her secrets from

a magic mirror in her chamber.

That mirror is accursed!

Merely to look on it is death.

l beg Your Majesty, don't go near it.

l swore to leave no stone

unturned until l find her.

Show me the mirror!

There, Your Majesty.

Mirror, l beseech your help,

no matter what the cost.

ln the name

of love eternal...

show me where l can find

my beloved Snow White.

Where is she?

Tell me where.

On mountain high,

beyond the blue...

thy faithful heart

will guide thee true.

l thank you

with all my heart.

[ Galloping ]

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