Sorority Slaughterhouse Page #3

---

"A flood about to burst through!

"But this time...

"This time, she needed more.

"She had to have him!"

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

"Her thighs quivered

with anticipation,

"as she found a voice within

that commanded him.

"Get on the bed

and take off your clothes!"

Oh, yeah!

That's good, that's good.

"I want to see you.

"I want to see all of you!"

[SIGHING]

"I want you to give me pleasure,

"and I don't mean a quickie!

"Uh-uh, I want it all!

"Hours and hours of non-stop,

"heart-pounding ecstasy!

"Ravage me!

"I'll maybe beg for you to stop

"but don't listen to me!

[CRYING] "I just want you

to keep going

"and going and going and

going and going and going..."

[CONTENTED SIGH]

WHITMAN:
Ah...

[NINA PANTING]

Break time.

[SIGHING]

I'm never going to finish

writing this novel.

It will be just a quick break,

and then I'll get back to work.

[SIGHING]

Oh, I know what I need!

Ah-ha! There you

are, Max. [CLICK]

[VIBRATING]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC CONTINUES]

WHITMAN:
You guys must have

to watch this a lot!

Must be frustrating.

NINA:
Here we go.

WHITMAN:
That's it.

She's going down.

NINA:
Yes... [GIGGLING]

Yes, yes!

[NINA LAUGHING]

NINA:
Yes, yes!

[NINA PANTING]

[CLAMBERING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

NINA:
Yes! [GIGGLING]

Yes, yes! [PANTING]

No, no, no!

No, don't do this to me!

Not right now.

[GROANING]

Ugh, stupid battery!

[STARTLED GASP] Oh my god!

What are you doing there?

BOBO:
I'm Bobo, the clown.

[LAUGHING]

Are we having fun yet?

Almost.

Hey. Get over here!

BOBO:
Hey! What are you doing?

No, don't touch me there!

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[SIGHING] What kind

of clown are you?

I'm Bobo the clown,

and I can rock your world!

[IMITATING BUZZING SOUND]

[AWKWARD LAUGHTER]

Huh.

Oh, he's kind of cute.

Oh yeah.

I wonder.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC CONTINUES]

[GIGGLING]

Oh...

NINA:
Oh! Yeah,

that's kind of good.

[NINA GIGGLING]

Oh, Bobo! [LAUGHING]

You're quite the clown.

[PANTING]

Oh, okay!

Okay, Bobo, you take over.

BOBO:
Who does she think I am,

the Energizer clown?

[PANTING] This is

the greatest toy ever!

[PANTING]

[MOANING]

Oh, I'm tingling all over.

BOBO:
Bobo increasing

power now.

[PANTING]

Bobo? [PANTING]

Where are you going?

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

All around The cobbler's bench

The monkey Chased the weasel

NINA:
No, too powerful!

The monkey

Thought it all in fun

Pop goes the weasel!

A penny for A spool of thread

A penny for a needle

[STABBING] [NINA GROANING]

That's the way The money goes

Pop goes the weasel!

[STRANGE GURGLING]

BOBO:
"Shocking, kids!

Don't try this at home.

"The end."

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC ABRUPTLY STOPS]

Are you going to tell me

what's going on with you?

Dean Whitman

bothering you again?

What? No, why would you

ask me that?

Well, you told me he had been

getting on your case.

Well, not my case.

I mean, not just me.

It's this whole sorority

he has issues with

but I got him

to calm down weeks ago.

How'd you do that?

I don't want to talk about

Dean Whitman, or school,

or this sorority any longer.

I just want

to enjoy spring break

with the man I...

Don't say it.

It's too soon.

The man I like a whole lot.

I'll accept that.

Only because I love you, though.

Hey! [LAUGHING]

You get to say it but I don't?

You don't... I mean,

you don't mean it.

And I don't think you even

really know me, yet.

But you think

you know me well enough?

Well, I'm getting there.

[LAUGHING] You're the weird one.

Yeah, that's why

you like me, though.

I like a lot of people.

Except Allie.

Why would you say that?

Well, you been avoiding her.

Allie is fine. I like her.

I just don't 'like her'

like her, you know?

Not like I like you.

Can you say 'like' any more?

I'm going to hit you if you

don't change the subject.

Tell me something

I don't know about you.

I never eat on a empty stomach.

Okay, then follow me.

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[PANTING]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

Allie, don't you have

something better to be doing?

Nope.

I think I smell your satanic

candles burning upstairs.

I put them out before I left.

Richard and I

don't give free sex shows.

Yeah, that's right.

I charge admission.

Oh, do you take personal checks?

[SIGHING]

I gotta take a leak.

I'll be right back, okay?

What do you think you're doing?

I don't know.

Watching true love in motion.

Jealousy much?

Of someone who sleeps with

half the guys on campus?

I don't think so.

Okay, you're no angel.

Try dark angel.

What do you want?

What are you offering?

Nothing! Leave us alone.

Say the black magic word.

Go to hell.

Lucky guess.

You are so weird.

You haven't seen weird yet.

I'm about to go upstairs

and put a curse on your b*obs.

You leave my b*obs out of this.

They are perfect as is.

Got milk?

[IMITATING A CAT]

Don't you dare! I swear,

if you even so much

as tweak a nipple,

I swear, I will bury you!

Hey, you're pretty

funny looking.

BOBO:
You're one to talk.

Hey, who said that?

Marcus, are you out there, man?

I'm Bobo, the clown.

Let's play.

You don't sound

too good, little man.

I'm Bobo, the clown

and you're pissing me off!

[CHUCKLING]

You're funny!

And that reminds me.

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[TRICKLING]

I don't need to see this.

[WHIRRING]

So this is where

you put my bear,

and you gave him an apron?

Yeah. He's a cooking bear.

No, he's a tough and manly bear.

He's holding a heart.

He's strong, he's powerful!

I mean he's a good

lover to boot, but...

Who also likes to cook

in the kitchen.

I don't cook.

I know, and one day soon,

we'll change that about you.

I thought the bear

represented me.

It does represent you.

Except one is just a little

cuter than the other.

And the other's

a little fuzzier?

I guess the only thing

that really matters,

is who's a little bit more

warm and cuddly.

Oh, well you'd better not

get that answer wrong.

I might need some convincing.

[GIGGLING]

Okay. After we eat.

Right after.

RICHARD:
Look what

I found in the bathroom.

[GASPING]

Get that away, I hate clowns!

Come on, nobody hates clown.

Umm, epic fail.

Everyone hates clowns.

They're creepy.

Okay, but this one's funny.

It talks. Listen.

I'm Bobo, the clown

and I'm getting pretty sick

of people pushing my buttons!

See? It's funny! It doesn't

tell jokes, it just complains.

Soon, it's my turn to play

'Poke A Hot Ass'!

[LAUGHING]

Great. An adult clown for

mature children, even creepier.

Keep that up and I'll give you

the finger, buddy!

Come on. What do you

have to say for yourself?

BOBO:
I'm Bobo, the clown.

WHITMAN:
And I'm

going to kill you.

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[THUD]

That was not funny!

Yes, it was! It was just like the

episode from The Twilight Zone.

You know, the one

with the bald guy?

'Beyond The Poseidon Adventure'?

God, I love that movie.

Now, that's a film

that could use a remake.

Why am I dating you?

Well, it's not

because of my mind.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes