Sorority Boys Page #5

Fat-ass dog girl!

I banged her five times,

and she was begging|for more!

So...

Good night.

Uh...yeah.

Good night.

I had a really good time|tonight.

So did I.

I feel so comfortable|with you...

like I can tell you|anything.

Yeah.|Yeah, me too.

I'm glad you decided|to sleep over.

## Tiger Lily girl ##

## Standin' cross-eyed|in the corner ##

## Tiger Lily girl ##

## Standin' tongue-tied|in the corner ##

I'm...

really...really confused|right now.

So am I.

I've never done this|before.

Me neither.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Why don't you...|come over here|and we'll talk?

I won't bite.

Come on.

Uh, I've got to go.

Ah. Ooh.

## She was a rough rider ##

## A cool stroker ##

-- Oh. Oh.|-- ## A strong whiner ##

Like it hurts, girls.

## I had a hard night ##

Make it sting, girls.

-- Hurt yourselves, girls.|-- ## I had a hard night ##

Oh!

Arggh!

Ooh.

See if there's more weed|in her pajamas.

Ooh l l l l!

Let's spark up a bowl.

## Last night ##

## Last night ##

## I feel so broke up today ##

## I feel so broke up today ##

Uh...

Jimmy,|where are the tapes?

What happened to|that box of pornos,|you little piece of sh*t?!

Jimmy! Jimmy!|I need my tape!

Oh, sh*t.

Huh?

Can I help you?

The girl|was fair who went upstairs

with her favorite KOK.

She knocked around|and came back down,

and now she takes the walk.

The wa--

Ooh!

Whoa!

Hey, where you been, man?|Did you get that tape?

No.

Where's Dave?

Ahh!

That's weird.

What the hell|is on your skirt, ma--

Oh!

Uh...gum...|or something.

Yeah?|What flavor was it?

Big juicy cock?

I don't know what you mean.

Nothing happened.

Dude,|did you get the tape?

The tape?

Yeah.

Ohh.

The tape.

Let me tell you|about the tape, Dave.

Somewhere between the ribs|and the rohypnol,

I had the tape.

But what happened?

You f***ed me over,|Dave!

And now the tape|is in a blue crate|on its way to the boat!

So...|you didn't get the tape?

Where were you|last night, Dave?

Uh, well, I was --

What happened|to the wingman, huh?

You were with her,|weren't you?

You left me hanging|in the wind.

Oh, is that what|they're calling it now?

Shut up, Doofer!

Ohh!

You betrayed me|to be with a DO G!

You're calling her|a dog?

Dog, dog, dog.

Have you looked|in the mirror lately?

You know, I can't|even believe Jimmy|even asked you out.

You know, you're the joke|of the whole house!

You're not half the woman|she is!

-- You take that back!|-- No.

-- You take it back!|-- No.

I just want|to stop the fighting.|I want us to be friends!

Shush!

Well, you tell this b*tch

that a friend would've|had my back last night.

Looks like|Jimmy got there first.

Aaaagh!

Aaaahh!

Aaaaaahh!

-- Ohh-ohh!|-- Aaaaaahh!

You and your new girlfriend|could care less what happens to me!

I waited all night|for you!

Ooh! A lovers' quarrel!

Ohhh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahh!

Ahhh!

Ha! You throw like a girl!

Waa!

Oh!

Yaaaah!

Ohh!

Ooh, that hurt!

That all you got?

You're gonna pay!

Waahh!

Hey.

So, you wanna play?|Let's play.

Oh,|is that supposed to scare me?

Adina, catch!

Yah!

Yaahh!

Ahh!

Ohh!

Girls, stop it!

Eat it!

Ohh!

Yah!

Yah!

Okay, easy, now.

Go easy.

Ahh!

Oh!

Ohh!

You don't understand|what I'm going through, Dave!

This is killing me!

I was the go-to guy|at K.O.K., okay?

Now look at me.|Look at me!

I'm ugly!

I would never f*** me!

That's -- that's not true.|That's not true.

You had sex|with Lisa Philbin.

Yeah.|Remember her, huh?

You're much prettier|than she is.

Aaaahh!

Football! Football.

