Some Freaks Page #4

I am telling them everything

you've been up to.

Running around, leaving

class to f*** this.

They're gonna have you

back on a plane home

so f*** it'll make

your f***ing head spin.

- F***ing idiot!

- He's right you know.

- What do you mean, about what?

- I mean if I don't go home now,

I have to go home eventually.

- Why?

- My stuff's there,

my friends are there.

- Your friends?

- I got into school there.

- Wait, what?

When were you gonna tell me?

- Dad called today.

The plane leaves Friday.

- I mean what about graduation,

you're just gonna,

just not gonna go?

- I can't.

- I mean what the f***?

I mean wow.

Okay.

So what, I mean

now what do we do?

- Realistically

or ideally because

I mean in a perfect world I want

you to move out there with me

and just pack your

sh*t and grab a

plane ticket, but you wouldn't

do that, that's crazy,

so I don't know.

I don't know.

- Okay.

Let's do it.

- Do what?

- Let's go, I wanna

move with you.

- Wait, are you serious?

- Yeah.

- No.

You wanna move?

You'd do that for me?

Yeah, okay.

- Yeah, I would.

Come on, let's just go.

Why not?

- Better hurry.

- Jill?

That girl you met a couple

months ago, that Jill?

- It was 12 weeks ago,

so that's three months.

- Oh excuse me, three

months, that's a lifetime.

- Yup, I'm going.

- Yeah, it certainly

looks that way doesn't it?

- Mmmhm, we're going this

Friday and that's it,

so if you have anything to say

you can just keep

it to yourself.

- So this, you're

just gonna, hey,

this, you're just gonna skip it?

One of the most

important days of

your life and you're

just gonna flat out...

- Yeah, I met someone, okay?

I met a girl that

actually likes me.

- You'll meet others!

- Someone who makes

my heart feel like

I'm not alone in

this world, who makes

me feel like I

matter, like I'm sexy.

Yeah, I know that sounds f***ing

stupid to you,

okay, but it's true!

F*** it!

Okay, I'm going, and

you can't stop me.

- You're in love with this girl?

Go for it.

Haul anchor, head

across the country.

No plan, no money,

no safety net.

That's what I did when mom died.

I'd be a hypocrite

if I told you not to.

Quick question for

you, how are you

gonna pay for rent

when you're out there?

First, last month's rent,

security deposit, transportation?

- I'll get a job.

- Oh, of course.

I'm sure that you will,

the economy's just kicking.

- Just leave me

alone, okay, please.

- Just on the off

chance you don't,

what are you gonna do then?

- Just get the f*** out of here!

Jesus.

Goddammit.

- Oh my God, I

can't wait to see you,

it's been so frigging

long, I feel like

I'm gonna die if I don't

get to f*** you soon.

- Yeah, no, I'm looking

forward to that too.

- I hope so because I've got a

special surprise for

you when you get here.

- Oh yeah?

What is it?

- If I told you, it

wouldn't be a surprise, dummy.

Trust me, you'll like it.

- Okay.

- What about you?

Bringing anything for me?

- I don't know, maybe.

- So are we just

gonna ignore the fact

that you've got a

second eye now, or...

- I kept waiting for

you to ask about it.

- I mean I didn't

wanna just bring it,

I mean it seems

like it'd be rude.

- No.

- So what, was it surgery or...

- No no no no, it's

just a prosthetic.

- Oh, so like glass?

- Plastic acrylic is

what they call it.

- Cool.

- I mean how does it look?

- No, yeah, no, it

looks, yeah, it's good.

Yeah, it's cool.

- Good.

- So how long you

gonna be gone for?

- Just a week.

This is part one of our

two part plan, so...

- What's part two?

- To move out there.

All right, well

thanks for the ride.

- Hey man, have a safe trip.

- Okay.

See ya.

- Hey Matt, wait a minute.

- Hmm?

- When you see Jill...

Tell her I'm sorry?

- Hey stranger.

Surprise.

So I'm liking the new look.

Is it glass?

- Plastic acrylic.

- Mmmm.

It looks really good.

Very lifelike.

I took a bunch of

pictures before I

started and been

sending you those.

In case you were wondering

why doesn't it match.

So...

What do you think?

- You're gonna miss your turn.

- Thanks.

Science building, math

building, art studio

is back there as well

as the music studio.

That's where I've been spending

most of my time, where

all my classes are.

I'm all stocked up

on music electives,

but I'm gonna be

f***ed senior year

when I have to fulfill the ones

I'm supposed to, but

living in the moment.

- Spin man,

spin spin spin spin spin!

- Come on Pat, you got this guy!

- Come on man, you got this!

Come on, come on!

Go baby, come on, come on!

You got him, you got him!

Come on, come on, go, go!

- Go baby, come on!

- All right

man, chug it, chug it!

- Come on!

Man, you got it!

- Come on!

Come on, jabroni!

You got it, you

got it, swing it.

Bam!

- In your face!

Oh my God, that's some goodness.

- You see something you like?

- What?

No no, I just, I know that girl.

She went to my high

school for a little bit.

- You should've brought

her to the Cattle Call.

That ass alone will

put us over the top.

- Hey!

- Hi!

- Okay everyone,

everyone, okay, this is Matt.

- Hi Matt.

- Hi.

- James, Sarah, Rachel, Andy.

- James, Rachel, Andy?

- Rachel, yes.

- Got it.

I'm Matt, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- I have to run,

so I'll see you guys later.

- Okay, I'll see you later.

- See you later!

- I have a good one if

nobody else gets it.

- The graveyard.

- Ewww!

- That is bullshit.

- No, that is

absolutely true, in fact

my first kiss was

in a graveyard.

- On whose grave?

- Priscilla Sears.

- Okay, I have a better one,

I have a better one,

I have a better one.

Okay, it wasn't sex, but I did

get a handjob in a

grandfather clock.

- Oh my God.

How is that possible?

- It was a

large grandfather clock.

- A large grandfather clock.

- It was like

imagine the size...

- Can I just tell you

what I'm imagining right now?

- Please, yeah.

- So it's just like here's this

grandfather clock

and you're inside it?

- Yeah.

- She's just outside it?

- No, we're both inside it!

I'm a gentleman.

- That's some bullshit.

- Grandfather clock though.

- Do I win, do I win?

- I don't know,

does grandfather clock.

- Hey, hey, how about her?

- Which one?

- The blonde girl, white shirt.

- Nah, too thing.

- All right.

Oh, oh, what about her?

In the, what you call

them, the Jeggings.

- Are you kidding me?

- What?

- Seriously, she's

completely normal.

- That's normal?

- Yeah.

- That's normal?

- Yes it is.

- Okay, maybe back in

Wisconsin with the farm girls...

- Dude, I'm from Rhode Island.

- All right, well whatever, man.

You tell me then.

What are we looking for, huh?

What?

- It's so nice, is it

like this every day?

- Yes.

That's why I love it here.

- Thanks.

- Okay, so I have

no way to prove it,

but I'm pretty sure

the mirror in the

bathroom is one

of those two-sided

mirrors you see in cop shows.

- No way.

- Yes, because I

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