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killed him.

He tried to eat us?

What is happening?

We've barely been here a day,

we get chased by a blue monster

and an old man tries to eat us!

Well, you don't seem

that bothered.

I'm fine.

We need to get out of here.

Yeah, I've been thinking

about that.

I think we should stay here.

We should hide

and wait for help to come.

Ben, I want to go home.

I want to see my family again.

We don't know if this is happening

just in New York or everywhere.

We've got to find out!

I'm not going outside.

There's that blue monster.

You sure you're all right?

I don't want to die!

We get to the airport,

we fly home.

What if there's a blue monster there,

or another old man trying to eat us?

What if the planes are

being flown by blue monsters

and all the passengers are

old men who want to eat us?

We could check...

Webcams!

We can see all over the world.

Look! Loads of them still working.

"JFK Airport...

New York."

That's near us, right?

There's nobody there.

Look.

It's normally quite busy.

Nobody...

There's nobody there.

What about Tokyo?

I heard there's loads

of people in Tokyo.

Not any more.

What about Alaska?

Alaska?

Who cares about Alaska?

Look - Every major city

in the world, abandoned!

What the hell?

What the hell is going on?

So maybe those guys were right.

- What guys?

- The ones on YouTube.

- The ones who've left us a message.

- What message?

When did they leave this?

A couple of hours ago.

You were asleep.

- Why didn't you wake me up?

- I was watching Skyfall.

Just play it!

Ugh! Stupid geeks...

Hi. Pm Jack.

This is Dwayne.

We've seen your message

and we're letting you know

that you're not alone.

We've got a good idea

of What's happened.

Come with us if you Want to live.

No! You don't have to say that.

H makes H sound more important.

No, it doesn't.

It's just a line from The Terminator.

As far as we know,

most people on Earth

have disappeared.

We're in Toronto.

We'll post the address below.

Come and join us.

We know the answers.

- Come with us if you Want...

- Stop saying that!

They're idiots.

It's not "come with us

if you want to live."

it's "come with me if you want to live."

Canada...

What was that?

The power's gone!

Great. How am I going to

find out if James Bond lives?

Give that ten minutes...

Well, we're leaving in three.

Look, the power's back on.

Has your phone got a signal?

- No.

- Nor mine.

- Know what this means?

- We can't watch pornography?

Something's happened

to the sat navs.

Sat navs?

L-low are we going to

drive up to Canada?

We'll have to use this.

Oh, you are joking.

No one uses maps any more!

There's nowhere

to put in the post code!

Use that at all the sign posts.

You'll figure it out.

Besides, you'll have to.

I'm driving.

We're going to get

a Ferrari, right?

I don't want a sh*t car.

We can get any car we want.

Any car that has the keys in them.

Yeah, and I'll make sure it's a Ferrari.

If it has the keys, yes.

Who needs keys?

We'll just hot wire it.

Do you know how

to hot wire a car? I don't.

- I still think it's gryphons.

- Gryphons again?

- Why is it gryphons?

- Gryphons eat people.

Maybe while we were asleep,

the gryphons all

came back from the past

- and they've eaten everybody.

- Sure, Ben, sure.

Do you think Xena vanished?

I wonder if she's okay.

She should be. She's Xena!

If she can't survive,

there's no hope for any of us.

Wish it was just me

and her left alive.

She'd never go out

with you, no of fence.

She would if I was

the last man on Earth.

In fact, any woman we meet

is going to want to have sex with us.

- Like A Boy and His Dog.

- A Boy and His Dog?

Yeah, the film with Don Johnson.

All the women wanted

to have sex with Don Johnson

because he was

the last fertile man left on Earth.

And because he was Don Johnson.

Besides, how do you know

Xena wouldn't prefer me?

Yeah, right! Once Xena sees me

and my Ferrari,

she'll be all over me.

Maybe she will.

Look what I found...

Ferrari!

U I q

This car is not a Ferrari.

It's not my fault

they put the logo on the keys.

Stupid car! It got us lost!

No, you got us lost.

Told you I can't read maps!

I think a gryphon

changed all the sign posts.

Shut up about gryphons!

Just take a break.

We have to -

the stupid car's run out of gas!

Yeah, Ben. Look where we are -

a gas station!

We'll be fine.

Where are you going?

Where do you think?

- Toilet?

- Yes!

Guess there's someone in there...

Hello?

I'm warning you,

if there's a blue monster in there,

you better not have used

all the toilet paper...

Ugh!

Someone forgot to flush.

Dirty bastard!

Oh, come on!

What's the matter with you?

Hey! I think this needs

to be turned on inside.

- Huh?

- These pumps aren't working.

It needs to be

turned on from inside.

Can you sort it out?

I really think

we should get some guns.

What if there's another

old man who wants to eat us?

We've been driving

for five hours straight.

Haven't seen a single person.

Exactly! And that's why I'd feel

a lot safer if we had some guns.

Can you get me some chewing gum?

And get some deodorant.

You stink.

I'll show you who stinks...

Get your own chewing gum.

U I q

Stephen!

Stephen!

Let's get to the car!

There's no petrol in the car!

Where'd she go?

The back door! Get the door!

Open the door! Open the door!

U I q

Get the back door!

Oh, my God...

I know!

She's quite cute.

Who are you?

Kill!

- That's a funny name.

- Kill!

Have you seen anyone else?

Are there any other survivors?

Kill!

What about the blue monster?

Have you seen a blue monster?

This is pointless.

She's clearly crazy.

We're just not asking her

the right questions.

Are we the last men

left alive on Earth,

and if so, are you part

of a colony of women?

I can't take much more of this.

Where do you think

she came from?

She's in a straitjacket,

so I'd say an asylum.

What's she doing

working in a gas station?

Well, she's not, is she?

She probably just found it

like we did.

I don't know.

There's something about her...

Yeah, she's insane.

Look, there's blood on her face.

- Whose blood is that?

- Kill!

- Could be her blood.

- Or the blood of somebody she's killed.

- Kill!

- Yeah, see? I'd say that's a clue.

Right. Let's pull up the car

and get going.

We can't just leave her here.

No, we can and we are.

Get any supplies you want.

Seriously, get some deodorant.

- I'm a bit smelly.

- Kill!

Don't think she minds!

Oh, for God's sake!

Yes, my name is Ben.

Can you say that?

Kill!

Nearly...

No, it's Ben.

Buh-enn.

Kill... Ben!

Good, that's really good!

Hey, she can talk.

Great. Ask her why

she was in an asylum.

Kill, why were you in an asylum?

Kill!

Yeah, I reckon she killed someone.

I still can't get a phone signal

and there's still no TV reception.

I'm not that worried about that.

Have they got Netflix?

Everything's so messed up...

Nobody's in control!

L-low do we get in touch

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