Some Freaks Page #5
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- 2016
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could see a figure.
- Thank you.
You could what?
- What is this?
- Hmm?
- When did you order these?
- While you were
in the restroom.
- I told you I
didn't want dessert.
- Yeah, I know, I just thought
I haven't seen you in a while,
so I thought we
should celebrate.
- Right, but I told
you I didn't want any.
- Oh come on, just have
some ice cream with me.
- I'm good.
- I'm paying.
- I'm good.
- You know that's all I could
think about on the
plane down here?
- What, taking a
baseball bat to the
tiny shred of willpower
I've developed?
- No, just buying
you meals and stuff.
'Cause you always did
the buying before.
- My parents did the buying,
- Well I finally
saved up some money
and I've been working
like you wouldn't believe.
I just thought it would be nice
to take you out for a meal and...
- Hey, you can pay
for the dinner.
- A salad?
What is that, come
on, that's not a meal.
- It had chicken on
it, that's protein.
That makes it a meal.
- Wow, you actually
just said that.
- What is so horrible
about having a salad?
- Nothing, it's fine.
You know what, don't
eat it, I don't care.
Watch it melt.
- Jill.
- Hi.
- Hi.
How are you?
- Pretty good.
- Yeah, I'd say pretty good.
- Thank you.
Thanks.
- You look great.
- Thank you.
- You look really good.
- Carl, this is
my boyfriend Matt.
- Hi.
- How you doing?
- Nice to meet you.
- So wow, wow.
- Yeah.
- We should get together.
Get some coffee or...
Something.
- Possibly, yeah.
- You got my number?
- I must.
- I want you to call me.
- Okay.
- Okay?
- Okay.
- Wow, you look great.
- Thank you, thanks,
I appreciate that.
- Yeah, okay.
Nice to meet you, Mark.
- It's good.
Good ice cream.
Happy?
Oh my God, I cannot
believe that she
looks like that.
I know, I really...
- Guys, I'm just
saying her ass is
the size of Texas.
- Well it's the size.
I'm doing this thing where I eat
cheese and have
a piece of salad.
Then I run...
- I just wanna
burn the calories,
I don't wanna do it,
I don't wanna do it.
Okay, okay, hold on.
So what did he say when
you found the condoms,
or I should say the
dearth of condoms?
They broke up for three
days and when they got
back together, four
of them were missing.
- Woof.
- He said he likes
to jerk off into them.
Please tell me you did
not f*** him after
you got back together.
- I mean I saw him and things...
- All right, look, we're going
to a party ad Bel Air's tonight.
Join us, we'll find you a guy.
- Ben says he
thinks we can make this work.
- F***
that Psion-driving douche.
You're young and
hot, what the f***
do you wanna be tied
down to a guy for?
This is college.
- I know, I just...
- All right,
you think you love this guy?
Okay, let's say
he's being honest,
let's say he's turned
over a new leaf and
you guys find a way to
make it work or whatever.
Ask yourself this one question.
Do you really wanna
go the rest of your
life wondering if you
could've done better?
- Hey.
- What's this?
You made dinner?
- Yeah.
picked up at the restaurant.
I figured it's our
last night here,
and we've been eating
out all week, so...
- Uh-huh, and what's in it?
You know I've been...
- Well it's gluten
free and dairy free.
It's all appropriate.
- All right.
Let me just take out the trash.
I got it.
- I can get it.
- You made dinner, I'll
take out the trash.
- Jill, come on,
just let me do it.
Really, let me do it.
- No, it's a habit.
Can you not?
- It's the least
I can do, come on.
- Dairy free huh?
- Here, just let me...
- What part of "I'm on a
diet" do you not understand?
Okay, seriously
dude, heavy cream?
Are you kidding me?
- Those are the
ingredients, that's what
goes into it, it's
not a big deal.
- Oh really?
- It's no big deal.
- No big deal, huh?
Okay, do you realize this is one
of the hardest things
I've ever done?
Do you even realize how...
- Oh my God, you run around in
circles once a day,
how hard can that be?
- What?
- Hold on, just,
here, just taste it.
Here, just try it, just try it.
Just have a taste.
- Oh my God, no.
- Please, then we'll talk.
- Just try it, just taste it!
- F*** you!
Seriously!
- F***ing eat it, eat it!
- Jill, hey Jill!
Jill!
Jill!
Jill, Jill, listen!
- Get out of here, go!
- Please just tell me
what you want, Jill!
- What I want?
You want me to tell
you what I want?
I want you to get
your ass on a f***ing
plane and go back to
Rhode Island and never
f***ing talk to me again,
that's what I want!
- You know, you'll
never be one of them.
- What?
- You know that right?
Even if you wanted to be.
Even if they want you
to be, which they don't.
- Said the guy
with the glass eye!
Oh, my bad, sorry,
"plastic acrylic".
- Hey f*** you!
- You know what, actually, stop
me if you've heard this one.
Some b*tch walks up
Winston Churchill at a
party and says Mr.
Churchill, you're drunk.
yes, but in the morning
I'll be sober and
you'll still be ugly.
I keep doing what I'm doing,
and eventually I'll be thin.
And at the end of the day,
you'll still be deformed.
It's a great word, isn't it?
Deformed?
Such a you word.
You know, you'll also
still be an idiot
by the way, I mean wow,
great plan, Patton!
One fatty meal, 50 pounds
is gonna leap back on me, wow!
- You lied to me.
- I didn't lie to you, I just
didn't tell you about it.
I wanted it to be a surprise.
- That's a lie, that's,
what's the word,
equivocating, which is basically
exactly the same thing!
- Actually no, it's not
because this doesn't
negatively impact you
in any way, okay?
Tell me what's wrong
with what I'm doing.
- 'Cause you're a
f***ing fatass, okay?
And I like that about you.
I like that the only
guys I'm competing
against are elderly
degenerates and
guys that sickens me
to think of you with,
but the rest of
the world wouldn't
touch with a 10
foot pole, and you
shouldn't be able to change all
that without f***ing telling me!
- You have a beautiful day.
- F***!
- Hey.
- Hey.
- I'm just looking
for a jump rope.
- They're over there.
- Oh, thanks.
Hey, don't I know you?
I mean were you a student
A transfer student or whatever?
- Yeah, I was.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I helped you with
your books that one time.
You dropped them.
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
them out of my hands?
- So you like working
out down here?
- It's all right.
- Yeah.
I mean it can get pretty busy
upstairs sometimes, you know.
I've had to wait 10
minutes to get on
a treadmill before,
it's crazy right?
- If you say so.
- Hey, look, I don't know
what your plans are tonight.
Me and some buddies
were thinking of
throwing a little party
over the frat house.
I don't know what you
got going on, but I
was thinking that maybe
you'd like to join us.
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