Snow White and the Three Stooges Page #6

Synopsis: Based on the classic fairy tale, Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe (the Three Stooges) substitute for the Seven Dwarfs while the princess Snow White (Olympic figure skating champion Carol Heiss) is forced to flee from her jealous stepmother, the queen (Patricia Medina), who takes drastic steps to insure that Snow White never gains the throne.
Production: Fox
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.2
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Year:
1961
107 min
539 Views


to do, poison him?

- Poison him?

- That's the finest food in the queen's kitchen.

- Oh.

- Hey, that's not for the help.

- Ah!

- W-- Wait--

- [ Metal Crunches ]

- [ Screams ]

- A file! Guards!

- [ Whimpering ]

Get him in.

Get him in here.

Nice work, boys.

Quick, follow me!

- Run! Go back!

- After them! After them!

[ Grunts ]

[ Gasps ]

- [ Exclaims ]

- Quatro. Where's Quatro?

- Ooh! Back we go. Come on!

- Oh!

Wait.

Come on.

What is the meaning

of this uproar?

Those three blaggards tried to rescue

the prince. But they'll never get away alive.

The prince?

Has he escaped?

Oh, no, not him, Your Majesty.

He's dead as mutton.

[ Oga ]

Dead? The prince? Are you sure?

[ Captain ] Yes, my lord.

l was about to cleave him with my sword...

when one of my archers

felled him with an arrow.

[ Queen ]

Bravely done. l shall reward you all.

Now, bring me Snow White.

l want her found before nightfall.

Do you understand, Captain? Before nightfall.

Yes, Your Majesty.

- Quatro.

- Yeah. He was just holding 'em

off so we could get away.

We better go back

and see.

No! We gotta get to Snow White

before they do. Come on.

Here!

Slide down this.

- [ Groaning ]

- Take this.

Ho, guards!

Here are your villains!

[ Groans ]

- Guards! Guards, stop them!

- Whoa!

My sword!

My magic sword!

The prince.!

Thank God his heart still beats.

We must hide him.

That tunnel--

it leads to the other side of the moat.

Help me with him.

Be careful.

Whoa! Stop!

Ah!

Whoa.

- Your Highness!

- Where's Quatro? What happened?

lt's you that's in danger. We're just one jump

ahead of the queen's soldiers.

- Quick. Come with us.

- l'll get your cape so they won't know

you were here.

lnside, Your Highness,

and keep well out of sight.

You, get in there and hide her.

And keep these doors locked.

Hyah! Okay, boys!

Come on now!

There they go.

l knew it!

Here they come!

Thunder! Lightning!

Give it all ya got!

- Even if you haven't got it!

- Hyah! Go, boys!

Ya-hoo!

Faster!

They're gaining on us!

[ Moe Yelling ]

Keep going, boys.! Come on.!

Hurry up! Hey!

Come on! Hyah!

Oh, boys!

[ Moe ]

Whoa.!

- They didn't see us.

- Turn around. Go back. Quick.

- Take the ocean road.

- Hyah, Thunder.

Whoa!

Turn. Turn!

They've tricked us!

- They saw us turn. They're still after us!

- How far back are they?

They're way back, but they're coming fast.

Go!

- Hyah!

- Whoo, boy! Oh!

[ Shouting ]

- [ Neighing ]

- Whoa!

Down, boys! Down!

Here. Here.

- What are we stopping for?

- Unhitch the horses, quick.

- What's the idea?

-Just do it, will you?

We gotta get rid of this wagon.

- Are they loose?

- All set.

Sorry, old-timers.

lt's every man for himself. Go!

- Hurry up! Heave!

- [ Grunting ]

[ Grunting ]

Shh.

[ Captain ]

See any sign oflife?

After a fall like that?

There's not a chance.

We have faithfully served our queen.

Back to the palace.

[ Man ]

To the palace.!

- [ Sighs ]

- Are we safe now?

No, Your Highness. You won't be safe until

you get out of this country for good.

- And there's no time like the present.

- Let's go.

- Without Quatro?

- Please, Your Highness.

We're trying to do what he'd want.

Don't make it too hard for us.

l can't run away

while he's still in danger.

But he'd want you to.

Don't you see that?

