Some Freaks Page #5

Synopsis: When one-eyed high school senior Matt falls meets 250 lb Jill, he falls more in love than he ever thought possible. However, when graduation comes and Jill moves cross-country to go to college, she then loses over 50 lbs - much to Matt's surprise when he arrives to visit her. While Matt struggles to accept Jill's new body, Jill begins to question whether Matt is really the man she wants to date. As the distance widens between them, the characters are propelled onto a collision course with brutality and loss, forcing them to confront who they are, who they were, and who everyone thinks they're supposed to be.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
  9 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
67
NOT RATED
Year:
2016
97 min
99 Views


could see a figure.

- Thank you.

You could what?

- What is this?

- Hmm?

- When did you order these?

- While you were

in the restroom.

- I told you I

didn't want dessert.

- Yeah, I know, I just thought

I haven't seen you in a while,

so I thought we

should celebrate.

- Right, but I told

you I didn't want any.

- Oh come on, just have

some ice cream with me.

- I'm good.

- I'm paying.

- I'm good.

- You know that's all I could

think about on the

plane down here?

- What, taking a

baseball bat to the

tiny shred of willpower

I've developed?

- No, just buying

you meals and stuff.

'Cause you always did

the buying before.

- My parents did the buying,

it was their credit card.

- Well I finally

saved up some money

and I've been working

like you wouldn't believe.

I just thought it would be nice

to take you out for a meal and...

- Hey, you can pay

for the dinner.

- A salad?

What is that, come

on, that's not a meal.

- It had chicken on

it, that's protein.

That makes it a meal.

- Wow, you actually

just said that.

- What is so horrible

about having a salad?

- Nothing, it's fine.

You know what, don't

eat it, I don't care.

Watch it melt.

- Jill.

- Hi.

- Hi.

How are you?

- Pretty good.

- Yeah, I'd say pretty good.

- Thank you.

Thanks.

- You look great.

- Thank you.

- You look really good.

- Carl, this is

my boyfriend Matt.

- Hi.

- How you doing?

- Nice to meet you.

- So wow, wow.

- Yeah.

- We should get together.

Get some coffee or...

Something.

- Possibly, yeah.

- You got my number?

- I must.

- I want you to call me.

- Okay.

- Okay?

- Okay.

- Wow, you look great.

- Thank you, thanks,

I appreciate that.

- Yeah, okay.

Nice to meet you, Mark.

- It's good.

Good ice cream.

Happy?

Oh my God, I cannot

believe that she

looks like that.

I know, I really...

- Guys, I'm just

saying her ass is

the size of Texas.

- Well it's the size.

I'm doing this thing where I eat

cheese and have

a piece of salad.

Then I run...

- I just wanna

burn the calories,

I don't wanna do it,

I don't wanna do it.

Okay, okay, hold on.

So what did he say when

you found the condoms,

or I should say the

dearth of condoms?

They broke up for three

days and when they got

back together, four

of them were missing.

- Woof.

- He said he likes

to jerk off into them.

Please tell me you did

not f*** him after

you got back together.

- I mean I saw him and things...

- All right, look, we're going

to a party ad Bel Air's tonight.

Join us, we'll find you a guy.

- Ben says he

thinks we can make this work.

- F***

that Psion-driving douche.

You're young and

hot, what the f***

do you wanna be tied

down to a guy for?

This is college.

- I know, I just...

- All right,

you think you love this guy?

Okay, let's say

he's being honest,

let's say he's turned

over a new leaf and

you guys find a way to

make it work or whatever.

Ask yourself this one question.

Do you really wanna

go the rest of your

life wondering if you

could've done better?

- Hey.

- What's this?

You made dinner?

- Yeah.

It's a special recipe I

picked up at the restaurant.

I figured it's our

last night here,

and we've been eating

out all week, so...

- Uh-huh, and what's in it?

You know I've been...

- Well it's gluten

free and dairy free.

It's all appropriate.

- All right.

Let me just take out the trash.

I got it.

- I can get it.

- You made dinner, I'll

take out the trash.

- Jill, come on,

just let me do it.

Really, let me do it.

- No, it's a habit.

Can you not?

- It's the least

I can do, come on.

- Dairy free huh?

- Here, just let me...

- What part of "I'm on a

diet" do you not understand?

Okay, seriously

dude, heavy cream?

Are you kidding me?

- Those are the

ingredients, that's what

goes into it, it's

not a big deal.

- Oh really?

- It's no big deal.

- No big deal, huh?

Okay, do you realize this is one

of the hardest things

I've ever done?

Do you even realize how...

- Oh my God, you run around in

circles once a day,

how hard can that be?

- What?

- Hold on, just,

here, just taste it.

Here, just try it, just try it.

Just have a taste.

- Oh my God, no.

- Please, then we'll talk.

- Just try it, just taste it!

- F*** you!

Seriously!

- F***ing eat it, eat it!

- Jill, hey Jill!

Jill!

Jill!

Jill, Jill, listen!

- Get out of here, go!

- Please just tell me

what you want, Jill!

- What I want?

You want me to tell

you what I want?

I want you to get

your ass on a f***ing

plane and go back to

Rhode Island and never

f***ing talk to me again,

that's what I want!

- You know, you'll

never be one of them.

- What?

- You know that right?

Even if you wanted to be.

Even if they want you

to be, which they don't.

- Said the guy

with the glass eye!

Oh, my bad, sorry,

"plastic acrylic".

- Hey f*** you!

- You know what, actually, stop

me if you've heard this one.

Some b*tch walks up

Winston Churchill at a

party and says Mr.

Churchill, you're drunk.

To which Churchill replies

yes, but in the morning

I'll be sober and

you'll still be ugly.

I keep doing what I'm doing,

and eventually I'll be thin.

And at the end of the day,

you'll still be deformed.

It's a great word, isn't it?

Deformed?

Such a you word.

You know, you'll also

still be an idiot

by the way, I mean wow,

great plan, Patton!

One fatty meal, 50 pounds

is gonna leap back on me, wow!

- You lied to me.

- I didn't lie to you, I just

didn't tell you about it.

I wanted it to be a surprise.

- That's a lie, that's,

what's the word,

equivocating, which is basically

exactly the same thing!

- Actually no, it's not

because this doesn't

negatively impact you

in any way, okay?

Tell me what's wrong

with what I'm doing.

- 'Cause you're a

f***ing fatass, okay?

And I like that about you.

I like that the only

guys I'm competing

against are elderly

degenerates and

guys that sickens me

to think of you with,

but the rest of

the world wouldn't

touch with a 10

foot pole, and you

shouldn't be able to change all

that without f***ing telling me!

- You have a beautiful day.

- F***!

- Hey.

- Hey.

- I'm just looking

for a jump rope.

- They're over there.

- Oh, thanks.

Hey, don't I know you?

I mean were you a student

at Benjamin Frank High?

A transfer student or whatever?

- Yeah, I was.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I helped you with

your books that one time.

You dropped them.

- Uh-huh.

- Yeah.

- After your friends knocked

them out of my hands?

- So you like working

out down here?

- It's all right.

- Yeah.

I mean it can get pretty busy

upstairs sometimes, you know.

I've had to wait 10

minutes to get on

a treadmill before,

it's crazy right?

- If you say so.

- Hey, look, I don't know

what your plans are tonight.

Me and some buddies

were thinking of

throwing a little party

over the frat house.

I don't know what you

got going on, but I

was thinking that maybe

you'd like to join us.

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