Sorority Slaughterhouse Page #6

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join our sorority.

You are a sexual predator!

I am not. I only want to be

with one person from now on!

You.

Don't...

We're connected,

I feel what you feel

and you feel whatever I want.

[PANTING]

No, don't. No, stop.

What, you don't

want to feel good?

Come on, don't be like that.

There's a spell in here that

will make your toes curl.

I tried it once, I couldn't

walk for two days!

No I'm better off

with the killer clown doll!

Fawn, don't go out there!

It's not safe!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Come back inside.

We can figure out how to get

the spirit out of the doll

and then discuss

our future relationship.

We don't have a relationship.

I am in love with Marcus!

Marcus is dead.

You need to let it go

and move on.

Not with you.

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[PANTING]

[GASPING]

BOBO:
Now, where were we?

Leave her alone, you bastard!

You're mine, baby,

and I'm not going to let

this tart get between our love!

If you kill her, I will

never forgive you,

and we are officially over!

I thought you said

we were already over.

I was just testing you.

To see how far

you'd go for love.

I killed myself and

came back as a clown!

Isn't that proof enough?

Yeah, it is.

Just drop the knife,

and I'll let you...

Stick me with something else.

No! Eww!

If he sticks you, he sticks me!

Well, that is quite

a twisted three-way.

Girl, girl, clown doll.

Kinky!

We have a problem here.

The clown doll...

Isn't exactly equipped with

all the proper accessories.

Well you're about...

12 inches, now.

I can work with that.

You keep your perverted

fetishes away from me!

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[STABBING]

BOBO:
Noooo!

I'll always love you.

I love you too, Dimpleface.

WHITMAN:
Hey, wait a second...

It doesn't hurt anymore!

Oh, her death broke the spell!

I'm free!

You! You're the one

behind all of this.

She ruined my life

because of you!

No!

She never loved me. She was

only using me to get to you!

No, I never loved her.

She was crazy!

So you're saying I died

for no reason whatsoever?

I... I...

No one ever asked you

to kill yourself

or come back as a clown

and murder six people!

You cannot blame this on me!

I can do anything I want.

I'm a 12-inch killer

clown doll

with no genitals

and a huge sex drive.

That would drive

anyone psychotic!

That is a valid argument.

You're dead, sister!

BOBO:
I'm Bobo,

the clown. Let's play!

No!

[LAUGHING]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[GASPING]

Ever been tied up

with silly string?

[SCREAMING]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[GASPING]

Now, this is the

greatest show on earth!

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

And for my next act,

Human Shish Kebab, b*tch!

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[CLANG]

Got you!

How do you like

your new home, Pottymouth?

Nothing left to say?

No last words?

I know what you're trying to do.

You want me to think

you're not under there

so that I lift the pot

and you can escape. Well!

You can't trick me.

[METALLIC SWISH]

WHITMAN:
Nice try, Nitwit.

What's the matter? Nothing

left to say? No last words?

Dean Whitman...

BOBO:
Call me Bobo.

Nobody calls Whitman a clown,

even if it's true.

Bobo, I never

meant you any harm.

None of us did!

Right.

I was just a prank. A joke.

Well, you know us clowns,

we'll do anything for a laugh.

Even slit a bimbo's throat.

It'll be a shame

to paint that nice,

perky chest of yours blood red.

Then don't do it!

Don't do it.

I can...

I can offer you

something better!

Oh yeah? Like what?

Well, I can do everything

Allie did for you!

More, probably!

Much, much more.

Miss McBride, are you

trying to seduce me?

You know, I have always had

this fantasy of...

You know,

doing it with a clown.

Really? Ooh, tell me more!

Well, you know

those big floppy shoes

that clowns always wear?

Yes.

Well, I always thought,

what if their feet

are really that big?

So?

So, you know what they say

about guys with big feet,

it correlates

with the size of their...

Oh, I'm starting

to see the picture.

And those baggy pants

that you always wear,

I figured that you

were wearing them because...

You had something under there that

you didn't want the children to see.

You've got a dirty

imagination, Miss McBride!

I do, Bobo. I'm so sorry.

Don't be sorry. I like it.

I'm kind of dirty myself.

Would you like me

to wash you off?

You want

to bathe me? Hmm.

Well, you are sort of

covered in dirt

and grass

and Allie's blood.

I actually washed up earlier.

You should have seen what I looked

like after I got through Nina.

[CHUCKLING]

You mean through with Nina?

No, I said what I meant.

Oh, yes.

Killing people must be so hard.

Especially when you're my size.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

What are you doing?

Just turning on the water.

Not too hot, not too cold.

I like it just right.

Oh, it feel so good.

You want to give it a go?

Okay, but don't try

anything funny!

[GIGGLING] You're

the only clown here.

BOBO:
Ahhhhh...

You like that?

Yeah.

Yes! Maybe I misjudged you,

Miss McBride.

Wouldn't count on it.

[THUD]

[WHACK]

[GRINDING]

[YELLING]

[CHOKING]

[SPLASHING]

Hell yeah!

Who got the last laugh now?

[GURGLING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

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