We'd die for you, miss--

l-l mean, Your Highness. Please trust us.

l'm sorry, but l can't go anywhere

until l know he's--

- Hark!

- [ Galloping ]

- Another search party.

- And now we're really done for.

- What'll we do?

- l wish we could say ''Allesabai''...

and be on top of the highest mountain

in the whole world.

- [ Thunderclap ]

- [ Wind Roaring ]

- Are we still alive?

- Of course we're still alive.

Otherwise, we wouldn't

be freezing to death.

lt was CurlyJoe. The highest mountain

in the world, he said, and we're on it.

- You had to say the highest!

- What?

[ Wind Howling ]

[ Moe Screams ]

[ Scream Echoes ]

All right, lamebrain, you got us up here.

Now get us down!

That sword,

where did you get it?

Souvenir from Count Oga.

Count Oga?

Then it must be the Sword of Power.

- [ Moe, Larry Together] The what?

- The magic Sword of Power.

Whoever holds it in his hand and wishes,

his wish is instantly granted.

Do tell.

Now it's mine.

l'm a hero!

l saved us all.

You may touch my sleeve.

l'll touch your nose with my fist if

you don't wish us off this mountain.

Keep your distance, peasant.

l am valuable.

O mighty Sword!

l wish us to be in a nice warm house...

with a great big

blazing fire.

- [ Thunderclap ]

- [ Wind Roaring ]

Whew.

l never thought l'd ever be warm again.

l'm a genius, that's all.

A genius!

There's nothing

l can't do.

Then please, CurlyJoe,

wish for Quatro to be here too.

l'm afraid we can't do that,

Your Highness.

Why not? l thought

you were his friends.

We are, but, uh--

You tell her, Moe.

Well, it's like this. Quatro wouldn't want us

to wish him here.

Of course he would.

lt's no good, Your Highness.

We just can't lie to you anymore--

not even to make things

a bit easier for you.

Tell me the whole truth, please.

None of us will be seeing

Quatro anymore.

The queen killed him?

Ought we go after her?

No.

What could we do?

She wants to be alone.

[ Sobbing ]

[ Quatro Singing, Faint ]

As l say it now

l love

You

l said it then

And l say again

Truly

l do

Though the words are old

Each time they're told

We make this moment

A thrill

[ Together]

l said it then

l say it now

And l always

Will

[ Continues ]

[ Sleigh Bells Jingling ]

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing Continues ]

[ Continues ]

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Crying ]

This time

she must be dead.

Yet my fears and doubts

still gnaw at me like rats.

Oh. l--

l must be calm.

l must restrain my passions

and keep my head.

Keep my head.

Mirror, now that

Snow White's life is done...

am l not the fairest one?

Far away though

Snow White be...

she lives

and is more fair than thee.

[ Sighs ]

lt's l who've been at fault.

l underestimated the magic powers

that protect Snow White's beauty.

lf she's far away,

Your Majesty...

she no longer constitutes

a serious threat to your throne.

Why not forget her beauty?

Oh!

[ Sighs ]

How little you understand a woman's pride.

My heart has no revenge,

l vow.

Show me where

to find her now.

[ Mirror]

Here she lies, as you can see...

with broken heart

because of thee.

How to get my hands

on her?

- Count Oga?

- Your Majesty?

You will use your black arts

to transform me into a witch...

with power to find Snow White

and to destroy her.

No. No, l dare not.

The risk to you is far too great.

lt is a command.

Then on your own head be it.

But the potion will take

some time to prepare.

All the more reason

to get started!

When the king was alive,

you were free men.

Look at you now--

slaves!

Slaves to a queen so infamous

the whole land cries out against her crimes!

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Noel Langley

Noel Langley (25 December 1911 – 4 November 1980) was a South African (later naturalised American) novelist, playwright, screenwriter and director. He wrote the screenplay which formed the basis for the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz and is one of the three credited screenwriters for the film. His finished script for the film was revised by Florence Ryerson and Edgar Allan Woolf, the other credited screenwriters. Langley objected to their changes and lamented the final cut upon first seeing it, but later revised his opinion. He attempted to write a sequel based on The Marvelous Land of Oz using many of the concepts he had added to its predecessor, but this was never realised. more…

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