Some Freaks Page #6

I mean I know we

don't know each other

very well or

anything, but it could

be nice to see a familiar face.

Hey, wait up.

Just, hey.

Hey.

So which dorm are you in,

O'Malley's, or I mean...

- Don't f***ing touch me!

Okay, whatever it

is you're doing

you can just stop right now.

- I'm not, I don't

know what you're...

- I don't know what

you're up to, and I don't

wanna find out, so just

leave me the f*** alone.

- Okay, what makes you think

that I'm up to anything?

- Is that a joke?

- No.

- Some Abercrombie and

Fitch cover boy just strolls

up to the chubby

girl doing laps in

the basement and

asks her on a date?

Yeah, f*** that sh*t.

- Whoa, okay, first of

all, it's not a date.

I mean...

Okay, I was just asking if you

wanted to check out

a really cool party.

- And I said no.

- But why?

I mean...

- Because I don't want to.

- That's not an answer though.

- I don't have to give you one.

- All right, but

still, don't you

think it would be the

polite thing to do?

Just to show a little courtesy

to a guy who's going

out on a limb here?

I mean be candor with me and...

- You want candor, fine.

You bore me.

- Okay.

- From your f***ing

pretty boy smile

to your shoes to your

innermost thoughts

and feelings, have you

listened to yourself talk?

"Oh I gotta wait 10 minutes

for a treadmill," come on.

You know, I guess I just

have better things to

do on a Friday night

than play beer pong

with a bunch of date

rapists in training.

- Wow.

Yeah, you have got

me all wrong here.

I'm a nice guy, okay?

- I don't care.

- Okay.

- Hey, it's me.

Yeah, what are

you doing tonight?

- Is he going out?

I don't know where he's going.

I don't know where he's going.

Where are you going?

I said where are you going.

Hello, am I talking

to a brick wall here?

Say something.

- Out, okay?

I'm going out.

- Where?

- Elmo's gonna pick me up,

we're just gonna drive around.

It's not a big deal, okay?

Have you seen my

wallet anywhere?

- One second.

I'll be right back, honey.

- Huh?

- I'd rather you

stay home tonight.

Look, it sucks what

you're going through.

I know that, I

know it's the worst

feeling in the

world and anything

I say is gonna sound like...

- Damn it, where's

my f***ing wallet?

- Hey, are you listening to me?

- Yeah, I'm listening!

- I'm telling you I think

you should stay home!

- That was astoundingly

like the advice

you gave me six

months ago, and look

where that f***ing got me, okay?

- I'm trying to help you.

- Help me?

Are you kidding me?

You're a single mother looking

around for her

deadbeat ex-husband

trying to get child

support, okay,

so don't help me,

help yourself okay?

- All right, do what you want.

I'm done.

Hey honey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Oh hey, a letter came for you,

somebody slipped

it under the door.

It was on the floor

when I came in.

- That one there, that's him.

Click on it.

Nice.

- He's handsome.

- He's too handsome,

I wouldn't trust him.

- See, now why

would you say that?

- Maybe he's a nice guy.

- Or maybe he really likes her.

- Based on what, he

doesn't know her.

- I don't

know, how should I know?

I'm just saying it's possible.

- Yeah, you say it's

possible, and it's usually

not possible, do you even

know what tonight is?

- What's tonight?

- It's nothing.

Never mind.

- No, tell me, what's tonight?

- It's nothing, I mean I'm just

saying I wouldn't call him.

- Is it something...

- No.

No, no.

- Why can't you tell me?

- It's just, it's this

stupid thing fraternities do.

- All right, well I guess if

it's nothing I can call him.

- It's just...

Have you ever heard

of the Cattle Call?

- What?

What, what is it?

What did I do?

- I don't know, it's...

I don't feel like

this is necessary.

- Necessary?

- Yeah, I mean...

You're here, I'm here.

What's the hurry?

- I'm not in a hurry.

- Why do you keep doing it?

I just mean it's like every time

that we're together

it's always...

- Because I like you.

I mean what do you

want me to say?

- You don't even know me.

- Yeah I do.

- Really?

What do you know about me?

- Okay, I'm not doing this.

- Okay, fine, I don't care.

- You're a f***ing a**hole.

- No, no I'm not, okay?

This is the kind of

sh*t I'm talking about.

I read.

I have thoughts, I...

I have an imagination, I go to

places that you don't even know.

I do things for people.

- Oh my God, you've gotta

be f***ing kidding me.

- Because I care.

That's the kind of sh*t

that I want you to want

me for, that's what I

want you to know about me.

I'm a decent guy.

Wow.

You look...

Wow.

You ready to go?

Okay.

- Okay, you're gonna like them,

they're super cool,

trust me, it's gonna be,

how much cash do

you have on you?

- Not a lot, why?

- Here, just take this.

Take that.

All right, the beer is

free, but the liquor costs

money okay, so when

you offer to buy a girl

a drink, make sure you

pull out the whole wad.

Okay, let her see it.

- Why?

- So she knows you

have deep pockets.

- Yeah, but I don't.

- Right, but she doesn't

even know that, all right?

They only see what

you want them to see.

Hey!

I got someone I

need you to meet!

Hey, hey, Toni!

Toni, Toni, this is

Matt, Matt, this is Toni.

Toni is in my Women's Studies

class and she's insane.

- Hi.

- So what's with

the weird outfit?

- What, what do you mean?

- Yeah, sorry, I forgot to

tell him about the theme.

- What?

What theme?

- Boys Will Be Girls Night.

Yeah, I should've told you

man, I'm sorry about that.

- How come you're

not dressed up?

- Me, oh, I'm

waiting for someone.

- Oooo!

- Shut up, shut up.

- Who?

- Just a friend, don't worry

about it, it's gonna be fine.

- Hey, just...

Be careful.

- All right, have fun!

- Hey, I think there's

some extra boas upstairs.

Come with me, I'll

get you in uniform.

- 236, ladies and gentlemen!

Who we got next?

Got you, come on up.

Aww, sweetie, don't

be a sourpuss.

All right, who's up?

195, 195!

- Jill?

- Huh?

- Do you want a

beer or something?

- Yeah.

- What do you want?

- I don't care.

- What is it?

- For you.

Let's see.

- No, that's it.

No no no.

No, I don't want

any of that please.

- Oh yes you do.

- No, I'm really, I'm all set.

- Hey, just shut up

and let me do it.

You will look so good,

you've already got

that semi-feminine

thing going on anyway.

High cheek bones, you

have big full lips.

This will be a cinch.

- No, I don't want that.

- Just trust me!

- Listen to me, I said

I don't wanna do that!

- All right.

So what do you want to do then?

- Hey, Justin.

You made it, man.

- Hey there, uh...

- Elmo.

- Elmo, Elmo.

- So did you find

the place okay?

- Yeah, yeah, it was kinda...

What kind of party did

you say this was again?

- Oh, it's like a

stupid costume party.

Normally I wouldn't

be caught dead

in a place like

this, too many fags.

But a boatload of theater

chicks though right?

Tell you what, why don't I grab

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