What?

Football. Look, huh?|Look at that.

I don't get it.

Who gets to go to|the KOK-tail cruise|every year? Huh?

Tri Pis.

Technically, it's whoever|wins the powder puff|football game.

Yeah?

With you, me, and Doofer|on the DO G team,

the Tri Pis|don't stand a chance.

Look, we win the game,|we get on the boat,

we get the tape.

That's good.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's perfect.

We get on the boat,|you meet with Kloss,

you get the job,|you hire me and Doofer!

DOGs are gonna be|on the KOK-tail cruise.

Oh, I'm not going anywhere|looking like this.

No, sir.

Why would we want|to play football?!

Why...would you want|to play football?

Yeah!

Haven't you read the studies|about sports and self-esteem?!

Mnh-mnh.

I wouldn't mind|a little self-esteem.

I say we go out there,

and we knock their tits|in the dirt!

Let's do it!

They don't look so tough.

Okay,|we're gonna do this.

Ready? Break!

Uh-oh.

Girls! Girls!|Remember what we learned!

Come on!

Huh!

Come and get it, ladies.

Aah!

Look out.

Aa-aa-aa-ahh!

Whoo! Yeah, b*tches!

Whoo!

Aaaaaaaahh!

This is supposed to be|touch football!

-- Aah! Aah!|-- Are you all right?

Oh, my ba--gina!

My -- she kicked me|in the vagina!

Stretcher!

Ohh! Get the giant!

I want my giant!

Aaaaaahh!

Thank you, giant.

Watch my vagina.

Aaaahh!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Ohh!

DOGs rule! Break!

All right!

Bunch of pink nightmares.

Get your eyes off my tits,|rug muncher.

Blue 42!

Hut! Hut!

Oww!

Aah!

Adina, I'm open!

DOGs don't go|on the cruise.

Adina! Aaaaah!

That's the second injury to the|DO Gs this quarter.

She may be hurt pretty badly.

It's a go.

Hit it!

Aah!|Aah!|Aah!

That's my trick.

What?

Nothing.

Why are they cheering?!

I don't know!

God, that is so weird.

It's payback time.

-- Not till I tell you.|-- Ready? Break!

Get against that line.|Show 'em!

Hey, Leah, next|to the receiver.|Cover the receiver.

Hey, back, Katie.|Get over there.

Okay.

-- You don't wanna|mess with me!|-- 25! 32!

Oh, I'm in your head now!|Oh, I'm in your head now!

-- Feel it!|-- Hut! Hut!

Waaaaaahh!

DO Gs' ball. First and 1 0.

Okay, this one's going|to yours truly.

Ready?

Break!

Yeah, Adina!

Adina rules!

Get that fat-ass bulldyke|no matter what it takes.|Ready?

Break!

## Yeah ##

## Yeah ##

Blue 48!

Hey, everybody...

This is the DOG|that Jimmy backdoored!

Evidently, the quarterback is|Jimmy's new girlfriend.

No!

Yaaaaaahh!

Okay.

The balI's coming fast.

We're over here!

Yeah. Come on.

Times out! Times out!

That's the DO Gs' final timeout.

We can't win|without you, Adina.

-- Right.|-- Right.

Listen up...all of you.

I am not gonna let you|give up on yourselves.

When I first pledged|the D.O.G. house...

I thought, "My God,|what a bunch of losers."

But I was wrong.

This house...

has more heart|and more loyalty

than the Tri Pis ever had.

I mean, sure, they may give|great blow jobs, but...

we're a family.

Yeah, you know...

I think we're still|in this game.

Still in it?

You're damn right|you're still in it!

You can win this thing!

Okay, the name of the|play is "Patty up the middle".

Me?

On two? On two.|Ready?

Go DOGs!

Red 64!

Red 64!

Hike!

Yaaaahh!

Are you all right,|Patty?

Yeah, I guess so.

Chickenshit.

Yeah, go back|to your huddle, freak.

Yeah, Sasquatch.

What did you call me?

Um, chicken...sh*t.

No, after that.

Sasquatch?

No, before that.

Freak?

That was it.

Thanks.

Let's try "Patty up the middle"

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