SOS: Save Our Skins Page #5

expect me to shake him -

Ow!

What's happening?

Fm just failing over some bins.

STEPHEN". He's just

falling over some bins.

Now Fm just roiling

down a hill...

He says he's just

rolling down a hill.

Where's the blue monster?

I've lost him.

STEPHEN".

He says he's lost him.

Where did it go?

Does it just disappear?

No, it's normally pretty vicious.

H likes attacking people.

Ben, get back here!

That's not a good idea.

We can't just leave him outside!

He wanted to go

in the first place.

He's put us in danger now!

Are you sure

he's lost the monster?

Yeah...

Of course he has.

And he'll be stealthily

making his Way back right now.

Password?

"Waffles."

What happened?

I outran it.

There's no way you

can outrun that thing!

You told me to run

as fast as I could,

and that's what I did.

It's obviously faster than

the blue monster can run.

He let you get away!

"Not this ship, sister."

I know that one -

Empire Strikes Back!

Star Wars, actually.

- We shouldn't have answered your SOS!

- Dwayne!

It's true!

He led that thing right to us!

If you've got a problem with me,

you should just come out

and say it.

Okay, I've got a problem with you.

- Yeah, what problem?

- You're a big, hairy dick!

Yeah, well, you'd know.

Okay, calm down.

Nothing's happened, alright?

- Nobody's got hurt.

- What about Kill?

L-low do you know

she hasn't been hurt?

- Go look for her again!

- I will!

- Ben, shut up.

- You shut up.

- No, you shut up!

- You can shut up!

Everybody shut up!

We need to work out what to do.

I've already

worked out what to do.

We stay here and make sure

that monster,

whatever it is, doesn't get in.

Staying put isn't going

to get us anywhere.

Yeah, that's the idea.

Why don't you go and shove -

Let's get going!

We can all fit in the car.

- What about Kill?

- Screw Kill!

- I'll screw you in a minute.

- I'd like to see you try!

Shut up.

Okay, we need to

find this beacon...

and we'll look for your

friend along the way.

Wait.

You guys need to know something.

It's not good.

What is it?

I trod in some dog sh*t outside

and I think I got some

on your stairs.

Where's Jack and Dwayne?

They're just

getting their coats...

and I think Jack wanted to

clear up that dog sh*t.

At least we've got

some company now.

Safety in numbers!

He's going into the house!

He trod in that dog sh*t!

Is that Dwayne's arm?

I think so...

And is that Dwayne's foot?

I guess.

This does not look good...

Let's get the hell out of here!

Slow down, we might miss her.

That blue monster's here!

We're not slowing down.

He's not fast -

I outran him.

We got them killed!

They were trying to help us

and we got them killed!

- It's not our fault.

- It is our fault!

L-low did the blue monster

even find us?

We've been driving for ages

and he just turns up

out of the... blue?

Maybe he can teleport,

or, I don't know,

he can jump

really far like the Hulk.

Maybe there's more than one.

More than one?

You think?

I'm worried about Kill.

She can handle herself.

I'm sure we'll run into her.

Kill?

Frenn...?

This place looks alright.

Let's stop here.

I've always wanted to

break into a house.

We're not breaking in...

We're just slowly getting inside.

Hello?

Obviously it's called "breaking"

because you have to actually

break something, otherwise -

Okay, well, it looks safe...

Ben, don't you think Kill

should be, you know... restrained?

No, she totally trusts us

since you hit her with the car.

There's still nothing on.

Do you think they've

got some DVDs?

This house is really nice.

Why can't I live

in a nice house?

Because you work

in a post office?

At least it's still got power.

- Huh?

- I said at least we've still got power!

Look at this...

My mum doesn't have any

pictures of me up in her house.

That's 'cause she hates you!

All these books...

Nobody's ever

going to read them.

- Oh, my God!

- What?!

Oh, my God!

What is it?

- Ice cream! How amazing is that?

- Ice cream!

Yeah, that's right, Kill, ice cream!

Chocolate and marshmallow.

Sorry, do you want some?

Yeah.

Can you put it in a bowl?

Oh, is the internet working?

I haven't checked my email in ages!

I bet I've got loads of junk.

No, it's still down.

I guess on the plus side,

I don't have to keep updating iTunes.

If everything's shutting down,

we're going to get more blackouts.

Sooner or later,

it'll go out completely.

Kill, are you sure you don't want

ice cream instead of cabbage?

No? Enjoy your cabbage...

We need to find this place.

Could be anywhere.

Those guys thought it was close.

This is a nice house.

You know what?

I fancy a lie down in a nice bed.

All snuggled up.

Kill, do you fancy

a lie down in a nice bed?

Nice beds!

Please! You're not

going to bed together,

not while I'm here.

Plus you should take a bath.

You smell like a badger.

Okay... Kill, let's go

and have a bath, hmm?

- No!

- You suggested it!

Whatever. I've got more

important things to think about.

They seemed to think

that tower was here...

Come on, let's have a bath.

Oh, if a witch comes

crawling out of the TV,

you'll let me know, yeah?

Sure, sure...

Who are you?

So...

I guess we better get undressed.

I'll tell you what -

I'll go first.

- Fat man!

- Pardon?

Fat man in the bath!

Yeah, you're doing really well.

Hiya.

Hi. Hang on - what?!

Oh, we took a bath.

- Gross!

- Kiss.

- I'm sorry...?

- Kiss Kill!

- You kissed Kill?

- It just sort of happened...

And you put her in that dress?

That just sort of happened, too.

Cool...

Oh, and it's not "Kill" anymore.

I thought she needed a nicer name,

so she's called Killie.

Killie!

Great...

So from now on,

you have to call her Killie.

"Killie," got it.

So we check around these areas,

we find that beacon,

search around...

That building's got to be close.

Yeah, about that...

We want to stay here.

What do you mean?

Well, this is a really nice house

and they've got loads of DVDs.

- We want to watch Ratatouille.

- Ratatouille!

We can't stay here!

Why not?

Because it's not our house,

it's not out home,

and we need to get home.

But we can make it our home!

Put some pictures up,

take the bins out...

There's some good clothes upstairs.

The guy's the same size as me.

- Fat man!

- Yeah, alright, Killie.

Are you mad?

We can't live here.

It's safer here than it is out there,

and you don't know

what that man is,

or what those messages

are all about.

I mean, that beacon -

it might be a trap.

He might want to kill us!

Ben, we're miles from home!

And as far as we know,

the entire population has vanished.

Do we just sit here,

have hot baths, and watch DVDs?

Yeah, that's exactly

what I want!

Oh, fine.

Yeah, that's just fine.

Stay here, make yourself comfortable,

eat some popcorn,

and watch Ratatouille.

Fine, I will.

But don't blame me when that

blue monster starts hammering -

- He won't find us!

- He found us before!

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