Sorority Slaughterhouse Page #2

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because I'm a brainless idiot.

You said it. Not me.

God, now I have to take a

shower and redo everything.

I can help you with that, too.

Hey! Don't forget

who you came here to see.

Oh, come on.

How could I ever forget.

Hey, Nina! How's that

novel coming along?

Get to any of the

juicy parts yet?

Uh, I'm getting there.

Oh, that does it.

No! What are you... Hey!

What are you...

What the...

Stop!

Someone forgot to wear

underwear today.

Vicki, give them back.

WHITMAN:
Clowning around, huh?

I'll show you

how it's really done later.

But first...

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

Is this turning you on?

It floats in the water.

Mm-hm?

DICK:
Nina.

Toss them over.

Nina. Don't you

dare touch them.

Don't make me come out

and get them.

As your sorority sister,

I command you

not to move a muscle!

I can't disobey

my sorority sister.

Well, if that's how

it's going to be,

then I'm not going to be

the only one naked around here.

[LAUGHING]

[SIGHING]

So, when did you get into

all of this occult stuff?

An ex-boyfriend introduced me

to it a few years back.

He turned out to be

a real bastard too.

Oh...

You know what you need to do?

You need to get out in the world

and try something new.

You know, just try some

fresh experiences.

Because this world

is full of possibilities,

and there is way more to life

than just men, you know?

You're right.

There is.

[KISSING]

Is that what you had in mind?

Um...

Not exactly.

I have to go.

I think I hear Marcus' car

pulling up outside.

ALLIE:
Hey, Fawn.

You're going to be a great

motivational speaker one day.

I feel so much better.

[NERVOUS SIGH]

[LAUGHING SOFTLY]

The shower's not working again!

Oh, it must be

the water pressure.

I'll check it later.

Just use the tub for now.

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[SIGHING]

BOBO:
Hmm...

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[PANTING]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

Sorry. I need to use

the bathroom.

Try the one downstairs.

Yeah, whatever.

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, you forgot your...

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

What are you smiling about?

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[CLICK]

WHITMAN:
I'm Bobo, the clown.

Let's play.

Play with yourself.

I'm busy.

[RUNNING WATER]

[HEART BEATING]

Oh yeah, let's see what's

under that towel, baby.

BOBO:
Tempting, very tempting.

Hmm...

Oh, finally!

God, I love kissing you.

Mm, you I like to kiss.

Just you and nobody else!

It's only been like fifteen

hours since I last saw you.

I know, but I'm just really

excited to see you.

You keep this up

and I'm not even

going to make it in the house.

Oh, sorry. I'm just really

excited to see you.

If I didn't know better,

I would think

you're cheating on me.

What?

[LAUGHING]

No, don't be ridiculous!

I would never kiss anybody else.

Especially not another girl.

That would never,

never ever happen, ever. So...

[AWKWARD LAUGHTER]

So, are we going

to go upstairs to pack,

or you want to do

something else?

Inside? Umm...

No, not right now.

No, we should go around back

and join the others.

But I thought

you were in the mood...

Mmm...

Oh, we can do that later.

Come on.

You're so weird.

Yeah, but that's why

you like me, right?

[HEART BEATING]

BOBO:
Mmm.

[SIGHING]

Teasing, flaunting

their hot bodies.

I'll show you.

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[CLATTERING]

Are you sure nothing's wrong?

You're acting

a little strange, you know.

I have nothing to hide,

Marcus, honestly.

Hey, Marcus.

Dick!

Just, uh, collecting my shorts.

DICK:
I don't think

I planned it out.

Wow! Hey!

Hey there, Richard,

what are you doing

hanging out?

Poking around?

[GIGGLING] What are you

doing here?

Vicky's been playing games

with my shorts, so...

Only I'm not getting out unless

you give me back my swimsuit.

Oh no! You get the same

treatment I did.

Don't know about you guys,

but who feels like a swim?

Oh no, don't you dare!

Dare! Please dare?

Hey, what is that?

Ow!

Damn.

That could have been

a nasty prick,

but not as nasty as me!

[SIGHING]

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS]

Like you said,

these chemicals are just

so bad for your body.

Sometime you just have to

wash out your entire system.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[HEART BEATING]

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUTED GASP]

[CHOKING]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[FRANTIC SPLASHING]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

Now, that's what I call

a clean kill.

[FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[WAVES LAPPING]

Two on one.

Not fair, but

I'm not complaining.

Hey!

I see you've been checking

out the guys a lot lately.

Is it that obvious?

Well, it's not exactly subtle.

Sorry. I don't know

what's come over me,

it's just like

these urges, you know?

It's totally natural,

and most girls do

a lot more than just look.

So, I've heard.

You know, it's not hard

to get a guy.

To do what?

Pretty much do what ever

you want them to do.

Carry your books.

Free drinks.

Get a better grade

from a teacher in a class.

[LAUGHING]

How did you get Marcus?

Oh, he was easy.

All It just took a smile

and a cup of coffee.

But, who made

the first move, you know?

Well, the smile was me.

The cup of coffee

was on him... Literally.

He spilt it on his way over.

On his hand and then his leg.

It was really hot

and he screamed like a girl.

What did you do?

I laughed. He blushed.

The ice was broken

and that was that.

When a cool guy is forced

to become humble,

he turns real,

and that really turns me on.

But what turns them on?

Pretty much anything in a skirt.

[LAUGHING]

Or anything out of a skirt.

Hey, this is not

a contact sport.

Two minutes in the penalty box

for you, Mr. Marcus!

Where is it?

I'm sitting in it.

See you guys later.

Have fun!

You've got to keep them

on a tight leash, you know?

Yeah.

And what do I have to do?

Lotion application.

Am I giving it,

or am I receiving?

We can take turns.

How about you do Marcus

and I'll do you?

Okay.

We're good over here.

Looks like we're

the odd girls out.

[SIGHING] Yeah.

NINA:
I've got to go...

I've got to go write.

I'm just like feeling

really inspired right now.

Do you want to continue this

inside the house?

You want to put sunscreen on

to go inside the house?

Well, this house

has a lot of windows.

You can never be too careful.

Are you sure you didn't

hit your head?

Aw, want me to kiss it

and make it all better?

I'm going inside.

I don't understand women either.

I'm going in.

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[SIGHING] Okay...

[GIGGLING IN THE DISTANCE]

[SIGHING]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[PANTING] [FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

Hmm...

Huh.

[PANTING]

NINA:
Oh yeah, there we go!

[NINA SIGHING]

"Crystal had never felt

this way before.

"Except for when

in the shower by herself.

"Or sometimes just before

going to sleep,

"or just after waking up

in the morning."

[BLISSFUL SIGHING]

"Her urges were powerful."

WHITMAN:
Mmm...

"She was like...

"A burning cauldron

bubbling over.

"A volcano ready to erupt.

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