SOS: Save Our Skins Page #4

with anybody?

Kill, how to we get

in touch with anybody?

Anybody!

Cool! She's doing really good.

That's excellent.

It really is.

But she's definitely staying here.

No, she's not.

She's fine.

She's not fine.

She attacked us!

I think she's starting to like me.

It's just been ages

since you've spoken to a girl.

You can't talk.

You never speak to girls!

Ben, I had a girlfriend.

Marjorie Jenkins, remember?

That was seven years ago!

Seven years ago?

It was six years ago.

Listen, don't screw this up for me.

You don't have to whisper -

she's mad.

Don't ruin my chances.

She's really fit.

- She's in a straitjacket!

- Not totally!

One of these days we're going to have

to repopulate the entire human race.

I am not repopulating it with you!

Kill!

Kill, calm down.

You're scaring her.

She's scaring me!

What was that?

Kill, wait here.

Oh, finally!

Something on TV.

It's not one of those

Danish crime shows, is it?

So boring.

Remember that episode

of Borgen we watched?

I don't think it's a show...

I don't know what it is.

It looks better than Borgen.

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Friend. I'm your friend.

Fren!

No, there's a "D" on the end. "Friend."

- Fren!

- Hey, all right! Have it your way.

I'm your fren.

This is such a bad idea.

We're trying to stay alive,

and you just lowered the chances

of us staying alive...

by a lot.

She's learning!

Look - "Stephen."

He is Stephen.

Stephen-nee.

- She called you Stephanie!

- Cool.

Hey, she's getting a lot friendlier.

Kill, say "nice to meet you, Stephen."

Chop off your head!

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What's this place again?

Niagara Falls.

It's flooded.

Who are you

going to show that to?

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I had a nice sleep.

Good for you.

You should get some rest, too.

You've been driving for hours.

Well, this is it...

Canada looks the same as America.

I just hope they're normal.

I mean, they contacted us,

so they must be friendly, right?

Mm... We thought

that old man was friendly,

and he made biscuits out of ears.

Yeah, maybe she should

wait in the car.

She's not exactly a great house guest.

Yes, she is.

Now, Kill, what do we say

when we meet new people?

- "Hello?"

- Hello.

- "Pleased to meet you."

- I kill everybody!

Yeah, maybe you'd better stay here.

Now, you stay there, Kill.

Play with your chains or something.

Guess nobody's home.

Well, I think you're wrong.

I think someone is home.

- Arms?

- Yeah, we've got arms!

No, we don't have arms.

Glad you guys made it.

You're not crazy, are you?

It's just that some of the people

we've met lately have been very crazy.

Who's that?

That's one of them.

She a little... temperamental.

Want to come in?

We've got an XBox.

So you don't remember

anything about that night?

Nothing at all?

No. We woke up

and everyone had gone.

Yeah, and we missed

Xena, Warrior Princess.

So you didn't see this?

I went out for a run,

must have passed out,

and when I came to,

there were those lights.

I passed out, too.

I was in a bath tub.

Oh, that happens to me sometimes.

It's usually because the water's too hot.

My water wasn't too hot-

it was just right!

It's out belief

that whatever's happened

has something to do

with those lights.

And then there's this guy...

I've seen this!

It's a transmission of some kind.

It's been playing on different

channels at random times.

What do you think it is?

We've got a theory...

So have we - gryphons!

No, we don't think it's gryphons.

- It's aliens!

- Oh, I think it's aliens!

We believe the human race

has been kidnapped.

Like Invasion of the Body Snatchers,

but for some reason

they didn't take everyone.

- Well, that's where you're wrong.

- Hm?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers!

The humans weren't kidnapped.

They were replaced -

by pod people! Duh!

Whatever!

And you've seen no one else?

No one at all?

We were in touch with a few people

around the world after the event,

but since the net went down

we haven't been able

to reach them.

So why wouldn't the aliens take us?

That part we don't know.

Hang on...

You said in your message

that you had all the answers,

but you haven't got all the answers!

We're trying to help you!

We've got a few of the answers.

If you said you had only

a few of the answers,

we wouldn't have bothered

driving all the way down here!

Ben! What about this film?

Who is that?

We're not sure,

but we've got a good idea

where it is.

That tower?

It's about an hour away.

At first we thought the

video was some kind of curse.

You watch it and die,

that sort of thing - like Saw.

You mean The Ring.

Anyway, we've seen something, too,

and it beats that video.

Oh, yeah? What?

A blue monster.

We call it "the Blue Monster".

Good name!

It is, actually.

What is it?

It's like a big, sort of mutant.

We saw it in New York

and it attacked us.

Maybe it's one of them -

one of the aliens.

Perhaps that's it -

they're hunting us, like Predator.

Pity Schwarzenegger's

not around...

Yeah, or Danny Glover.

What, like in Predator 2?

I don't think so.

Ben, why don't you

go check on Kill?

Don't you tell me what to do!

I'm going to check on Kill...

We need to go to this tower.

We'll come with you!

I suppose you can come...

Kill's gone missing!

We have to find her!

- Is she dangerous?

- Yes.

No! She's not dangerous,

she's just...

misunderstood.

God, what if

she's been kidnapped?

She's just run off. She's insane!

She's not insane.

She wouldn't leave me like that.

I'm not walking around looking

for some crazy girl.

We have to find her.

We can't just leave her!

Ben, you're being ridiculous.

Let her go! She's mental.

If you won't help me,

I'll just go on my own!

Oh sure, like you can

take care of yourself.

- Shut your mouth!

- Okay!

I've got an idea...

This cap is itchy.

This is perfect!

That camera can see

twice as far as you can

and can spot any trouble

before you're near H.

Well, I think you're all cowards.

You want to look for

your crazy girlfriend?

You're on your own!

What did he say?

Nothing.

He said, "Good luck!"

Okay, come on, let's go.

Kill?

Kill!

STEPHEN". We could be here

for hours, Ben.

You do know that, right?

I don't care.

I want to find Kill.

- I'm sure she Wants to find you as Well.

- She does!

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Wait, where are you going?

What? What's Wrong?

What's wrong is the blue monster!

What are you talking about?

There's nobody here.

It's right in front of you!

I'm looking at it on the screen!

The blue monster is -

Ben, did you turn your cap around?

Rum!!!

Where am I going?

Run northeast, Ben!

Northeast!

Forward, backward, left or right?

Just run!

Run as fast as you can!

I am running as fast as I can!

Is that the blue monster?

I can't see!

Tell him to stand still!

I don't know where I'm going!

Just get back here! Run!

He can't lead that back here!

Yeah, tell him to shake it off.

Ben, you need to shake off

the blue monster.

BEN".

Shake him off?

How exactly do you

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